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Hope whoever owns this doesn’t get divorced!

Views are my own and are not reflective of my employer.
Running Man? More like… the Funning Man! Fun time!
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Dino Drac's November Funpack is here! This one is mostly for subscribers, but feel free to take a shot if you're quick! Comes with my patented Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Snack Pack, plus a Christmas stocking shaped like a Chicken McNugget. Deets: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/november-funpack-2025/
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Regarding Metroid Prime 4 discourse

There are literally thousands of games coming out every year please go outside or play literally anything else
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
YES
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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This is how a real #2 Promotion does business take notes Tony Khan
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Soon, we'll oversee a budget of more than $100 billion — and every dollar will reflect our commitment to working New Yorkers and delivering universal childcare. Good thing some little New Yorkers gave me a counting lesson today!
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Might have to go to DEFY to see the independent debut of Sting Jr.

Still so wild to see how integrated AEW is with the local wrestling scene here. It moves with purpose!
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Faceplanting Senator receives government-funded healthcare after voting to take government-funded healthcare away from citizens is where our metaphors are now.
John Fetterman was transported to a hospital this morning after falling and hitting his face.

Docs discovered he'd had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up, a form of sudden cardiac arrest. His office says he's doing well and “receiving routine observation." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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It’s wild how TV told us that conspiracies were shadowy and hyper-competent and in reality the only conspiracy was that the NYT editorial board really wanted Trump to be president so they just… ignored all the e-mails the notorious sex trafficker kept sending them about his pedophile friend.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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"the president was friends with a sex trafficking predator and invited him over to the white house numerous times"

"hmm, that's weird. clearly the problem here is black people. and gay people. and trans people."
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I think it's kinda beautiful that once a year AEW is like "It's Deathmatch night on Turner Broadcasting Systems"
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Even more so because we never had cancel culture. We had the beginnings of a suggestion of cancel culture and most privileged people and every vector of institutional power treated it like the biggest moral hazard the world has ever seen and spent an astonishing amount of effort to shut it down.
Honestly, we could have used a lot more cancel culture.
Insights from Larry Summers

"I observed that half the IQ In world was possessed by women without mentioning they are more than 51 percent of population..."
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Oh my God, I nearly wet myself!!

Thomas The TIE fighter!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#starwars #starwarshumor
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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But if we were right about the president fucking underage girls, maybe we’re right about him being a treasonous stupid sack of shit.
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."
Lutnick is the current Secretary of Commerce and Epstein sent this email three months before he died.
Epstein mocked Trump for “leaving his nose print on the glass” while watching young women, wrote that Trump knew about illicit activity tied to Mar-a-Lago, and visited “many times,” and noted Trump’s planned visit to his neighbor Howard Lutnick’s house.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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> "41% of Millennial and Gen Z employees admit they’re sabotaging their company’s AI strategy, for example by refusing to use AI tools or outputs

translation: workers who know how to do work correctly keep the business on rails in spite of the bosses who can't tell answer-shaped output from answers
AI cannot fail, it can only be sabotaged. You must stay ever-vigilant against Trotskyist wreckers.
September 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM