@aalelele.bsky.social
If I had a nickel for every time a man with the same name (male version) ends up asking me on a date, I’d have five.
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened more than twice
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened more than twice
October 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a man with the same name (male version) ends up asking me on a date, I’d have five.
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened more than twice
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened more than twice
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big tech hasn't come up with anything paradigm-shifting and useful since the smartphone in 2008 and I'm tired of all the shit they keep shoving down our throats trying to recapture that high
September 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
big tech hasn't come up with anything paradigm-shifting and useful since the smartphone in 2008 and I'm tired of all the shit they keep shoving down our throats trying to recapture that high
My heart dropped to my stomach
August 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My heart dropped to my stomach
Dakota Johnson, how does it feel to be God’s favorite? 🥲
New look at Dakota Johnson and Pedro Pascal in Celine Song’s #Materialists. 📷
May 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Dakota Johnson, how does it feel to be God’s favorite? 🥲
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It’s pretty insane that a private citizen can come in, hijack federal government servers, fire people, and steal their PII.
February 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It’s pretty insane that a private citizen can come in, hijack federal government servers, fire people, and steal their PII.
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RIP President Jimmy Carter
December 29, 2024 at 11:42 PM
RIP President Jimmy Carter
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President Jimmy Carter placed his family peanut farm in a blind trust so there wouldn't be a conflict of interest while President.
Donald Trump made $2.4 Billion during his reign.
Donald Trump made $2.4 Billion during his reign.
December 29, 2024 at 11:06 PM
President Jimmy Carter placed his family peanut farm in a blind trust so there wouldn't be a conflict of interest while President.
Donald Trump made $2.4 Billion during his reign.
Donald Trump made $2.4 Billion during his reign.
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"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others”
For me, nobody epitomizes this quote better than Jimmy Carter.
Rest in peace, good Sir.
May your character, compassion and deeds inspire generations to understand the true meaning of a life well lived.
For me, nobody epitomizes this quote better than Jimmy Carter.
Rest in peace, good Sir.
May your character, compassion and deeds inspire generations to understand the true meaning of a life well lived.
December 30, 2024 at 12:02 AM
"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others”
For me, nobody epitomizes this quote better than Jimmy Carter.
Rest in peace, good Sir.
May your character, compassion and deeds inspire generations to understand the true meaning of a life well lived.
For me, nobody epitomizes this quote better than Jimmy Carter.
Rest in peace, good Sir.
May your character, compassion and deeds inspire generations to understand the true meaning of a life well lived.
I hope Elon Musk gets his citizenship revoked. I want to see him get deported
December 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I hope Elon Musk gets his citizenship revoked. I want to see him get deported
Going to pray for Elon Musk’s downfall
December 28, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Going to pray for Elon Musk’s downfall
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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The mugshot of Luigi Mangione has been released.
December 9, 2024 at 11:16 PM
The mugshot of Luigi Mangione has been released.
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The 2024 writers are trolling us.
December 9, 2024 at 8:22 PM
The 2024 writers are trolling us.
Te amo, CDMX. Te amo
December 8, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Te amo, CDMX. Te amo
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well well well. if it isn't exclusively the music i started listening to before the age of 26. and dua lipa
December 4, 2024 at 7:47 PM
well well well. if it isn't exclusively the music i started listening to before the age of 26. and dua lipa
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spotify wrapped feels less summary statistics and more capturing periods of psychosis listening to a particular string of songs on repeat
December 4, 2024 at 7:50 PM
spotify wrapped feels less summary statistics and more capturing periods of psychosis listening to a particular string of songs on repeat
Meta needs to stop trying to make Threads happen
a woman wearing a santa hat says " it 's not going to happen ! "
ALT: a woman wearing a santa hat says " it 's not going to happen ! "
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Meta needs to stop trying to make Threads happen
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i’m finally watching gossip girl & why haven’t i watched this soonerrrrrr lol
November 27, 2024 at 3:06 AM
i’m finally watching gossip girl & why haven’t i watched this soonerrrrrr lol
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I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.
Payasos los que idolatran a los narcos y luego se quejan de la violencia
December 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Payasos los que idolatran a los narcos y luego se quejan de la violencia
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“But the eggs were just so expensive.”
November 29, 2024 at 4:02 AM
“But the eggs were just so expensive.”
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Una copita de vino y Natalia Lafourcade para que le de sueño al vacío en mi corazón
November 28, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Una copita de vino y Natalia Lafourcade para que le de sueño al vacío en mi corazón
@moderation.bsky.app pls let us remove followers or if we block someone make it automatically remove them from our followers
November 27, 2024 at 8:34 PM
@moderation.bsky.app pls let us remove followers or if we block someone make it automatically remove them from our followers
Pepsi making an ad with a tag saying “we make real magic happen” with real people would be the greatest comeback after Coca Cola and their horrible AI ad
November 27, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Pepsi making an ad with a tag saying “we make real magic happen” with real people would be the greatest comeback after Coca Cola and their horrible AI ad
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Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
November 26, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like