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honorary witch | he/him | one jigger of gin per pound of body weight
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I've seen a couple Evangelion title card generators going around so here's mine, newly re-hosted (RIP Glitch). Do the other ones simulate broadcast video in pure CSS by using individually animated red/green/blue drop shadows? I have no idea, but mine does. paulstarr.dev/eva/
Evangelion Title Card Generator
paulstarr.dev
August 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Yes. All the time!

Mike Haliechuck said "Time is a product. Time is either something you own, or you have to pay for. It’s leisure time, or how you spend your time working, and how much money you need to make to mitigate free time, and even the way you experience it"
You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Bubble Economy!
‘We now have confirmation, with the OECD saying in a new report that, without AI capex, U.S. economic growth declined in the first half of 2025. People keep wondering why the employment market is weak, but the economy somehow chugs along. This is why.’ paulkedrosky.com/ex-ai-capex-...
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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check out talking to one of you fucked the hot pocket, jack
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
We've had a tea kettle for years and I still do not know how much water to put in for two cups of tea. Simply unknowable
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
His dead-eyed visage has popped up at my grocery store and it is unsettling to turn the corner and, bam, there he is
Mr. Beast is one of those celebrities or shows in the background of a dystopian story to give you an idea of how completely the broken society has become. You can't convince me he's real.
a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie

reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.

“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Hey, uh, I heard it's going to snow
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Watching again and, now more than ever,
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
Bob Belcher - I'm mostly straight
YouTube video by Kronc Lee
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My 3.5 year old is singing a mashup of Feminiomenon and Hot To Go. It is 0615.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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no I'll just collect the sample that's currently dripping from me to wave at ppl in traffic this AM, tried to ruin my #brand to talk shit about trick daddy
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Groceries cost so damn much. Anyone looking into this?
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Accountable for way too much for a three day work week
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Today—and EVERY day—is a great day to revisit this classic album | Explore + hear more here: album.ink/ParliamentMC
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Man how many times does this experiment need to be done to show the same results over and over again to just ignore it
"$1,000 a month as part of a state program experimenting with giving homeless youths cash payments for two years with no strings attached."

"Of the 117 youths [..] who completed Oregon's two-year pilot program, 91% reported being in stable housing."
#Oregon #USA #Housing #Nonprofit
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Up at 3 am watching Prince guitar solos. ❤️❤️❤️

youtu.be/dWRCooFKk3c?...
2021 Remaster "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" with Prince, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne and Steve Winwood
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This is the first time I've seen real software engineer behavior in one of these
I think Claude Code has achieved AGI
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Fat Guy Try
#FRAvAUS
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM