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Autumnal Ninja
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Wandering forlornly through the internets
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New England Autumn remains Undefeated
tummy hört :(
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Top 5 film genres:

-muddy swordfights in the rain

-vampires are scuzzy/horny

-Jim Henson’s Creature Shop ᵀᴹ

-gowns … beautiful gowns

-Boy’s Own Pulp Adventures
Top 5 film genres:

•Cop doesn’t realize he’s in a horror movie

•Dramatic actor delivering comedy lines with bone dry solemnity

•Los Angeles seedy underbelly

•Showbiz doc where talking heads are more famous than the subject matter

•Ten surgically precise needle drops
Top 5 film genres:

- Come as the sick soul of Europe

- Hong Kong action movies with infinite ammo mods on

- “nothing happens” coming of age stories

- Mark Ruffalo’s about to find tf out

- Barbara Stanwyck
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Reposted by Autumnal Ninja
The World Character Summit 2025 in Hanyu City today
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Emptied my social gas tank an hour ago and being so brave about it
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
So they repackaged industrial office size rolls for the home market?
Kinda overkill. But im also lazy so kinda appealing
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
WHY won’t the heat turn on i bles the radiator and got water all over the floor even 😡
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Why the FUCK did signing up for a free trial of apple music delete most of my albums????
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Tax big trucks and suvs to death; use the money to put in protected bike lanes. Also more strict licensing requirements for the child-crushers
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Petition to rename the trapezius the Wretched Bastard muscle
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Is ‘orientate’ the worst word in the world for anyone else?
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sei Shonagon’s Pillow Book for showing me how people are really just people, regardless of time and space
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I must confess I am very bad at Spelling Bee
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
A) it’s Bond no one will care
B) does being involved with Major IP make you boring mcborngson, incapable of even lightly outside the box storytelling
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lucky to have the day off; heading to the turbo-bougie grocery store for artisanal treats/booze
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Driving in Dark and Rainstorm 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
20 minutes of “symphonic dances from west side story” 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have been craving mozzarella sticks all day
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Accidentally bought smooth peanut butter a while ago; can’t wait to finish the jar
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
good morning from the thundering herd of wildebeest disguised as one (1) cat
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposted by Autumnal Ninja
The current glut of “prestige dramas” (movie scripts that have been stretched more than Mike Teavee) have made us all forget what real TV is about: masterfully crafted weekly schlock
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What was this show? The fancy waitress show?
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Friday afternoon aka reading about Carthusians on wikipedia
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thinking Judgemental Thoughts about the owner of this dog on tge dog grooming yt
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM