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IM RIGHT , LETS GO - dashare.zone ADMIN
May 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
IM RIGHT , LETS GO - dashare.zone ADMIN
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I hope this pope is cool and lets us do some sins
May 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I hope this pope is cool and lets us do some sins
Me: I’m sorry, this is my first rodeo.
Bull I’m riding: You’re doing great, sweetie.
Bull I’m riding: You’re doing great, sweetie.
April 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Me: I’m sorry, this is my first rodeo.
Bull I’m riding: You’re doing great, sweetie.
Bull I’m riding: You’re doing great, sweetie.
Face down, ass up. That’s my preferred position for my daily bout of existential dread.
April 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Face down, ass up. That’s my preferred position for my daily bout of existential dread.
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*going in to donate blood* just take it all
March 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*going in to donate blood* just take it all
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Even on my regular antidepressant, I still felt unresolved symptoms of depression. So I asked my doctor about adding Cadbury Mini Eggs.
March 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Even on my regular antidepressant, I still felt unresolved symptoms of depression. So I asked my doctor about adding Cadbury Mini Eggs.
I would like an open casket funeral, but I wanna be in the thing backwards. You come up and check out my knees and shoes.
March 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I would like an open casket funeral, but I wanna be in the thing backwards. You come up and check out my knees and shoes.
"We are not even close."
-Romans building Rome, end of day 1
-Romans building Rome, end of day 1
March 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"We are not even close."
-Romans building Rome, end of day 1
-Romans building Rome, end of day 1
World Series of Poker but everyone’s playing with big piles of eggs.
March 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
World Series of Poker but everyone’s playing with big piles of eggs.
Has anyone said Marco Rubio looks like that stoned girl from those old anti-drug commercials yet?
March 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Has anyone said Marco Rubio looks like that stoned girl from those old anti-drug commercials yet?
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what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot
March 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot
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Walruses? Walri? Walrus?
Anyway...They've escaped.
Anyway...They've escaped.
February 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Walruses? Walri? Walrus?
Anyway...They've escaped.
Anyway...They've escaped.
This isn’t a tweet, right? My wife and I have been calling them blueskees.
February 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This isn’t a tweet, right? My wife and I have been calling them blueskees.
Hey elon
Sugg-mannutts
Sugg-mannutts
February 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hey elon
Sugg-mannutts
Sugg-mannutts
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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way
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Had a dream that Coca-Cola has a new ad campaign where the soda wants to fuck you. The bottle says "I know I taste good, but I bet you taste even better." Voiceover: Coke, the soda that wants to fuck you
September 18, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Had a dream that Coca-Cola has a new ad campaign where the soda wants to fuck you. The bottle says "I know I taste good, but I bet you taste even better." Voiceover: Coke, the soda that wants to fuck you
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In light of all that’s happening, I designed a jewelry collection inspired by infamous women and female creatures in folklore around the world. The Femme Fatale collection examines the tendency to paint women as monsters, man-eaters, or seductresses when they don’t subscribe to societal norms.
February 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
In light of all that’s happening, I designed a jewelry collection inspired by infamous women and female creatures in folklore around the world. The Femme Fatale collection examines the tendency to paint women as monsters, man-eaters, or seductresses when they don’t subscribe to societal norms.
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Legendary hater Charles Darwin
February 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Legendary hater Charles Darwin
That guy with the cowboy hat shaped head from the Super Bowl can get fucked.
February 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
That guy with the cowboy hat shaped head from the Super Bowl can get fucked.
I think today might be the day I grace Bluesky with a repost of the Romans joke.
February 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I think today might be the day I grace Bluesky with a repost of the Romans joke.
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Just imagining history taking a deep sigh, preparing to repeat itself once again
December 8, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Just imagining history taking a deep sigh, preparing to repeat itself once again
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These days, I like to spend my time screaming into the void, lurking in the shadows, haunting the dreams of my adversaries, and luring men into the depths of my murky waters.
February 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
These days, I like to spend my time screaming into the void, lurking in the shadows, haunting the dreams of my adversaries, and luring men into the depths of my murky waters.
Walruses? Walri? Walrus?
Anyway...They've escaped.
Anyway...They've escaped.
February 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Walruses? Walri? Walrus?
Anyway...They've escaped.
Anyway...They've escaped.
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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"Let me reiterate: I disapprove of the mayor igniting a bus full of C4 in the food court. I may have worn a shirt that said, VOTE FOR THE MAYOR WHO WILL BLOW UP THE MALL FOOD COURT, but that was just my way of saying I only cared about him fixing up the bowling alley."
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
buff.ly
February 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Let me reiterate: I disapprove of the mayor igniting a bus full of C4 in the food court. I may have worn a shirt that said, VOTE FOR THE MAYOR WHO WILL BLOW UP THE MALL FOOD COURT, but that was just my way of saying I only cared about him fixing up the bowling alley."