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American Pope to avoid the tariffs, smart.
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
American Pope to avoid the tariffs, smart.
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Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"
February 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"
On God
we're just a few years away from courtroom procedurals like "do you swear to spit straight fax, no cap, on god?"
February 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
On God
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Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
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Remote start goes crazy in this weather
January 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Remote start goes crazy in this weather
Shoulda named it steel beams
President Biden just issued a statement announcing his decision to name a new aircraft carrier the USS George W. Bush
January 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Shoulda named it steel beams
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this is what talking to mormons feels like
January 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
this is what talking to mormons feels like
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This seems to be unique to the United States, for sure.
January 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This seems to be unique to the United States, for sure.
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every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years
December 26, 2024 at 8:16 PM
every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years
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the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM
the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
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Gambling ads in football is a plague. Shirt sponsors, official sponsors, TV ads, even live scores apps etc. Everything is geared to increasing shady betting companies' profits. No wonder the addiction is rife in fans. Ban. It. Now.
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Gambling ads in football is a plague. Shirt sponsors, official sponsors, TV ads, even live scores apps etc. Everything is geared to increasing shady betting companies' profits. No wonder the addiction is rife in fans. Ban. It. Now.
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They have a healthy relationship based on mutual respect and shared values
December 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
They have a healthy relationship based on mutual respect and shared values
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President Elon is so precisely what the Framers were worried about that it feels like a hypothetical even though it's real life
December 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
President Elon is so precisely what the Framers were worried about that it feels like a hypothetical even though it's real life
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hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy
December 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy
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You know it’s bad when even Trump is pity posting through it 💀
December 18, 2024 at 11:05 PM
You know it’s bad when even Trump is pity posting through it 💀
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i fucking hate the orbs so much. wish theyd fucking go away. i wish theyd go away & let our elected officials conduct Statesmanship in peace
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
i fucking hate the orbs so much. wish theyd fucking go away. i wish theyd go away & let our elected officials conduct Statesmanship in peace
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New pic of a drone over New Jersey.
December 16, 2024 at 12:04 AM
New pic of a drone over New Jersey.
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Half-Life 3 will not be a PlayStation exclusive.
December 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Half-Life 3 will not be a PlayStation exclusive.