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I'm running out of words for how stupid everything is.
Deal to end US shutdown would also allow some Republican senators to seek $500,000 for January 6 probe reut.rs/4qRAyxc
Deal to end US shutdown would also allow some Republican senators to seek $500,000 for January 6 probe
Legislation moving through Congress that would end the longest government shutdown in U.S. history would also allow eight Republican senators to seek hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages for alleged privacy violations stemming from the Biden administration's investigation of the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm running out of words for how stupid everything is.
Poorly drawn lines batting 1.000%
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Poorly drawn lines batting 1.000%
Them dorks always on our dick lmao
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Them dorks always on our dick lmao
My first apartment was $650. Same apartment rn is triple that, at least.
peoples rent really used to be under 1000 at one point 😭 it’s crazy we’ll never see them numbers again
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My first apartment was $650. Same apartment rn is triple that, at least.
The Bob Sagat stray was insane.
Then made up hypotheticals about the recently deceased as if that was the mic drop moment
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Bob Sagat stray was insane.
Very very wild to ya boi.
The caping for rich celebs is so crazy to me. Like they actually pay a PR rep for that.
And here you are doing for the freesies....
And here you are doing for the freesies....
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Very very wild to ya boi.
Gambling should have stayed a Vegas only thing. Full stop. You got celebrities hawking gambling apps at people 24/7 w that stupid meaningless “need help?” disclaimer at the bottom. Everything’s stupid.
“The consequences extend beyond lost money. Hazardous gambling is correlated with increased rates of anxiety and depression, and young men who engage in it are more likely to slide into a full-blown gambling addiction. Boys who frequently gamble miss more classes, perform worse in school”
The rise of sports betting is a growing public health crisis
Sports betting is more addictive than ever, and millions of young Americans are paying the price.
www.statnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Gambling should have stayed a Vegas only thing. Full stop. You got celebrities hawking gambling apps at people 24/7 w that stupid meaningless “need help?” disclaimer at the bottom. Everything’s stupid.
Ok, cheeseburger acquired. One down one to go.
Breh I am at work SKRUGGLING. I need sleep. And a cheeseburger. Only one of those things are in reach currently 😤
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ok, cheeseburger acquired. One down one to go.
Imagine hating me when all I’m doing is spending an inordinate amount of time wiping smudges off my phone screen knowing I’m just gonna pick it back up five seconds later to use it again.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Imagine hating me when all I’m doing is spending an inordinate amount of time wiping smudges off my phone screen knowing I’m just gonna pick it back up five seconds later to use it again.
I’m sorry this is so fucking funny.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m sorry this is so fucking funny.
Breh I am at work SKRUGGLING. I need sleep. And a cheeseburger. Only one of those things are in reach currently 😤
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Breh I am at work SKRUGGLING. I need sleep. And a cheeseburger. Only one of those things are in reach currently 😤
Cussed his ass out immediately afterwards too.
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Cussed his ass out immediately afterwards too.
This ain't my pittie but I'm the fun uncle.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This ain't my pittie but I'm the fun uncle.
I need to finish writing my novel. Working 9-5 ain't it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I need to finish writing my novel. Working 9-5 ain't it.
Shams be dropping these scoops walking out of the damn owners meetings, damn near.
lmao at Shams not only reporting that the Mavs are firing Nico Harrison but reporting at what time the meeting to fire him is taking place at. That has to be a first.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Shams be dropping these scoops walking out of the damn owners meetings, damn near.
He look like the unattractive version of Sara Jay. And yes I meant those words in that order.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
He look like the unattractive version of Sara Jay. And yes I meant those words in that order.
He pulled a "deposit this check, spend the money real quick before it bounces" but for the entire US economy.
So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
He pulled a "deposit this check, spend the money real quick before it bounces" but for the entire US economy.
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Good morning. “Love is Blind” is the best argument against the sanctity of marriage.
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Good morning. “Love is Blind” is the best argument against the sanctity of marriage.
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Finally someone who is dressing dressing as promised! ☝🏽
good morning saints and kelly! behold, langston tremaine's first turtleneck of the season 🫶🏿
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Finally someone who is dressing dressing as promised! ☝🏽
That’s what the shutdown was for doofus! The subsidies would have been needed to reopen!
Reporter: What do you say to your colleagues who say this isn't a fight, this is a capitulation?
Shaheen: We have a guaranteed vote by a guaranteed date…
Reporter: There is no guarantee that this will become law.
Shaheen: There was never a guarantee that it would be become law.
Shaheen: We have a guaranteed vote by a guaranteed date…
Reporter: There is no guarantee that this will become law.
Shaheen: There was never a guarantee that it would be become law.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
That’s what the shutdown was for doofus! The subsidies would have been needed to reopen!
Idk why they're overthinking this. Daniel Craig's run didn't just continue Pierce Brosnan's. Reboot it with the new actor and keep it pushing.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Idk why they're overthinking this. Daniel Craig's run didn't just continue Pierce Brosnan's. Reboot it with the new actor and keep it pushing.
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Black ICE “agents” should get extra slander. The fuck you doing out here Lafredrick !!
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Black ICE “agents” should get extra slander. The fuck you doing out here Lafredrick !!
They all like the filibuster bc it keeps them from having to consider any popular, life changing legislation.
It’s insane to treat the filibuster as the most sacrosanct.
Article 1 power of the purse, oversight, and war? Nah.
Emoluments clauses? Bribery prohibition? Meh.
Criminal law? 14A? Doesn’t count.
But maybe the Senate changes a rule it has multiple times before? Gasp! Not that. Anything but that.
Article 1 power of the purse, oversight, and war? Nah.
Emoluments clauses? Bribery prohibition? Meh.
Criminal law? 14A? Doesn’t count.
But maybe the Senate changes a rule it has multiple times before? Gasp! Not that. Anything but that.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They all like the filibuster bc it keeps them from having to consider any popular, life changing legislation.
Running on maybe 3 hours of sleep the last two nights combined. Todays gonna be fun 🤩
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Running on maybe 3 hours of sleep the last two nights combined. Todays gonna be fun 🤩