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Fuck it, this is now a thread of my fav songs from each of my albums
Man; this joint just kept on going.
She gotta be Wemby height with this paragraph on her leg.
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Man; this joint just kept on going.
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I know everyone was excited for Xmas yesterday but tomorrow, the *star* of the holiday season happens (Pop Tarts Bowl).
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I know everyone was excited for Xmas yesterday but tomorrow, the *star* of the holiday season happens (Pop Tarts Bowl).
🗣️ YOU AIN’T A BITCH OR A HOE
YEW N EYE TEE WHHHYYYYYY
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
🗣️ YOU AIN’T A BITCH OR A HOE
Just realized past me left future me a cherry Pepsi in the work fridge.
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Just realized past me left future me a cherry Pepsi in the work fridge.
Having negative 7 passing yards is very nasty
December 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Having negative 7 passing yards is very nasty
This Vikings defense is SMOTHERING
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This Vikings defense is SMOTHERING
The “AirPods at home on FaceTime” thing was endearing during Covid but there’s no excuse now lol.
netflix is doing amazing things with the NFL. I've always wanted to listen to a hall of famer talk about his christmas decorations through an AirPods microphone over Zoom during the game
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The “AirPods at home on FaceTime” thing was endearing during Covid but there’s no excuse now lol.
Donut holes are so funny because at first they were just throwing them shits away then someone was like “hold on we can make money off these”
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Donut holes are so funny because at first they were just throwing them shits away then someone was like “hold on we can make money off these”
Wow Goff how’d you not see that DB
December 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Wow Goff how’d you not see that DB
Raise your hand if you thought, in 1993, that you’d see Snoop dog performing “Nothin But a G Thang” with ballerinas and an orchestra.
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Raise your hand if you thought, in 1993, that you’d see Snoop dog performing “Nothin But a G Thang” with ballerinas and an orchestra.
Knicks/Cavs opening up with a classic
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Knicks/Cavs opening up with a classic
Lmaooooo oh my god.
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Lmaooooo oh my god.
I want a Hallmark holiday movie where the gal leaves the small town to go to the big city and falls in love. And her small town ex loses in the end. switch jt up.
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I want a Hallmark holiday movie where the gal leaves the small town to go to the big city and falls in love. And her small town ex loses in the end. switch jt up.
KAT tried to dump it on Allen’s head just now
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
KAT tried to dump it on Allen’s head just now
It basically takes every good scene from the first one, makes it better, and sets it in NY lol.
Home Alone 2 is one of the rare sequels that actually improves upon the original
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It basically takes every good scene from the first one, makes it better, and sets it in NY lol.
But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community
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Just say no to the NFL on Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just say no to the NFL on Christmas.
Vernon singing “Never Can Say Goodbye” is dope considering Clifton wrote that song
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Vernon singing “Never Can Say Goodbye” is dope considering Clifton wrote that song
65° for Xmas gotta love this new planet we’ve created for ourselves.
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
65° for Xmas gotta love this new planet we’ve created for ourselves.
Pluribus E1 got right to the good shit huh.
December 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pluribus E1 got right to the good shit huh.
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My comedy special
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter available on your favorite streaming platforms! Go watch for the holidays!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter available on your favorite streaming platforms! Go watch for the holidays!
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My comedy special
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter available on your favorite streaming platforms! Go watch for the holidays!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter available on your favorite streaming platforms! Go watch for the holidays!
The worst. Would rather die tbh.
Migraines suck.
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The worst. Would rather die tbh.
Don’t invite me out unless you want me pulling up to the function like so:
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Don’t invite me out unless you want me pulling up to the function like so: