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🐱302czar🐱
@302czar.bsky.social
Delaware / Childless cat gentleman / documentaryphile / Philly sports diehard
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There, I fixed it for you.
The ranking is absurd but many of these are good choices.

Ones that should've been there (don't feel like listing what would be axed)...

The General
Modern Times
City Lights
The Lady Eve
The Apartment
Daisies
Céline and Julie Go Boating
The Phantom of Liberty
Hot Fuzz
The Worst Person in the World
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Her whole career is a satirical prank.
So, essentially, we are to believe that a high schooler created multiple fake songs with the name they were using professionally, had a random stylist use one in a video, made a Myspace and on topic tweets over a long period, and sent out promo for this music all as a ruse nypost.com/2025/11/19/u...
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Look, man, I already knew all the gross words Nuzzi and RFK and Lizza use because like all cultured people I have listened many times to Crotchduster.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Hey Mom? Do you need me to bring something for Thanksgiving? I happen to have an extra Jewish Holiday Medium Cheese Board (No Meat) laying around."
Why is this so funny
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You're gonna want to read this. Bring tissues. 😿❤️
Latest newsletter. 🔗 in bio.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This was me. My aunt and uncle were available so I invited them. They then took me out to dinner and we had a nice day.
😭 I have definitely had times like this. Most of us have. I'm sorry, that is a bummer.
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
That Cowboys player isn't looking from above. He killed himself. He's canonically in hell.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"The power of Christ compels you!"
if you were gonna get a tramp stamp of a line from a horror movie what would you get?
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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when the Lizza’s a Ryan, sex pesting he’s tryin’

when the -lizza be Chris, the point he will miss
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Your world is coming apart
Remain steadfast
Perseverance!
Against all opposition
Crushing all limitations
Perseverance!
Pure strength through solitude
Discipline and determination
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I mean, look, "American Canyon" is pretty funny.
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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BLUESKY CFB ALL-NAME TEAM VOTING IS OPEN! Vote for your favorite names from the giant thread below, to help determine the starters in every position group. Players with the most votes at each position are starters. This is democracy manifest.

Vote through Dec. 1 here: forms.gle/zqgVLGZS4Y7E...
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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An incident in a locker room has always been key to Riley Gaines’ anti-trans fame.

But @msjpauly.bsky.social spoke to swimmers who were present at the same 2022 meet. They shared a very different narrative.
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Every photo you ever post or share can and likely will be made into AI porn.
This is one of the worst, most horrifying exposures we have ever seen. It is hard to overstate how bad the things that people are using tools like for are, and it's insane to pretend like these tools are anything other than nonconsensual porn machines

www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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someone really does need to confiscate the hard-drive of every adult who was in Nuzzi’s life when she was 16
i really want to know if this is real but i also really don't want to type "jailbait livvy" into google
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Republicans vote overwhelmingly to pretend they want the Epstein Files released. www.axios.com/2025/11/18/h...
House votes to force DOJ release of Jeffrey Epstein files
While the vote marks an important step in backers' crusade to get the files released, significant barriers remain.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hell yeah my neighborhood and my surrounding homies.
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is all that matters to me. Go Birds.
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sometimes, you think forgiveness is never possible. Now I feel it oftentimes. A permanent underclass.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM