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25 • himbo • he/him • 💉 12/08/2021
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the military needs to try leaving jets litter box outside and hopefully he'll come back by tomorrow morning
September 18, 2023 at 9:46 PM
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It gets even worse—sometimes our kids at the hospital would get sent to one of these programs. Men show up at 4 AM and basically kidnap them. All kinds of abuse has been documented at these camps. They’re traumatizing, not therapeutic—it should be illegal to offer abuse as mental health treatment.
August 30, 2023 at 6:18 PM
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I like that this website does a bad job of showing the original tweet that's being replied to so your timeline just fills up with weird little snippets like "oh great, let's make babies even bigger" or "what about dog owners who need to use the bus?"
August 22, 2023 at 5:47 PM
I'm a class 1 felon (had oral sex in NC)
August 22, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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Hey friends! Did you know that there's an honest-to-goodness greyhound saint? I know, right?!? Happy Saint Guinefort Day to those who celebrate! Also, Millie says that she loves you!
August 22, 2023 at 12:12 PM
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I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
August 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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i want to post my twitter abortion thread here bc i'm sad to lose it
August 22, 2023 at 2:20 PM
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having anxiety is so embarrassing. "oh i'm scared that things might happen in the future" that's how linear time works. grow up, brain
August 21, 2023 at 4:28 PM
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I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance
August 22, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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So how many leaked chats/audio etc are we gonna get of conservatives admitting to being white supremacists before the people who insisted using that term was a left wing exaggeration admit they were full of shit
August 14, 2023 at 9:51 PM
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i can't get over this these people knew no one would question anything they were doing, even including extortion, as soon as they identified as white adopters of a Black child. they knew that in the eyes of many they'd be beyond scrutiny until it was too late.
August 14, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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Reposting this from Tumblr myself because otherwise people will be posting it tomorrow and other people will be asking if I said it.
August 15, 2023 at 1:01 AM
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just found out the “im just ken” line in barbie got translated in korean as:

나는 괜찮아 (i’m kenchana)

it’s like saying im kenough but in korean im DYINGGGGG
August 15, 2023 at 1:21 AM
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This is genuinely the funniest possible guest to have on right now
August 15, 2023 at 1:46 AM
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that's... that's not how it works
August 14, 2023 at 6:50 PM
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1/2
August 10, 2023 at 4:01 PM
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Are they…you know…a friend of Blåhaj?
August 15, 2023 at 2:28 AM
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When the hell are we finally going to say enough is enough with this shitty system we all inherited?

https://labor411.org/411-blog/the-average-worker-needs-to-work-five-lifetimes-to-earn-what-their-boss-make-in-one-year/
August 5, 2023 at 2:50 PM
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People are going to be more productive if they go back to the office

Source: I made it up
August 5, 2023 at 1:33 PM
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Is everyone still happy to see pictures of the bear currently in my pool or are you monsters?
August 3, 2023 at 12:22 AM