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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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We even got to see it in NM!
Purple aurora glowing in the sky with a random house in the background. Red aurora glowing in the sky with a random house in the background.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Fair warning: if you ever text me, you're gonna have to deal with bad puns
That's almost as sad as finding out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer BOOOO Almost as sad as getting named Dentist of the Year but, instead of a trophy, they just give you a little plaque BOOOOOOOOOO Almost as sad as getting fired from the calendar factory just because you took a few days off B00000000000000000000 000000000000000 Almost as sad as trying to send a duck to space but then finding out the bill would be astronomical JFC Almost as sad as realizing that chickens only make one sound because they can't think outside the BAWKS THE BAWKS, (redacted)
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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-Your Mom
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Holy crap, Bob Ross is painting Shiprock!
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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it was love at first sight
A white dog wearing a cone is standing on a sidewalk, looking toward a parked silver car in the background. A lamp with a shade is placed on the grass nearby.
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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he would pay for SNAP is all i'm saying and he's not even nice to me
An orange and white cat looks compassionate
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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mollyknight.bsky.social
oh my god they actually did it lmao
Fox News chyron: by winning, democrats are actually losing
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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amybrown.xyz
saw a bumper sticker on a volvo that said “my other volvo is a volvo”
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
ryanjreilly.com Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 8d
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
October 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
October 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM