1000 Waluigis
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likes: lasagna. dislikes: mondays.
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
One of my favorite things in Star Wars is when Han Solo sees Vader he just immediately starts blasting.
October 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
One of my favorite things in Star Wars is when Han Solo sees Vader he just immediately starts blasting.
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“If only I knew where the sky was!”
Rinoa :
Rinoa :
October 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“If only I knew where the sky was!”
Rinoa :
Rinoa :
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my friend just shared this with me
October 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
my friend just shared this with me
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A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
I want to play Ghost of Yōtei, but my backlog is too full. I was also happy with Ghost of Tsushima overall, except for the narrative. I have a lot of thoughts on that, but they're filled with spoilers, so watch out for that.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I want to play Ghost of Yōtei, but my backlog is too full. I was also happy with Ghost of Tsushima overall, except for the narrative. I have a lot of thoughts on that, but they're filled with spoilers, so watch out for that.
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if you feel like you can handle butts and boobs and such, i think this is probably the best spider-man comic of the last 25 years
Parker Peters, Spider-Woman: Venom Arc
Complete Edition p1
Complete Edition p1
October 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
if you feel like you can handle butts and boobs and such, i think this is probably the best spider-man comic of the last 25 years
I got @kim-hu.com to do a commission of my UMVC3 Team with my man 100 grand himself, Taskmaster, showing off his true ambitions.
October 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I got @kim-hu.com to do a commission of my UMVC3 Team with my man 100 grand himself, Taskmaster, showing off his true ambitions.
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The only good sex jokes are about throuples, because comedy comes in threes
September 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The only good sex jokes are about throuples, because comedy comes in threes
Roguelike and roguelite, I've been told, are two different things. I reject that as the names are just too similar as are the genres. The whole -like thing is irksome to me. Is it supposed to be just a vibes thing?
September 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Roguelike and roguelite, I've been told, are two different things. I reject that as the names are just too similar as are the genres. The whole -like thing is irksome to me. Is it supposed to be just a vibes thing?
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this is great for two reasons
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
this is great for two reasons
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard
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It’s funny how phones have made clock towers obsolete. Like now I can just google images of clock towers whenever I want
September 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s funny how phones have made clock towers obsolete. Like now I can just google images of clock towers whenever I want
Just two cents about cheering assassinations: the United States government straight assassinated Osama Bin Laden and I remember seeing all of Twitter celebrating. Most US nationals celebrated murdering someone without any due process.
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just two cents about cheering assassinations: the United States government straight assassinated Osama Bin Laden and I remember seeing all of Twitter celebrating. Most US nationals celebrated murdering someone without any due process.
There's a shared thread between Superman and the android Data. Both are better than humans, yet strive to be one of us. Both are often victims of our worst impulses, but manage to still see our best qualities. My cynicism sees this as unrealistic but I can't help but see humans can be great.
September 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
There's a shared thread between Superman and the android Data. Both are better than humans, yet strive to be one of us. Both are often victims of our worst impulses, but manage to still see our best qualities. My cynicism sees this as unrealistic but I can't help but see humans can be great.
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Stacey’s Mom had it going on, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what she’s got going on isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
September 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Stacey’s Mom had it going on, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what she’s got going on isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
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Graham Linehan is not JK Rowling, he’s JK Rowling’s Monster
September 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Graham Linehan is not JK Rowling, he’s JK Rowling’s Monster
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Homelessness, to me, is the issue I care most about in the United States. Keys first programs work and I want a lobby every bit as nasty as the NRA but for keys first homelessness initiatives. If profit weren't a per quarter thing, you'd think hospitals, at least, would invest in it.
August 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Homelessness, to me, is the issue I care most about in the United States. Keys first programs work and I want a lobby every bit as nasty as the NRA but for keys first homelessness initiatives. If profit weren't a per quarter thing, you'd think hospitals, at least, would invest in it.
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Broken record territory rapidly approaching, but once again: Homelessness is not a societal inevitability. It's a policy failure.
This is a solvable issue with a known solution, even under capitalism, because that solution is less expensive than the current responses.
We just don't want to do it.
This is a solvable issue with a known solution, even under capitalism, because that solution is less expensive than the current responses.
We just don't want to do it.
August 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Broken record territory rapidly approaching, but once again: Homelessness is not a societal inevitability. It's a policy failure.
This is a solvable issue with a known solution, even under capitalism, because that solution is less expensive than the current responses.
We just don't want to do it.
This is a solvable issue with a known solution, even under capitalism, because that solution is less expensive than the current responses.
We just don't want to do it.
Iceland and Australia have the highest usage of antidepressants in the world. A good search result of Iceland Mass Shooting returns the Norway bombings. Australia famously reduced firearms after a mass shooting and they kinda stopped after that. This is some scientology shit.
RFK Jr on the mass shooting in Minnesota: "We're launching studies on the potential contribution of some of the SSRI drugs and some of the other psychiatric drugs that might be contributing to violence."
August 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Iceland and Australia have the highest usage of antidepressants in the world. A good search result of Iceland Mass Shooting returns the Norway bombings. Australia famously reduced firearms after a mass shooting and they kinda stopped after that. This is some scientology shit.
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I was born to be one of the tattooed chain smoking call center girls from John Wick that just write bigger and bigger numbers on a chalk board. I want to be middle management in a crime syndicate so badly.
August 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I was born to be one of the tattooed chain smoking call center girls from John Wick that just write bigger and bigger numbers on a chalk board. I want to be middle management in a crime syndicate so badly.
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Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
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This version of Diana is sent to hell as a baby (Assigned Hell At Birth, if you will) and then THIS scene happens…
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and then she fights kaiju with a giant sword. I love it!
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and then she fights kaiju with a giant sword. I love it!
August 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
This version of Diana is sent to hell as a baby (Assigned Hell At Birth, if you will) and then THIS scene happens…
🤔
and then she fights kaiju with a giant sword. I love it!
🤔
and then she fights kaiju with a giant sword. I love it!
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Perhaps the biggest surprise in Rings of Power was that Ents weren't given all the sympathetic roles, as traditional Hollywood wisdom says you need protagonists you can root for.
August 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Perhaps the biggest surprise in Rings of Power was that Ents weren't given all the sympathetic roles, as traditional Hollywood wisdom says you need protagonists you can root for.
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Lower Decks’ win is the first time in 30 years that a Star Trek story has won a Hugo Award.
The last one was “All Good Things” in 1995.
The last one was “All Good Things” in 1995.
August 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Lower Decks’ win is the first time in 30 years that a Star Trek story has won a Hugo Award.
The last one was “All Good Things” in 1995.
The last one was “All Good Things” in 1995.