ZoomZoom91
@zoomzoom91.bsky.social
🚴♀️🐈⬛🍸🇺🇦 IT guy, mountain biker, environmentalist, ashamed Florida Native, historian, cat juggler. Martinis are gin, dammit! My skills: 50% talent, 50% Google, 10% math. History major, I suck at math. Once found a ginger cat at 7-11, so I named him Slurpee.
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Here's a conspiracy theory - the people who have fraudulently overextended themselves re: the AI bubble have asked Trump to tank the global economy to hide that the next big recession is going to be their fault.
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Here's a conspiracy theory - the people who have fraudulently overextended themselves re: the AI bubble have asked Trump to tank the global economy to hide that the next big recession is going to be their fault.
Starfleet Academy is as cringey bad as I sadly expected it to be.
I keep waiting for Holy Hunter to say "Turn to the right"
Why is John Adams in Star Trek? 🤣🤣🤣
Why does EVERY SHOW have to beat you over the head with explicitly spelled out exposition? Can't we just learn something by ourselves?
I keep waiting for Holy Hunter to say "Turn to the right"
Why is John Adams in Star Trek? 🤣🤣🤣
Why does EVERY SHOW have to beat you over the head with explicitly spelled out exposition? Can't we just learn something by ourselves?
January 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Starfleet Academy is as cringey bad as I sadly expected it to be.
I keep waiting for Holy Hunter to say "Turn to the right"
Why is John Adams in Star Trek? 🤣🤣🤣
Why does EVERY SHOW have to beat you over the head with explicitly spelled out exposition? Can't we just learn something by ourselves?
I keep waiting for Holy Hunter to say "Turn to the right"
Why is John Adams in Star Trek? 🤣🤣🤣
Why does EVERY SHOW have to beat you over the head with explicitly spelled out exposition? Can't we just learn something by ourselves?
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This has been the plan all along.
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
This has been the plan all along.
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
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A Ford worker called Trump a “pedophile protector” during his visit to an assembly plant in Michigan today.
In return, Trump yelled “fuck you” and flipped off the worker.
In return, Trump yelled “fuck you” and flipped off the worker.
January 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
A Ford worker called Trump a “pedophile protector” during his visit to an assembly plant in Michigan today.
In return, Trump yelled “fuck you” and flipped off the worker.
In return, Trump yelled “fuck you” and flipped off the worker.
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No excuse will suffice
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
No excuse will suffice
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
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I believe Jim Mattis had a letter of reprimand in his USMC file at nearly every rank he held. I expect Hegseth’s letter of reprimand to be a similar credit to Senator Kelley’s record. It’s still terrible for SecDef attempting to penalize obviously protected political speech.
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I believe Jim Mattis had a letter of reprimand in his USMC file at nearly every rank he held. I expect Hegseth’s letter of reprimand to be a similar credit to Senator Kelley’s record. It’s still terrible for SecDef attempting to penalize obviously protected political speech.
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Another timeline power cleanse!
How a German Shepherd Helped a Scared Rescued Kitten Feel Loved Again
YouTube video by Laffey and Amy
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Another timeline power cleanse!
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Apparently the 5.2 million suddenly discovered Epstein files were in Venezuela and we had to send our brave special forces in to retrieve them.
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Apparently the 5.2 million suddenly discovered Epstein files were in Venezuela and we had to send our brave special forces in to retrieve them.
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Over the holidays a Republican relative said: “Trump’s getting his ass kicked by age and bad health...lucky if he can piss past his shoes...even luckier if he knows the yellow spots aren’t rain.”
He voted Trump in ’16 and ’20. Point is...the decline is now neon-obvious.
He voted Trump in ’16 and ’20. Point is...the decline is now neon-obvious.
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Over the holidays a Republican relative said: “Trump’s getting his ass kicked by age and bad health...lucky if he can piss past his shoes...even luckier if he knows the yellow spots aren’t rain.”
He voted Trump in ’16 and ’20. Point is...the decline is now neon-obvious.
He voted Trump in ’16 and ’20. Point is...the decline is now neon-obvious.
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All these doctors going on TV and posting on social media their comments that Trump’s self-medicating regimen and diet are unhealthy just need to mind their own business and let the man do his own research.
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
All these doctors going on TV and posting on social media their comments that Trump’s self-medicating regimen and diet are unhealthy just need to mind their own business and let the man do his own research.
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We all feel this way
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We all feel this way
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USPS has changed postmark rules. So if you drop something off today, it'll no longer be post marked until it is in a sorting center. This will obstruct voting, health insurance and anything deadline driven.
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
USPS has changed postmark rules. So if you drop something off today, it'll no longer be post marked until it is in a sorting center. This will obstruct voting, health insurance and anything deadline driven.
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my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
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Let go of the shameful political views and see what matters
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Let go of the shameful political views and see what matters
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Peace to you today. Good morning Blue Sky
December 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Peace to you today. Good morning Blue Sky
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What a fantastic album! Trancends time like nobody's business.
youtu.be/95DLw60T6Do?...
youtu.be/95DLw60T6Do?...
Looking at the Sun
YouTube video by Matthew Sweet - Topic
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What a fantastic album! Trancends time like nobody's business.
youtu.be/95DLw60T6Do?...
youtu.be/95DLw60T6Do?...
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These speeches lately kinda have me missing the old days when they were about Al Capone, Hannibal Lecter, electric tanks, getting eaten by sharks, windmills causing cancer, and mentally ill whales.
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
These speeches lately kinda have me missing the old days when they were about Al Capone, Hannibal Lecter, electric tanks, getting eaten by sharks, windmills causing cancer, and mentally ill whales.
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Trump describes himself as the first Jewish President.
No. But he is a schmuck, a shlemiel, a meshugge putz who only ever knows how to kvetch. He has done bupkis for America, only himself. He’s all spiel, but he’s just a ligner, a gonif. He’s the ultimate paskudnik.
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No. But he is a schmuck, a shlemiel, a meshugge putz who only ever knows how to kvetch. He has done bupkis for America, only himself. He’s all spiel, but he’s just a ligner, a gonif. He’s the ultimate paskudnik.
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December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Trump describes himself as the first Jewish President.
No. But he is a schmuck, a shlemiel, a meshugge putz who only ever knows how to kvetch. He has done bupkis for America, only himself. He’s all spiel, but he’s just a ligner, a gonif. He’s the ultimate paskudnik.
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No. But he is a schmuck, a shlemiel, a meshugge putz who only ever knows how to kvetch. He has done bupkis for America, only himself. He’s all spiel, but he’s just a ligner, a gonif. He’s the ultimate paskudnik.
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