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🚴‍♀️🐈‍⬛🍸🇺🇦 IT guy, mountain biker, environmentalist, ashamed Florida Native, historian, cat juggler. Martinis are gin, dammit! My skills: 50% talent, 50% Google, 10% math. History major, I suck at math. Once found a ginger cat at 7-11, so I named him Slurpee.
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Well now we know what happened with the MTG resignation.

There's a new MTG out and they had to move the old MTG off of the shelves.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hm, this seems like this model paint company might be trolling someone???
October 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
October 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Who's that?"
"Must be a King"
"Why?"
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
China is laughing at us.
September 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The US military currently is investigating feasible means to counter this diabolical Antifa technology:
September 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Been saying this since the day it happened. That is the burden of being a historian....
September 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trump's moves towards autocracy would be so much easier if he could just keep his f-ing mouth shut. Every time they move towards autocracy, he scores an own goal by saying something stupid.
September 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I don't condone violence, but this is how I feel about Charlie Kirk being dead.

"I Really Don't Care, Do U?"
September 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The one thing the Internet has in common with Pepperidge Farm.
September 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If you want to make sure your kid grows up to be either an astrophysicist or a Formula One driver, just name him "Maximiliano"

Also - "Gravity waves!!!" 👋
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dumbledore knew what it was.
August 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think we're being sold a bill of goods about this whole entertaining stuff. Someone is not enjoying this as much as we're being told we should be.
June 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
June 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
June 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
No, it's more like Looney Tunes.
June 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
May 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Was this on somewhere last night and maybe he watched it??
May 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Draw a line from this article right to the article you recently posted about developers paving over all the orange grove land...
March 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM