Zoey Granitz
@zoeygranitz.bsky.social
Struggling author, philanthropist, lover of bamboo pjs. Probably not a dog. #stormchaser 🤷♀️🤍🩶🖤💜
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Over 18 countries have now planned No Kings demonstrations showing solidarity with the American people.
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Over 18 countries have now planned No Kings demonstrations showing solidarity with the American people.
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You can get safflower oil for less than half the cost of olive oil and it's supposedly even better for your heart. It's very light.
I pan fry stuff with it and a little butter.
I pan fry stuff with it and a little butter.
September 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You can get safflower oil for less than half the cost of olive oil and it's supposedly even better for your heart. It's very light.
I pan fry stuff with it and a little butter.
I pan fry stuff with it and a little butter.
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The fact he felt comfortable to touch her
September 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The fact he felt comfortable to touch her
PSA I just had a stranger drop the BEST closing line of a conversation ever and I will be stealing it from on til ever
"Alright thats all you get"
"Alright thats all you get"
August 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
PSA I just had a stranger drop the BEST closing line of a conversation ever and I will be stealing it from on til ever
"Alright thats all you get"
"Alright thats all you get"
Yall I keep forgetting you exist 😭
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Yall I keep forgetting you exist 😭
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I am so proud of myself because I had an hour or two of work that I HAD TO get done tonight, but I knew if I went home and had dinner, the tiredness would hit me and it would feel a million times harder. So I had dinner out at a bakery/popular study spot, and I’m almost done with my work. RELIEF!
July 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I am so proud of myself because I had an hour or two of work that I HAD TO get done tonight, but I knew if I went home and had dinner, the tiredness would hit me and it would feel a million times harder. So I had dinner out at a bakery/popular study spot, and I’m almost done with my work. RELIEF!
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I've been using the Pixel 9 for over 24 hours and haven't dropped it once. Please clap.
July 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I've been using the Pixel 9 for over 24 hours and haven't dropped it once. Please clap.
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i'm sorry for posting facts:
July 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i'm sorry for posting facts:
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The children have HFM and mother has cabin fever and mother finally snapped and chopped all her hair off in the bathroom while the children watched Elmo
(I actually really love it 😊)
(I actually really love it 😊)
July 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The children have HFM and mother has cabin fever and mother finally snapped and chopped all her hair off in the bathroom while the children watched Elmo
(I actually really love it 😊)
(I actually really love it 😊)
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Women over the age 24 everywhere: Okay. Now leave us alone
July 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Women over the age 24 everywhere: Okay. Now leave us alone
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I wanna feel safe and secure please
July 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I wanna feel safe and secure please
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Horrible memories of when my toddler woke in her pushchair in an antique shop - rarified atmosphere - and started screaming at me - You are not my mummy. You are NOT my mummy.
Terrified aghast onlookers stared but no one challenged me. I hurried out and she continued with her monologue. Scary.
Terrified aghast onlookers stared but no one challenged me. I hurried out and she continued with her monologue. Scary.
July 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Horrible memories of when my toddler woke in her pushchair in an antique shop - rarified atmosphere - and started screaming at me - You are not my mummy. You are NOT my mummy.
Terrified aghast onlookers stared but no one challenged me. I hurried out and she continued with her monologue. Scary.
Terrified aghast onlookers stared but no one challenged me. I hurried out and she continued with her monologue. Scary.
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You know when your toddler has a meltdown and you're attempting to surfboard-carry them out of a public place but as you pick them up they bellow, "NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU'RE HURTING MEEEEEE!" and your whole body lava-floods with shame? Wish we could bottle that feeling and dump it on the billionaires
July 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You know when your toddler has a meltdown and you're attempting to surfboard-carry them out of a public place but as you pick them up they bellow, "NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU'RE HURTING MEEEEEE!" and your whole body lava-floods with shame? Wish we could bottle that feeling and dump it on the billionaires
Okay, 😩😮💨 so I need some help... again.
My car cost me 2280 and I need at least 1000 by August 9th to not be swallowed by interest...
Car needed HUGE repair (drive belt and 4 ball bearings) totaling 1636 (and its not fixed).
Due to other charges, the full amount due is 2280... 1/3
My car cost me 2280 and I need at least 1000 by August 9th to not be swallowed by interest...
Car needed HUGE repair (drive belt and 4 ball bearings) totaling 1636 (and its not fixed).
Due to other charges, the full amount due is 2280... 1/3
July 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Okay, 😩😮💨 so I need some help... again.
My car cost me 2280 and I need at least 1000 by August 9th to not be swallowed by interest...
Car needed HUGE repair (drive belt and 4 ball bearings) totaling 1636 (and its not fixed).
Due to other charges, the full amount due is 2280... 1/3
My car cost me 2280 and I need at least 1000 by August 9th to not be swallowed by interest...
Car needed HUGE repair (drive belt and 4 ball bearings) totaling 1636 (and its not fixed).
Due to other charges, the full amount due is 2280... 1/3
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Emil Bove now has a lifetime appointment as a judge, and I'm just f**king done.
There is no justice in the world and all of this is so wrong.
How do I stop caring?
There is no justice in the world and all of this is so wrong.
How do I stop caring?
July 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Emil Bove now has a lifetime appointment as a judge, and I'm just f**king done.
There is no justice in the world and all of this is so wrong.
How do I stop caring?
There is no justice in the world and all of this is so wrong.
How do I stop caring?
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O’Leary: If any of you cared about the victims, you wouldn't drag these women back into the limelight… They don’t want you to help them anymore
Cross: How do you know that?
O’Leary: Don’t you think if it was you, you would rather get on with your life?
Cross: No, I would want justice pursued
Cross: How do you know that?
O’Leary: Don’t you think if it was you, you would rather get on with your life?
Cross: No, I would want justice pursued
July 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
O’Leary: If any of you cared about the victims, you wouldn't drag these women back into the limelight… They don’t want you to help them anymore
Cross: How do you know that?
O’Leary: Don’t you think if it was you, you would rather get on with your life?
Cross: No, I would want justice pursued
Cross: How do you know that?
O’Leary: Don’t you think if it was you, you would rather get on with your life?
Cross: No, I would want justice pursued
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Timeline Cleanse: when carrying a Cheez-its box at a Pokemon convention
July 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Timeline Cleanse: when carrying a Cheez-its box at a Pokemon convention
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Whoever you are, girl, you dodged a bullet
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Whoever you are, girl, you dodged a bullet
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A few months ago my husband accidentally bought the worst toilet paper known to man, so we pull it out when we run out of the good stuff, and he calls it “our depression era toilet paper” 💀
July 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A few months ago my husband accidentally bought the worst toilet paper known to man, so we pull it out when we run out of the good stuff, and he calls it “our depression era toilet paper” 💀
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I am old enough to remember “locker room talk” 💀
July 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I am old enough to remember “locker room talk” 💀