Zoe
@zoetreefrog.bsky.social
Tree lover, knitting lady, engineer
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Hey. No one is secretly mad at you. Go have a snack. You’re beautiful. You’ve got this.
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Hey. No one is secretly mad at you. Go have a snack. You’re beautiful. You’ve got this.
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Y'all got any more of that coffee cake or
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Y'all got any more of that coffee cake or
no one is safe from this kind of projection.
they demand deference, but make sure you smile, not like that, don't look comfortable, just move, don't move
I feel sick thinking about everything being wrought by people so content to enforce their hatred on the world.
they demand deference, but make sure you smile, not like that, don't look comfortable, just move, don't move
I feel sick thinking about everything being wrought by people so content to enforce their hatred on the world.
this is all it’s really about for them. Not domestic policy, not “economic anxiety”, just an endless desire to punish stand-ins for the Mommy who forced them take a bath, even if it tanks their own quality of life.
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
no one is safe from this kind of projection.
they demand deference, but make sure you smile, not like that, don't look comfortable, just move, don't move
I feel sick thinking about everything being wrought by people so content to enforce their hatred on the world.
they demand deference, but make sure you smile, not like that, don't look comfortable, just move, don't move
I feel sick thinking about everything being wrought by people so content to enforce their hatred on the world.
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Our government functions like a rich nuclear family with an abusive dad. You don’t even have to look too deeply to see it. It’s After-School Special shit.
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Our government functions like a rich nuclear family with an abusive dad. You don’t even have to look too deeply to see it. It’s After-School Special shit.
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I already know depression hates to see this man coming. I’m cancelling all of my therapy appointments and adding this song and dance to my morning routine.
*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I already know depression hates to see this man coming. I’m cancelling all of my therapy appointments and adding this song and dance to my morning routine.
*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
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I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Spotted a (double?!) rainbow, to end a lovely fall day!
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Spotted a (double?!) rainbow, to end a lovely fall day!
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Neighbor Arriving Home At Same Time Offers Brief, Beguiling Glimpse Inside Apartment https://theonion.com/neighbor-arriving-home-at-same-time-offers-brief-begui-1819580042/
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Neighbor Arriving Home At Same Time Offers Brief, Beguiling Glimpse Inside Apartment https://theonion.com/neighbor-arriving-home-at-same-time-offers-brief-begui-1819580042/
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Dude really did turn it into a maze
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Dude really did turn it into a maze
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We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
As I hit my third mile speed-walking on the treadmill, I experienced a runners' high where suddenly the walking was fun... Then it quickly left because my leg muscles were too tired to reach 4 miles
October 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
As I hit my third mile speed-walking on the treadmill, I experienced a runners' high where suddenly the walking was fun... Then it quickly left because my leg muscles were too tired to reach 4 miles
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
Hayley Williams and Neko Case both put out incredible albums, what a year it's been
September 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hayley Williams and Neko Case both put out incredible albums, what a year it's been
I have big plans to order the search for signs of intelligent life in the universe VHS on eBay... I can't wait
September 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I have big plans to order the search for signs of intelligent life in the universe VHS on eBay... I can't wait
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autism is such a wide spectrum of people and I honestly think it's underestimated how many undiagnosed people work in engineering, IT, science, data analysis, investigative reporting, professional sports, and transportation
September 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
autism is such a wide spectrum of people and I honestly think it's underestimated how many undiagnosed people work in engineering, IT, science, data analysis, investigative reporting, professional sports, and transportation
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I recently bought huckleberries at the farmers market and the vendor closed our conversation with a solemn "huck it up" and I hope I never forget that moment
September 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I recently bought huckleberries at the farmers market and the vendor closed our conversation with a solemn "huck it up" and I hope I never forget that moment
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Here is a nice mushroom
August 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Here is a nice mushroom
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there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win
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Just passed a picture at the Heathrow airport that said “The secret ingredient in Nani’s naan is Nani” and it had an adorable smiling grandma looking right at you and I think it may be top 10 most unintentionally sinister signs I’ve seen in my life
August 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Just passed a picture at the Heathrow airport that said “The secret ingredient in Nani’s naan is Nani” and it had an adorable smiling grandma looking right at you and I think it may be top 10 most unintentionally sinister signs I’ve seen in my life
Tilly finds a new way to look majestic every day.
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Tilly finds a new way to look majestic every day.
Goodbye Jack, you were a very good friend to all. I didn't know you for long but still feel lucky that I did. I cry for you, for Linda not getting to say goodbye, and for Jace losing his brother - I hope we can continue to love them as you would, and that you knew you were so important and loved.
August 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Goodbye Jack, you were a very good friend to all. I didn't know you for long but still feel lucky that I did. I cry for you, for Linda not getting to say goodbye, and for Jace losing his brother - I hope we can continue to love them as you would, and that you knew you were so important and loved.
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They make you HAPPY fuck you
July 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
They make you HAPPY fuck you