Ziggy Starcow
@ziggystarcow.bsky.social
Your outtie has a birthmark near his pee hole that makes it look like he has a double pee hole.
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Am I the only one irritated by politicians saying they're going to enact x y or x policy on DAY ONE? Because no you're not. Get your parking pass, ID badge, and lil lumbar support pillow for your office chair. Don't be ridiculous.
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Am I the only one irritated by politicians saying they're going to enact x y or x policy on DAY ONE? Because no you're not. Get your parking pass, ID badge, and lil lumbar support pillow for your office chair. Don't be ridiculous.
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Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday
Walked by a ladies' bathroom and heard women inside complimenting each other's clothing choices. Now I'm kind of bummed to be a man.
October 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Walked by a ladies' bathroom and heard women inside complimenting each other's clothing choices. Now I'm kind of bummed to be a man.
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I don’t live in dc anymore, otherwise I really would dress as the Hatch Act lit on fire for Halloween
October 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don’t live in dc anymore, otherwise I really would dress as the Hatch Act lit on fire for Halloween
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Trump in 2011: "If there is a shutdown, I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He's the only who has to get people together!"
October 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Trump in 2011: "If there is a shutdown, I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He's the only who has to get people together!"
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sneaking a tylenol into every meal my pregnant wife has in an attempt to create the kwisatz haderach of posting.
September 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
sneaking a tylenol into every meal my pregnant wife has in an attempt to create the kwisatz haderach of posting.
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“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
September 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
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ma’am please stop bothering that baked potato😭
September 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
ma’am please stop bothering that baked potato😭
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congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford
at 69 likes I'll release the cursed post that just appeared to me
September 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford
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Brian Kilmeade carefully considered the criticism of his stance and changed his mind, conceding that not all homeless people should be liquidated by lethal injection. That’s doing politics the right way.
—Ezra Klein
—Ezra Klein
September 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Brian Kilmeade carefully considered the criticism of his stance and changed his mind, conceding that not all homeless people should be liquidated by lethal injection. That’s doing politics the right way.
—Ezra Klein
—Ezra Klein
Preparing my hobby rocket to launch into the sun the dev of the next website I use that first presents me with an interface upon initially loading, and then shifts things around as I move my finger toward the screen so that by the time I interact with the site, I've clicked on the wrong thing
September 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Preparing my hobby rocket to launch into the sun the dev of the next website I use that first presents me with an interface upon initially loading, and then shifts things around as I move my finger toward the screen so that by the time I interact with the site, I've clicked on the wrong thing
Preparing my basement torture chamber for web devs who reject a login email/username if there is a space at the end
September 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Preparing my basement torture chamber for web devs who reject a login email/username if there is a space at the end
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all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
New bulletproof vest just droppef
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
August 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
New bulletproof vest just droppef
My wife went to pee. I know because she announced it. She announces it every time. Why?
August 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My wife went to pee. I know because she announced it. She announces it every time. Why?
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The main difference between the twilight zone and a regular zone is all the weird stuff that goes on in there
July 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The main difference between the twilight zone and a regular zone is all the weird stuff that goes on in there
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how it feels to be asked about your research
July 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
how it feels to be asked about your research
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err... these have been the ratings for Colbert the last 10 years ... seems pretty solid?
July 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
err... these have been the ratings for Colbert the last 10 years ... seems pretty solid?
That or some protesters are going to be provoked and then beaten down
If this Epstein controversy goes on much longer some Houthis are definitely getting bombed.
July 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That or some protesters are going to be provoked and then beaten down
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(sticking my broken dick in and out of my stacks of money while my robot wife gives me the gist of various books such as Lolita and Mein Kampf) i am politically homeless
July 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
(sticking my broken dick in and out of my stacks of money while my robot wife gives me the gist of various books such as Lolita and Mein Kampf) i am politically homeless