Ziggy Starcow
@ziggystarcow.bsky.social
Your outtie has a birthmark near his pee hole that makes it look like he has a double pee hole.
Not all dumb guys
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Not all dumb guys
Wait, he's familiar with a current event?
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Wait, he's familiar with a current event?
They will claim it is no different than the extrajudicial drone killings in the middle east of suspected terrorists. Would anyone be able to rebut that?
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
They will claim it is no different than the extrajudicial drone killings in the middle east of suspected terrorists. Would anyone be able to rebut that?
Porch lights off means leave us alone
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Porch lights off means leave us alone
Maybe we can win this with a concert
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Maybe we can win this with a concert
It's like Revenge of the Nerds but real life
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It's like Revenge of the Nerds but real life
Then why isn't your name Uncle
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Then why isn't your name Uncle
Yeah well, you can't legally punish people for their speech either, but here we are.
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Yeah well, you can't legally punish people for their speech either, but here we are.
The kleptocrat I elected isnt kleptoing the right way
October 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The kleptocrat I elected isnt kleptoing the right way
Does this imply that BLUSKY was taken and unavailable
October 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Does this imply that BLUSKY was taken and unavailable
Is he saying he threatened to wipe them out? Yes sir, please sign that man up for the Nobel
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Is he saying he threatened to wipe them out? Yes sir, please sign that man up for the Nobel
Im not really up on torture techniques, so I'll settle for making you sit in The Comfy Chair while They Might Be Giants plays while I try to describe the different kinds of fuel injection even though it will soon become obvious that I don't know the difference
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Im not really up on torture techniques, so I'll settle for making you sit in The Comfy Chair while They Might Be Giants plays while I try to describe the different kinds of fuel injection even though it will soon become obvious that I don't know the difference
I'm hearing it takes a lot of energy to get to the sun. I'll settle for a few tens of feet up then back down.
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'm hearing it takes a lot of energy to get to the sun. I'll settle for a few tens of feet up then back down.
You at the barricade listen to this!
No one is coming to help you to fight!
You're on your own
You have no friends
Give up your guns - or die!
No one is coming to help you to fight!
You're on your own
You have no friends
Give up your guns - or die!
October 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
You at the barricade listen to this!
No one is coming to help you to fight!
You're on your own
You have no friends
Give up your guns - or die!
No one is coming to help you to fight!
You're on your own
You have no friends
Give up your guns - or die!
Jumanji (2017) will bring you joy
October 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Jumanji (2017) will bring you joy