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Craig Johnson
@zhougsauce.bsky.social
Ex(-ish) librarian mostly livin' the -ish life.
I think the chant every time Trump speaks from now on should be “Quiet, quiet Piggy [clap, clap]. Quiet, quiet Piggy [clap, clap]...”
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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There’s no daylight between what Candace says here about “the Jews” & what Nazi propagandists & Father Coughlin said about the Jews in the 1930s. Her show is one of the top 5 “conservative” podcasts in the US. She has 5.5 million subscribers on YouTube and 7.3 million followers on X.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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It started with Reagan and has accelerated under Trump.
October 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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A second generation nepo baby, raised by a pair of sociopaths and given every advantage in the world. I'm sure this story will end well.
Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job
US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board
www.telegraph.co.uk
October 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/
October 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I tried all day to join antifa.
I was thwarted!
•No website.
•No email.
•No Substack.
•No Instagram.
•No LinkedIn
•No TikTok
•Not even a lousy Facebook page.

I wonder if Pam Bondi can help me find them.
October 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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What does it really mean when a book is banned?
ALA's Office for Intellectual Freedom breaks down the difference between challenges, restrictions, and bans—and how we’re fighting censorship every day.
Join the fight: UniteAgainstBookBans.org
Donate to ALA: ilovelibraries.org/1984
#BannedBooksWeek
October 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Orville and Mavis, experimenting with sexy-time locations, try a road/trail sign.
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Feed, by Mira Grant (2010). As much a political thriller as a zombie/horror title, it was remarkably prescient about the effects of a pandemic, including the rise of Christian Nationalists, who were/are willing to use fear & lies to sacrifice the lives of Americans while pursuing & wielding power.
October 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...
September 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
September 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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REPORTER: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk.
How are you holding up, sir?

TRUMP: THE NEW BALLROOM IS GONNA BE A BEAUTY!!

This fucking guy, man.
September 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Hey #ALAMembers! Did you know you can access digital issues of BOOKLIST READER, the monthly readers' advisory magazine from the editors of @ala-booklist.bsky.social, for FREE?! Start reading now to discover reading recommendations for all ages. Use your ALA Membership ID to login: bit.ly/3jRuX9V

September 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Photo passed along from a federal employee from inside the Dept of Labor building, where a giant Orwellian image of Trump's face is now draped outside.

Big Brother is watching.
September 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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"Freedom shouldn't be something that only some people can buy."

*slaps table*

THANK YOU!

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August 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Huh. Insight into the anatomy of our loudmouth president as well??
The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds
Howler monkeys can be well-endowed in the voice box or the family jewels, but not both.
www.vice.com
August 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Greenland breathes sigh of relief as it turns out Trump has decided on a military occupation of the United States instead.
August 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The last quasi-president who defended slavery was Jefferson Davis. MAGA - Make America biGoted Again
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
President Trump complains Smithsonian museums discuss ‘how bad Slavery was’
“Families didn’t vote for Trump to police museums or rant about exhibits showing the horrors of slavery,” said Brandon Weathersby,
www.yahoo.com
August 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Heads up library workers, Overdrive is shoving AI into Libby. It will be making book recommendations and they are rolling it out over the next few weeks. Smoke is pouring out of my ears. 📚
August 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Last night, chants of “FREE DC” echoed loud and clear through the Washington Spirit broadcast, absolutely incredible. Huge shoutout to everyone who made noise. Free DC is doing amazing work! ✊💚
August 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gramps got out again, climbed up onto the roof, and, once more, is yelling at a cloud. Somebody go up, speak to him gently, bring him down, and put him to bed. Please.
August 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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He’s got a good case, but the devil’s in the micro things.
July 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM