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The absolute gulf between "That's an old navy tattoo." and "That's an Old Navy tattoo." is STAGGERING!
August 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This is me casually pitching @mrsamuelstreamer.bsky.social to do a series based on "City Hall" by Tenacious D. Two people rebuilding after an apocalypse leading as two kings. Travel in tubes, stable potato crop, etc...
July 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Suikoden fans got a mobile game?
a bald man with glasses is standing in front of a microphone and talking into it .
ALT: a bald man with glasses is standing in front of a microphone and talking into it .
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
hell yes
guess im heading to LA in August
February 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
February 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Americans will use everything but the metric system
January 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.
January 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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sometimes you gotta go to halome.nu just to feel something
Halo 1 Main Menu
Have you ever left a Halo title running on your TV, just to listen to and watch the main menu? Now you can relive your favourite Halo title menu in your browser.
halome.nu
January 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I have a feeling that the Gulf of Mexico rename will be about as effective as the Sears Tower and the Twitter rename.
January 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You ever make a meme JUST for Justified fans?
January 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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nobody can stop you from making weird little guys. it's in the constitution
January 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Slammed with the sudden realization that Miss Piggy would absolutely baby trap Kermit if she could like no question 100%
January 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ric Flair wouldn't have another match in him if he swallowed one.
January 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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current status
January 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The THX logo before every movie
December 26, 2024 at 3:26 AM
You ever have a terrible idea for a Dickensian Christmas meme that you can't share on your regular social channels?

Yeah me neither.
December 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... BOURBON!
December 25, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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“Thank you for applying, Captain Rogers, but can you explain this gap in your resume?”
December 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season
December 22, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Using a GIF, image, or vid, what's it like inside your head?
December 20, 2024 at 5:34 AM
I have never wanted to attend something more than THAT. Well done, sign. Well done.
December 18, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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you're laughing. Brands can't create synergy in the form of Brand Banter and you're laughing
December 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Hey christmas ghosts of past or whatever, don’t visit stingy business owners to show them their bad life and give them a second chance. Visit me, a regular dumb ass, and can you please help me. I don’t even know about what. Can you come over on Christmas eve please. PLEASE
December 11, 2024 at 7:43 AM
December 10, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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The state of media for Americans is so completely broken
I want to watch TV coverage of the live fall of the Syrian regime.

CNN is airing a Giuliani documentary, Fox News has a comedian joking about Canada, MSNBC a documentary about migrants

So I turned on BBC,which is breathlessly switching between Syria, South Korea demonstrations, and Ghana election
December 8, 2024 at 3:46 AM