I don't know you, but I want you to know.
Deep in my heart of hearts.
I hate you so much.

Please enjoy that like.

I'm in for about a Million Dollar Quartetly Tax bill and I need to pay it off so pls buy some land.

This is 100% correct.

(apologies to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social for not including him)

HBD, Dave.