Shemaia
@youarebeautiful.bsky.social
Queer, Femme, MENA, Jewish, Gen X
TransRights, BLM, Stand with Immigrants — AbolishICE
If I can't laugh, it's not my revolution.
Dislike swearing? Kiss off.
Not as funny as we think we are, but 3x as loud.
She/They/We
#PNW #WA
TransRights, BLM, Stand with Immigrants — AbolishICE
If I can't laugh, it's not my revolution.
Dislike swearing? Kiss off.
Not as funny as we think we are, but 3x as loud.
She/They/We
#PNW #WA
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Shemaia
@youarebeautiful.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Finished a journal tonight
(#23? #24? I've been writing them since I was 10).
This teabag wisdom I stapled to the inside cover. This is everything.
(#23? #24? I've been writing them since I was 10).
This teabag wisdom I stapled to the inside cover. This is everything.
"Special security reasons" = border town
"Special security reasons" = Brown folk
"Soecial security reasons' = some more nazi shit
I just know it
"Special security reasons" = Brown folk
"Soecial security reasons' = some more nazi shit
I just know it
Live Updates: F.A.A. Halts All Flights at El Paso Airport for 10 Days
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 PM
"Special security reasons" = border town
"Special security reasons" = Brown folk
"Soecial security reasons' = some more nazi shit
I just know it
"Special security reasons" = Brown folk
"Soecial security reasons' = some more nazi shit
I just know it
Oh, my heart.
This is entirely on us. Entirely. On. US.
I'm so sorry, Canada 💧
This is entirely on us. Entirely. On. US.
I'm so sorry, Canada 💧
Live Updates: 10 Dead and 25 Injured in Shooting at School and Home in Canada
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Oh, my heart.
This is entirely on us. Entirely. On. US.
I'm so sorry, Canada 💧
This is entirely on us. Entirely. On. US.
I'm so sorry, Canada 💧
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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And Brandi Carlisle but yeah bet
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
And Brandi Carlisle but yeah bet
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Bad Bunny like
a cartoon character pointing at a map of the united states
Alt: Yakko naming countries of the world
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Bad Bunny like
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
Did Bad Bunny name Trump in his glorious Superbowl halftime show?
Sure did sound that way.
Sure did sound that way.
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Did Bad Bunny name Trump in his glorious Superbowl halftime show?
Sure did sound that way.
Sure did sound that way.
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 AM
SAME so SAME
Vance got “BOOOOOED” at the Olympic opening ceremonies. NBC conveniently edited out the sounds.
I’d like to BOO NBC now.
I’d like to BOO NBC now.
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 AM
SAME so SAME
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So I am watching the #Olympic2026 opening ceremonies on replay, thanks to CBC Gem... and the Ukrainian athlete entrance made me cry. So also did Venuzeula, (and in CBC's coverage we got to hear the boos for that American VP) i also cried at the new Tim Hortons ad
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
So I am watching the #Olympic2026 opening ceremonies on replay, thanks to CBC Gem... and the Ukrainian athlete entrance made me cry. So also did Venuzeula, (and in CBC's coverage we got to hear the boos for that American VP) i also cried at the new Tim Hortons ad
UPDATE: Shaun White has not been to India. Repeat: not been to India.
He reports that he's heard "the food and the culture are wonderful."
He reports that he's heard "the food and the culture are wonderful."
This Shaun White guy. SUCH a good get. Every damn country makes the walk, he's like: "Have you been there? I've been there. My mom was there."
#Olympics #OpeningCeremonies
#Olympics #OpeningCeremonies
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
UPDATE: Shaun White has not been to India. Repeat: not been to India.
He reports that he's heard "the food and the culture are wonderful."
He reports that he's heard "the food and the culture are wonderful."
This Shaun White guy. SUCH a good get. Every damn country makes the walk, he's like: "Have you been there? I've been there. My mom was there."
#Olympics #OpeningCeremonies
#Olympics #OpeningCeremonies
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
This Shaun White guy. SUCH a good get. Every damn country makes the walk, he's like: "Have you been there? I've been there. My mom was there."
#Olympics #OpeningCeremonies
#Olympics #OpeningCeremonies
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People booing JD Vance at the opening ceremonies in Italy is the first gold medal of the Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
People booing JD Vance at the opening ceremonies in Italy is the first gold medal of the Olympics.
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Olympics opening ceremonies are honestly some of the most bonkers things that humans do together. Just bonkers. I love it.
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Olympics opening ceremonies are honestly some of the most bonkers things that humans do together. Just bonkers. I love it.
"Shut up.. Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Can we watch the Canadian coverage? PLEASE?!!"
— me, every got damn Olympics
#Olympics #OpeningCeremony
Can we watch the Canadian coverage? PLEASE?!!"
— me, every got damn Olympics
#Olympics #OpeningCeremony
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
"Shut up.. Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Can we watch the Canadian coverage? PLEASE?!!"
— me, every got damn Olympics
#Olympics #OpeningCeremony
Can we watch the Canadian coverage? PLEASE?!!"
— me, every got damn Olympics
#Olympics #OpeningCeremony
"Those tubes of paint floating above, red, blue, yellow — did you know you could make all other colors from those three?"
—Stupid ass NBC commentators on the Olympic Open Ceremony
#Olympics #OpeningCeremony
—Stupid ass NBC commentators on the Olympic Open Ceremony
#Olympics #OpeningCeremony
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
"Those tubes of paint floating above, red, blue, yellow — did you know you could make all other colors from those three?"
—Stupid ass NBC commentators on the Olympic Open Ceremony
#Olympics #OpeningCeremony
—Stupid ass NBC commentators on the Olympic Open Ceremony
#Olympics #OpeningCeremony
NSF- well I don't know where the hell you work.
ICE, F**K You - A Protest Song for Minneapolis
YouTube video by scaredketchup
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
NSF- well I don't know where the hell you work.
Thank you @lastweektonight.com for this!
Russia's first AI robot falls on its face during debut walkout
YouTube video by SBS News
youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Thank you @lastweektonight.com for this!
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
@murray.senate.gov
LA's please show these clips to Sen. Murray and urge her to abolish ICE. "Strong reforms" are not enough.
#AbolishICE
LA's please show these clips to Sen. Murray and urge her to abolish ICE. "Strong reforms" are not enough.
#AbolishICE
This story should be amplified everywhere.
Anyone with a heart will be moved by it, so share it across platforms & tell friends.
We must speak out & fight like h'll to protect our neighbors from the ICE thugs that have infected our communities.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUUBgsZ...
Anyone with a heart will be moved by it, so share it across platforms & tell friends.
We must speak out & fight like h'll to protect our neighbors from the ICE thugs that have infected our communities.
www.instagram.com/reel/DUUBgsZ...
February 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
@murray.senate.gov
LA's please show these clips to Sen. Murray and urge her to abolish ICE. "Strong reforms" are not enough.
#AbolishICE
LA's please show these clips to Sen. Murray and urge her to abolish ICE. "Strong reforms" are not enough.
#AbolishICE
LA's please show these clips to Rep. Larsen, and urge him to abolish ICE. "Strong reforms" are not enough.
@repricklarsen.bsky.social
#AbolishICE
@repricklarsen.bsky.social
#AbolishICE
The sky is falling.
Authoritarian is rising & there's only so much time to defeat it.
So call Congress & demand they ABOLISH ICE &
#FundHealthcareOverICE.
202-224-3121
Authoritarian is rising & there's only so much time to defeat it.
So call Congress & demand they ABOLISH ICE &
#FundHealthcareOverICE.
202-224-3121
February 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
LA's please show these clips to Rep. Larsen, and urge him to abolish ICE. "Strong reforms" are not enough.
@repricklarsen.bsky.social
#AbolishICE
@repricklarsen.bsky.social
#AbolishICE
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The sky is falling.
Authoritarian is rising & there's only so much time to defeat it.
So call Congress & demand they ABOLISH ICE &
#FundHealthcareOverICE.
202-224-3121
Authoritarian is rising & there's only so much time to defeat it.
So call Congress & demand they ABOLISH ICE &
#FundHealthcareOverICE.
202-224-3121
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The sky is falling.
Authoritarian is rising & there's only so much time to defeat it.
So call Congress & demand they ABOLISH ICE &
#FundHealthcareOverICE.
202-224-3121
Authoritarian is rising & there's only so much time to defeat it.
So call Congress & demand they ABOLISH ICE &
#FundHealthcareOverICE.
202-224-3121
Psst. Hey Republicans. You care about states's rights. Remember? The state's rights thing? That's you.
Trump, in an Escalation, Calls for Republicans to ‘Nationalize’ Elections
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Psst. Hey Republicans. You care about states's rights. Remember? The state's rights thing? That's you.