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yeehaw.bsky.social
Buff Baby Kobold
@yeehaw.bsky.social
Scout (She/Her)
Writer, Farmer, Nerd. Mayor of Legally-Distinct-From-Hobbiton. ✨Matthew 6:5✨
My Husband: @Riddly.bsky.social
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I haven't been "active" on social media in over a year - I don't remember how this works. Do I attempt to be funny or serious? Do I do a tiktok dance for attention? Which ritual do I perform in the faerie ring behind the Starbucks dumpster to meet folks in ttrpgs, writing, and farming, and theology?
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October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's been a long time since I felt anything even remotely akin to pride on the 4th of July, but this year really takes the cake. I pray that someday that will change - that we will have a country worth celebrating - but I am beginning to think that may not happen.
July 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I am sorry to say it, but this is probably one of the most important things you can repost today.
Certainly worth repeating in the times we are in..
April 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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mentally, i’m here
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Anyway, how's everyone else doing? 🙂🙃
January 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"Frazzled Englishwoman At Christmas" is just the holiday flavor of "Manic Pixie Dream Girl," and is an attempt to romanticize the percieved mystique of traditionally attractive neurodivergent women by celebrating "quirky" traits that are mocked ruthlessly outside of cinema. In this essay I will -
December 12, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Spotify Wrapped describing not only my playlists but also the way I dress.
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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flirting with homeschool girls
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:

I'm YeehawVibez!

And if I could JUST look people in the eye when I talk I'd probably have a career as a singer because I'm decently pretty with a lovely voice.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:

I'm Hurm

It's sad that reading that book turned me into a sad, cynical, unhappy nonbeliever.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:

Hi, I'm Xero! I should stop wasting my time with art and creative writing, because neither are real jobs.
November 26, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I haven't been "active" on social media in over a year - I don't remember how this works. Do I attempt to be funny or serious? Do I do a tiktok dance for attention? Which ritual do I perform in the faerie ring behind the Starbucks dumpster to meet folks in ttrpgs, writing, and farming, and theology?
November 21, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Well, today marks my departure from The Other Site. I'll be deleting everything off my account and saving my handle there for posterity. May even take the inspiration to finally obliterate my hibernating Instagram account as well. Really truly start fresh.
November 21, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Me: Funny how you cook bacon and you bake cookies! English is silly.
Also me, hours later: You FRY bacon, doofus.
June 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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Cleaning out old magazines, and found this from 2016.

Evergreen.
June 18, 2024 at 10:21 PM
So stoked you all get to follow my social media path again as I have done with Twitter and Insta and FB, where I create an account, lurk for 3-5 years while posting occasionally, then make it my whole personality for 3 years, and then abandon it like an archive of my life on a dusty shelf.
June 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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Happy Father's Day, friendos
June 16, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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Stork: I have a baby.

Pigeon: I have the mail.

Canary: I have bad news.
June 16, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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if I lived in a jrpg village i would simply sit by the docks and say "None of our ships have set sail in weeks, not since those bright lights appeared in the sky. I wonder what's stopping them...?" and be happy about it
June 14, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I wonder what "non-functional pancreas" has done to my Constitution score?
if i rolled my own actual ability scores for a d&d character i would tear up the sheet and start again
June 11, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I looked up and -
June 11, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Nothing like a shot of confidence to kick things off for your reader
June 9, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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born too late to explore the world,
born too early to explore the stars,
born just in time to endlessly debate the epistemological and historiographical value of terms to describe the era and cultures of ca. 300-800 ce
June 10, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Bright and Beautiful things with breakfast this morning ♥️
June 10, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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June 9, 2024 at 7:10 PM