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Hurmly (he/him) 🧙‍♀️Character art comms open!🤟
@hurmly.bsky.social
I draw nerdy things for nerdy people. I love cats. I hate fascists.

Fuck AI art/NFT/crytpo
Commission info: http://www.hurmly.com
Contact: hurmly.art@gmail.com
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It's 2025 (for better or worse) and that means NEW PRICESHEET!

These #CharacterArt examples are from 2024 and should give folks a decent idea of the art style I offer. #Dnd or #ttrpg characters seem to be who I get to meet the most, but I love ALL characters!

Hit me up & pls spread the word! <3
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*Wheeeze*
@iraganaart.bsky.social !!!! BEHOLD THE UNDEAD SWEDISH GNOME!
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Kinda funny how MAGA didn’t expect liberals to bring “gotta catch em all” Pokémon energy to the Epstein files.

I mean, my support for a politician is based on shared values, not brand loyalty. If they’re tied up in Epstein’s mess, they don’t share my values. I’m not gonna defend them. Easy peasy.
Conservatives: well we’ll just highlight all the democrats in the Epstein files!

Liberals: yes. Good. Let’s hold everyone accountable.

Conservatives: even Bill Clinton and Bill Gates!!!

Liberals: that’s a good start! But go after Trump just as hard.

Conservatives: …
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Quote with your art with horns! 😈
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I've only been at work for an hour, but it feels like 3.

Nope, don't like that
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Back on my bullshit again cos it's fucking impossible to find someone to date, lol
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Favour 😩🙏 if you know any art mutuals who left Twitter/X and have come here and you know that they followed us over on X let them know we're here!

Im trying my best to remind people on X that we are here too! Cause ours and many others engagement have tanked over there cause of someone... 😒
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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NIGHTWING and WOLVERINE.
Out next week in Deadpool/Batman.
Have a super sneaky peek at the first ever meeting between the two heroes I’ve written the most at the big two.
(Still can’t quite believe I got to write this comic).
Amazing art by @brunoredondo.bsky.social.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Sex is cool but have you ever felt the high of ending a D&D campaign that lasted from level one to level 20? Yeah, me either, I’ll stick with sex and have the campaign be my real fantasy.
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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nazis doing nazi shit in public: 😀
nazis when people say "hey that's a nazi doing nazi shit in public": 😡😭😵
You might remember the B.C. white nationalist conference I covered a few months back, Exiles of the Golden Age.

Well, @antihate.ca just identified 18 attendees -- and CBC got two more.

Naturally, these dudes have been crashing out.

So I gathered some favourites for your viewing pleasure:
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"We like to tell ourselves they always looked like that."

The Blighted Plane is filled with strange threats for your players to discover. Uncover them all in Harrow: The Blighted Plane, a crystalpunk #TTRPG in a shattered fantasy world!

Store: undergroundoracle.co...
Dthru: www.drivethrurpg.com...
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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It really is holiday season right now!
Enjoy your 30 second celebratory screams, friends - heaven knows this year has earned them 🙃
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...
meidasnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Oh I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS ONE

Might genuinely be the raddest Saurus I've ever seen
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Gaetz rapes 17 year old child
Kelly whitewashes rape of 15 year old child
OK judge frees man who raped two teen girls

These are all symptoms of the cancer of child marriage in America—with 300K+ such cases since 2000.😳

Has your state banned child marriage yet?
www.qasimrashid.com/p/epstein-fi...
Epstein Files Reminder: USA has a child marriage epidemic—it's even worse than you think
Despite more than 300,000 documented child marriages since 2000, Republicans are fighting to keep it that way
www.qasimrashid.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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every fucking day is new evidence that a.i. is a literal anti-life equation.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I've seen people describe this as "career ending," but I wish that were true. Kelly has made a career out of saying "career ending" things. She's an absolutely horrible person whose career really should end already.
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Dear nail techs, we are asking you to keep two of our nails short because, as lesbians, we need those fingers for bedtime activities.

Stop asking us why, you've been doing this long enough to figure this out.
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Remember the immigration raid on the apartment complex in Chicago almost two months ago? The one with the Black Hawk helicopter and federal agents rappelling on ropes? @ProPublica decided to take a deeper look. We found little evidence to support the government’s claims. 🧵
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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idk why these grown men even want to hang out with teenagers. have you spoken to a teenager? they're annoying.
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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How the new biome in Peak got the name Clancy Brown. (We spent so much time talking about him, we died)
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Feeling sick today (a cold or something) and working on commissions when I'm not sleeping.

WIP
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Chuck and I could def do the Mega Powers storyline.

Only instead of it all exploding over Miss Elizabeth it’s over apples.

Chuck becomes convinced I’m after his apples and goes full heel Macho Man.
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM