the united states government is fracking my balls for functioning sperm
February 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
the united states government is fracking my balls for functioning sperm
to me the title of the play is Juliet and Romeo but i have twisted ideas about gender
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
to me the title of the play is Juliet and Romeo but i have twisted ideas about gender
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i told your neighbors about you and now theyre gunowners
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i told your neighbors about you and now theyre gunowners
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"These are the chains I forged in life!!" maybe just drink some fucking water and stop watching youtube shorts until 3am maybe calm down
December 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"These are the chains I forged in life!!" maybe just drink some fucking water and stop watching youtube shorts until 3am maybe calm down
theres a type of kill that hasnt been discovered yet. Today is the day
February 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
theres a type of kill that hasnt been discovered yet. Today is the day
gathering all stepdads. Collecting all stepdads for the big step dad race. taking all bets who is your favorite stepdad
January 31, 2026 at 4:17 PM
gathering all stepdads. Collecting all stepdads for the big step dad race. taking all bets who is your favorite stepdad
i carry turpentine in case a trans woman tries to show me her miniatures
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 PM
i carry turpentine in case a trans woman tries to show me her miniatures
curse upon your turntable
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 PM
curse upon your turntable
stub my toe so hard i become the legendary super saiyan and accidentally kill my neighbors dog
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
stub my toe so hard i become the legendary super saiyan and accidentally kill my neighbors dog
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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bitch so feral she failed the harkness test
January 22, 2026 at 11:51 PM
bitch so feral she failed the harkness test
*at my parents divorce papers* this is so hype!!!
January 20, 2026 at 6:24 PM
*at my parents divorce papers* this is so hype!!!
downgrades your firmware. gives you 8 viruses
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 PM
downgrades your firmware. gives you 8 viruses
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british person running at you full speed
September 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
british person running at you full speed
a pescatarian wench who kind of wants your ass dead
January 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
a pescatarian wench who kind of wants your ass dead
the feminine urge to chuck all of your belongings onto the freeway and go smoke in a wendys parking lot
January 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
the feminine urge to chuck all of your belongings onto the freeway and go smoke in a wendys parking lot
give her some of the old mustard
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
give her some of the old mustard
considering being a "doer". actions and such or an activity if the devil strikes my fancy
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
considering being a "doer". actions and such or an activity if the devil strikes my fancy
i think a dictatorship would be fine if the dictator were nice and my friend
January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
i think a dictatorship would be fine if the dictator were nice and my friend
new egg preparation method: smash with fist, boil in honey, send to prison for 5 years. serve with sunflower seeds
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
new egg preparation method: smash with fist, boil in honey, send to prison for 5 years. serve with sunflower seeds
more organs should be optional so I can replace them with rare organs with better stats/features
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
more organs should be optional so I can replace them with rare organs with better stats/features
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spent a lot of today in the torment nexus but I did in fact put that shit on for day 2!! SOOOO thankful to @swampbrat.bsky.social who is the best human being ever and gifted me a pair of shoes I’ve been wanting for YEARS for Christmas
I have lived so many lives in only the last 24 hours but we up
I have lived so many lives in only the last 24 hours but we up
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
spent a lot of today in the torment nexus but I did in fact put that shit on for day 2!! SOOOO thankful to @swampbrat.bsky.social who is the best human being ever and gifted me a pair of shoes I’ve been wanting for YEARS for Christmas
I have lived so many lives in only the last 24 hours but we up
I have lived so many lives in only the last 24 hours but we up