“Da Shy Playa”
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Many don’t realize Johnny Cash’s “Understand Your Man” was recorded as part of a promotional campaign for his self help book of the same name.
The book was widely panned and is mostly forgotten, but the jingle remains a favorite to this day.
The book was widely panned and is mostly forgotten, but the jingle remains a favorite to this day.
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Many don’t realize Johnny Cash’s “Understand Your Man” was recorded as part of a promotional campaign for his self help book of the same name.
The book was widely panned and is mostly forgotten, but the jingle remains a favorite to this day.
The book was widely panned and is mostly forgotten, but the jingle remains a favorite to this day.
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Yeah well I grew up in a mushroom village, so I’m not really used to how you do things. We used big giant mushrooms as our houses. We used bioluminescent mushrooms as lamps. And we didn’t try to change the plan last second if the other person already made reservations I guess that’s normal here
September 12, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Yeah well I grew up in a mushroom village, so I’m not really used to how you do things. We used big giant mushrooms as our houses. We used bioluminescent mushrooms as lamps. And we didn’t try to change the plan last second if the other person already made reservations I guess that’s normal here
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Whoa hold up, a healthcare system where the wealthy get better healthcare? I’m not following you Mark this is all strange to me.
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Whoa hold up, a healthcare system where the wealthy get better healthcare? I’m not following you Mark this is all strange to me.
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Sorry kids, Amerikkka didnt extract enough imperial superprofits from the global south this year. there will be no Christmas.
Claighton(age 12): fuck the global south
Claighton(age 12): fuck the global south
November 27, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Sorry kids, Amerikkka didnt extract enough imperial superprofits from the global south this year. there will be no Christmas.
Claighton(age 12): fuck the global south
Claighton(age 12): fuck the global south
Tryna be earnest but I’m scared silly 🤕
December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Tryna be earnest but I’m scared silly 🤕
I’m the badass guy who flicks people off when I selfie. I don’t care who looks at my selfie and gets flicked off
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’m the badass guy who flicks people off when I selfie. I don’t care who looks at my selfie and gets flicked off
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Alice is always like "will Karl be there?" when I ask her to go places, and it's like yeah my sworn sword will be there, he's always there. She's so silly, "will he be in his armour?" No, I'm going to let my shield and protector rock up to the restaurant in a t-shirt, get real.
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Alice is always like "will Karl be there?" when I ask her to go places, and it's like yeah my sworn sword will be there, he's always there. She's so silly, "will he be in his armour?" No, I'm going to let my shield and protector rock up to the restaurant in a t-shirt, get real.
I do not like when music I like becomes part of The Discourse because music I like is not something you pigs get to have an opinion on.
The music I like is Holy and can only be discussed in hushed tones of reverence.
Thank you!
The music I like is Holy and can only be discussed in hushed tones of reverence.
Thank you!
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I do not like when music I like becomes part of The Discourse because music I like is not something you pigs get to have an opinion on.
The music I like is Holy and can only be discussed in hushed tones of reverence.
Thank you!
The music I like is Holy and can only be discussed in hushed tones of reverence.
Thank you!
With respect, I think Elon Musk should submit to a public scalping.
Mr muck! We know you have superior genes that you have dutifully seeded in dozens of strange women! But many are saying your hair transplant is dishonest.
Be proud of your genes! Have your scalp removed with one powerful yank!
Mr muck! We know you have superior genes that you have dutifully seeded in dozens of strange women! But many are saying your hair transplant is dishonest.
Be proud of your genes! Have your scalp removed with one powerful yank!
December 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
With respect, I think Elon Musk should submit to a public scalping.
Mr muck! We know you have superior genes that you have dutifully seeded in dozens of strange women! But many are saying your hair transplant is dishonest.
Be proud of your genes! Have your scalp removed with one powerful yank!
Mr muck! We know you have superior genes that you have dutifully seeded in dozens of strange women! But many are saying your hair transplant is dishonest.
Be proud of your genes! Have your scalp removed with one powerful yank!
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Terry 100 Channels : 321s
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Terry 100 Channels : 321s
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Yeah I asked TalkieBot. I asked BlabbyTron. I asked my WatchMeSpeak Flatter and Flirt Gossip Pal if the tone of your email could be considered hostile.
May 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Yeah I asked TalkieBot. I asked BlabbyTron. I asked my WatchMeSpeak Flatter and Flirt Gossip Pal if the tone of your email could be considered hostile.
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Me: God, what is the point of life?
God: You know how they’ll make a dog toy look like a mustard bottle or something, and it’s purely for the human’s benefit and the dog’s like buhhhh whuhhh. Well you’re the dog, and I love mustard, baby.
God: You know how they’ll make a dog toy look like a mustard bottle or something, and it’s purely for the human’s benefit and the dog’s like buhhhh whuhhh. Well you’re the dog, and I love mustard, baby.
June 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Me: God, what is the point of life?
God: You know how they’ll make a dog toy look like a mustard bottle or something, and it’s purely for the human’s benefit and the dog’s like buhhhh whuhhh. Well you’re the dog, and I love mustard, baby.
God: You know how they’ll make a dog toy look like a mustard bottle or something, and it’s purely for the human’s benefit and the dog’s like buhhhh whuhhh. Well you’re the dog, and I love mustard, baby.
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Nika Goltz (1925-2012)
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Nika Goltz (1925-2012)
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After I died I had my bones stripped of flesh and boiled and my skeleton mounted publicly in a fearsome pose by my pediatrician who ended up being my doctor for my whole life because I never went and found a regular adult doctor after I grew up because I didn’t feel like it!
July 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
After I died I had my bones stripped of flesh and boiled and my skeleton mounted publicly in a fearsome pose by my pediatrician who ended up being my doctor for my whole life because I never went and found a regular adult doctor after I grew up because I didn’t feel like it!
Avatar’s cultural impact is inspiring midwits to constantly bring up that it has no cultural impact
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Avatar’s cultural impact is inspiring midwits to constantly bring up that it has no cultural impact
Chinese food looking like eraserhead baby
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Chinese food looking like eraserhead baby
I have it on good authority this man was completely sober at this time.
Reports indicate Woke summoned a wily sprite to continuously pinch him on his “rear end” to distract and distress him, obfuscating his message.
Reports indicate Woke summoned a wily sprite to continuously pinch him on his “rear end” to distract and distress him, obfuscating his message.
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have it on good authority this man was completely sober at this time.
Reports indicate Woke summoned a wily sprite to continuously pinch him on his “rear end” to distract and distress him, obfuscating his message.
Reports indicate Woke summoned a wily sprite to continuously pinch him on his “rear end” to distract and distress him, obfuscating his message.
Trying to win the game when the monster hits me <<<<<<
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Trying to win the game when the monster hits me <<<<<<
It’s nice you are notified every time someone reacts to a message in a group chat.
Your phone throbs in your pocket like the stirrings of some Goliath maggot. An overgrown infant insect twitches drowsily against your thigh.
I’ve been told I’m “not a good texter”.
Your phone throbs in your pocket like the stirrings of some Goliath maggot. An overgrown infant insect twitches drowsily against your thigh.
I’ve been told I’m “not a good texter”.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s nice you are notified every time someone reacts to a message in a group chat.
Your phone throbs in your pocket like the stirrings of some Goliath maggot. An overgrown infant insect twitches drowsily against your thigh.
I’ve been told I’m “not a good texter”.
Your phone throbs in your pocket like the stirrings of some Goliath maggot. An overgrown infant insect twitches drowsily against your thigh.
I’ve been told I’m “not a good texter”.
The Baby-Faced Spaceman!
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Baby-Faced Spaceman!
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Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
Nice smoke detector bro. Does federal law prohibit me from tampering with it?
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Nice smoke detector bro. Does federal law prohibit me from tampering with it?
To those quick to jeer and mock my Hoka Kawanas. I’m doing a Billy Eilish thing. Their cushioned support that erases the pain from my plantar fasciitis is just gravy. A positive side effect of the cool style I’m doing.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
To those quick to jeer and mock my Hoka Kawanas. I’m doing a Billy Eilish thing. Their cushioned support that erases the pain from my plantar fasciitis is just gravy. A positive side effect of the cool style I’m doing.
With grok, anyone could be on the receiving end of a vulgar roast at any time. It is only the principle of mutually assured destruction that prevents vulgar roasts from occurring at any given get-together.
Continuing prompts to make the roast more vulgar will mean the hilarity never ends.
Continuing prompts to make the roast more vulgar will mean the hilarity never ends.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
With grok, anyone could be on the receiving end of a vulgar roast at any time. It is only the principle of mutually assured destruction that prevents vulgar roasts from occurring at any given get-together.
Continuing prompts to make the roast more vulgar will mean the hilarity never ends.
Continuing prompts to make the roast more vulgar will mean the hilarity never ends.