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Mr muck! We know you have superior genes that you have dutifully seeded in dozens of strange women! But many are saying your hair transplant is dishonest.
Be proud of your genes! Have your scalp removed with one powerful yank!
Mr muck! We know you have superior genes that you have dutifully seeded in dozens of strange women! But many are saying your hair transplant is dishonest.
Be proud of your genes! Have your scalp removed with one powerful yank!
Disabled lion:
someone fuckd this lion up and now he can’t see straight
Disabled lion:
someone fuckd this lion up and now he can’t see straight
I told my wife I spent $80 on Blu-rays and she was like, “look, you cannot become a physical media guy on me”
I told my wife I spent $80 on Blu-rays and she was like, “look, you cannot become a physical media guy on me”
UFO 50 is goated. Now they can never take it away from me 👺
UFO 50 is goated. Now they can never take it away from me 👺