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Galadriel is Elrond’s mother-in-law
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
August 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Galadriel is Elrond’s mother-in-law
name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
August 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
@synderen.bsky.social and @sunsfan.gg casting DOTA
So here's the discussion where John Kruk asks Tom McCarthy how the person who invented the first clock knew what time it was
August 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
@synderen.bsky.social and @sunsfan.gg casting DOTA
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The thing is, it’s a more important piece of white American history.
August 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The thing is, it’s a more important piece of white American history.
I thought this was a parody quote. I’m sure it has context because of golf or something?
The point is, the president of the United States of America is talking about grass. Talking about rewards he deserves that weren’t given to him. Talking about nothing. Because he understands nothing.
The point is, the president of the United States of America is talking about grass. Talking about rewards he deserves that weren’t given to him. Talking about nothing. Because he understands nothing.
Trump: You know, grass has a lifetime like people have a lifetime, and the lifetime of this grass has long been gone. When you look at the parks where the grass is all tired, exhausted. We're going to redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass
August 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I thought this was a parody quote. I’m sure it has context because of golf or something?
The point is, the president of the United States of America is talking about grass. Talking about rewards he deserves that weren’t given to him. Talking about nothing. Because he understands nothing.
The point is, the president of the United States of America is talking about grass. Talking about rewards he deserves that weren’t given to him. Talking about nothing. Because he understands nothing.
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Conservatives when you hit them with a sandwich
August 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Conservatives when you hit them with a sandwich
Walk-in cooler so I can store my condiments and have room to do stuff, like brine.
my rich person sicko thing I would do is have a soda fountain installed in my house so I could go get a fountain diet coke at any time
I’m sure I would die a decade earlier as a result but it would be worth it
I’m sure I would die a decade earlier as a result but it would be worth it
August 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Walk-in cooler so I can store my condiments and have room to do stuff, like brine.
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Huge if true: New JWST observations may have detected primordial black holes in the extremely early universe.
Before galaxies, before stars ... black holes may have generated the first light after the Big Bang. 🧪🔭
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
Before galaxies, before stars ... black holes may have generated the first light after the Big Bang. 🧪🔭
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
August 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Huge if true: New JWST observations may have detected primordial black holes in the extremely early universe.
Before galaxies, before stars ... black holes may have generated the first light after the Big Bang. 🧪🔭
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
Before galaxies, before stars ... black holes may have generated the first light after the Big Bang. 🧪🔭
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
What a weird fuckin’ list. Regardless, there’s no universe in which Trump beats any of them in a “who is funniest” survey, unless that survey is done in 2029. And not because most people alive don’t know who the old white guys are.
In a new interview on a right-wing podcast that streams on Rumble, CNN contributor Scott Jennings said Trump was "also the greatest working stand-up comedian in America today," adding that Trump was "like Rodney Dangerfield & Don Rickles & Dave Chappelle all rolled up into one."
August 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What a weird fuckin’ list. Regardless, there’s no universe in which Trump beats any of them in a “who is funniest” survey, unless that survey is done in 2029. And not because most people alive don’t know who the old white guys are.
14” Pullman entire loaf slices, maybe? Tight crumb. Efficient use of griddle surface. 10/10
therapist: long grilled cheese isn't real, it can't hurt you
long grilled cheese:
long grilled cheese:
August 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
14” Pullman entire loaf slices, maybe? Tight crumb. Efficient use of griddle surface. 10/10
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This is so breathtakingly cruel that my soul glitched. I’m never surprised by the depths of depravity, per se, but having to process it still exacts an emotional cost.
www.npr.org/2025/08/08/n...
www.npr.org/2025/08/08/n...
U.S. Air Force to deny early retirement benefits to some transgender service members
The U.S. Air Force said Thursday it would deny all transgender service members who have served between 15 and 18 years the option to retire early and would instead separate them without retirement ben...
www.npr.org
August 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is so breathtakingly cruel that my soul glitched. I’m never surprised by the depths of depravity, per se, but having to process it still exacts an emotional cost.
www.npr.org/2025/08/08/n...
www.npr.org/2025/08/08/n...
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I was told these gentlemen were very passionate about protecting women’s sports.
The fact that the president’s son joined in is a perfect summary of our times
August 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I was told these gentlemen were very passionate about protecting women’s sports.
I decided to follow some Sports People on here a while back to be brave and, you know, keep up with the People Who Like Sports. But mostly I just don’t know what’s happening & there’s a lot of money floating about.
(It’s very fun to capitalize nonsense words and phrases. Probably why the 🍊does it)
(It’s very fun to capitalize nonsense words and phrases. Probably why the 🍊does it)
August 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I decided to follow some Sports People on here a while back to be brave and, you know, keep up with the People Who Like Sports. But mostly I just don’t know what’s happening & there’s a lot of money floating about.
(It’s very fun to capitalize nonsense words and phrases. Probably why the 🍊does it)
(It’s very fun to capitalize nonsense words and phrases. Probably why the 🍊does it)
Phylactery? I feel like this is an important thing that would have been used before.
I can’t possibly be the first person to post gimlets, an s-tier sour
This site by @avibagla.com is keeping track of every English word written on Bluesky—and every English word that has yet to appear. Like, until now, hovercrafts.
August 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Phylactery? I feel like this is an important thing that would have been used before.
City of God really made me think over and over and over about other peoples lives. I should have realized it sooner.
August 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
City of God really made me think over and over and over about other peoples lives. I should have realized it sooner.
Hear me out: Duncan Idaho but actually Janet from The Good Place.
August 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hear me out: Duncan Idaho but actually Janet from The Good Place.
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I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
Is this the proof of negative curvature of the universe, @astrokatie.com ?
August 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Is this the proof of negative curvature of the universe, @astrokatie.com ?
Wearing a corset to form your figure pushes all the blood up to your nips, brah. Suck it in.
July 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Wearing a corset to form your figure pushes all the blood up to your nips, brah. Suck it in.
Because we couldn’t get del Toro’s vision of the hobbit (if I was a billionaire I’d fund another two movies. fuck the redundancy! (three was an abomination and I’ll die on that hill)), this is a classic story I’m excited to see imbued with his artistry.
New look at Guillermo del Toro's ‘Frankenstein’ starring Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi, Mia Goth.
Source: Vanity Fair | bit.ly/3U3lRZ0
Source: Vanity Fair | bit.ly/3U3lRZ0
July 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Because we couldn’t get del Toro’s vision of the hobbit (if I was a billionaire I’d fund another two movies. fuck the redundancy! (three was an abomination and I’ll die on that hill)), this is a classic story I’m excited to see imbued with his artistry.
Who rolled the die that put us in this timeline?
July 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Who rolled the die that put us in this timeline?
The sad thing about Bluesky so far is that people will respond to you or like your reply!
But you get the bots.
But you get the bots.
July 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The sad thing about Bluesky so far is that people will respond to you or like your reply!
But you get the bots.
But you get the bots.
Fire up the Escola-Signal now. We need their take.
thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires
July 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fire up the Escola-Signal now. We need their take.