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“You wouldn't want to end up dying by your own genitalia now, would you? That would be a terrible way to die.
Trust me, I know.”
Trust me, I know.”
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 PM
“You wouldn't want to end up dying by your own genitalia now, would you? That would be a terrible way to die.
Trust me, I know.”
Trust me, I know.”
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CBS News is reporting that the ICE agent who abducted a Minnesota preschooler suffered internal injuries during the abduction.
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 AM
CBS News is reporting that the ICE agent who abducted a Minnesota preschooler suffered internal injuries during the abduction.
seems like bluesky's having another bot wave, my follower count jumped from 156 to 160 overnight, and all of the accounts are formulaic and have a very high post to comment ratio
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
seems like bluesky's having another bot wave, my follower count jumped from 156 to 160 overnight, and all of the accounts are formulaic and have a very high post to comment ratio
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I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
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to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
January 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
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Paramed to dorms
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Paramed to dorms
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I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
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“Suddenly the door burst open, and the man with the Miyamoto mask came into the room, and I was cornered. 'You a should have a bought a 3DS too!' he howled, in his fierce fake Italian accent.”
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
“Suddenly the door burst open, and the man with the Miyamoto mask came into the room, and I was cornered. 'You a should have a bought a 3DS too!' he howled, in his fierce fake Italian accent.”
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“I was looking on eBay for the game Rhythm Heaven Fever, known over here in Britain as Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise, a mouthful of a name that I stubbornly refuse to address the game by.”
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
“I was looking on eBay for the game Rhythm Heaven Fever, known over here in Britain as Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise, a mouthful of a name that I stubbornly refuse to address the game by.”
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CRYSTAL DELAMINATION IMMINENT! Integrity: 2.11%
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
CRYSTAL DELAMINATION IMMINENT! Integrity: 2.11%
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posting a joke about politics is generally a 50/50 shot between “accepted by the audience for which it was intended” and “you have been featured on the dreaded discover feed.” the Japesman’s Gambit
January 19, 2026 at 7:40 PM
posting a joke about politics is generally a 50/50 shot between “accepted by the audience for which it was intended” and “you have been featured on the dreaded discover feed.” the Japesman’s Gambit
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phoneposters shall inherit the earth {https://libpol.org}
January 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
phoneposters shall inherit the earth {https://libpol.org}
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Now dat I got Verified who wants to buy my account
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Now dat I got Verified who wants to buy my account
Ah well it appears that it's time to resort to the "Hit Your $2000 Computer With A Hammer Until It's In The Right Shape" strategy again.
January 19, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Ah well it appears that it's time to resort to the "Hit Your $2000 Computer With A Hammer Until It's In The Right Shape" strategy again.
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Clorox: Just Fuckin Drink It I Guess Everything Sucks
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Clorox: Just Fuckin Drink It I Guess Everything Sucks
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ok doing this and also adding bluesky's updated trusted verifiers. should be released soon?!!! (all that's left is updating the loading background color to not be bluesky dark blue and instead be the calm witchsky dark orange 😌)
should I make the defaults for witchsky enable square avatars and buttons, to make it clearly differ from bluesky's ui?
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
ok doing this and also adding bluesky's updated trusted verifiers. should be released soon?!!! (all that's left is updating the loading background color to not be bluesky dark blue and instead be the calm witchsky dark orange 😌)
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"hondosing myself is praxis. i am deconstructing gender expectations by giving myself treatment resistant depression. the misery means my politics are good. i have ascended beyond your mundane conceptions of biological reality and that's why i cry every time i walk past a clothing store window."
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
"hondosing myself is praxis. i am deconstructing gender expectations by giving myself treatment resistant depression. the misery means my politics are good. i have ascended beyond your mundane conceptions of biological reality and that's why i cry every time i walk past a clothing store window."
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if you look closely, all of my posts actually have a tiny time bomb attached to them, one day they will all blow up and you will never be able to see them again. all that will be left is the account header and a large pile of ash.
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
if you look closely, all of my posts actually have a tiny time bomb attached to them, one day they will all blow up and you will never be able to see them again. all that will be left is the account header and a large pile of ash.
i've been using witchsky.app for so long that clicking a link that takes me to bluesky and seeing square avatars feels really really off
Witchsky
witchsky.app
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
i've been using witchsky.app for so long that clicking a link that takes me to bluesky and seeing square avatars feels really really off
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this is really funny anti homeless architecture
January 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
this is really funny anti homeless architecture