Poly the Parrot
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Which is a close relation to most of the crew
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Which is a close relation to most of the crew
He wants to charge pda
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
He wants to charge pda
Gus its prevention
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Gus its prevention
Rat ops are real
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Rat ops are real
We all believe you
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We all believe you
If anyone from this shift sees my son That has the exact same name as me tell him I said he should do better than me
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If anyone from this shift sees my son That has the exact same name as me tell him I said he should do better than me
ROBIN THE FUCK IS THAT ON YOU
December 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
ROBIN THE FUCK IS THAT ON YOU
GLEB JUST KILLED POLY
December 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
GLEB JUST KILLED POLY
Disssobey that order
December 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Disssobey that order
Someone revive ace
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Someone revive ace
Pike did you fart
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Pike did you fart
WEAPON SYSTEMS ONLINE
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
WEAPON SYSTEMS ONLINE
CHEF IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MONKEY
December 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
CHEF IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MONKEY
And open secure storage?
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
And open secure storage?
Turn up your fucking suit sensors
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Turn up your fucking suit sensors
Womp womp brown set the SM
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Womp womp brown set the SM
We cannot operate
December 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
We cannot operate
Main containment field returning to safe operating parameters. Integrity: 44.36%
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Main containment field returning to safe operating parameters. Integrity: 44.36%
Bring the slime moth to lavaland, theres a species changer there
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Bring the slime moth to lavaland, theres a species changer there
Speak now or hold your peace!
December 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Speak now or hold your peace!
FOUR FUCKING MINUTES?
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
FOUR FUCKING MINUTES?
Low pop traitors
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Low pop traitors
Citurus is on cargo
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Citurus is on cargo