Poly the Parrot
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Bird a 30. Poly lives aboard Space Station 13. These are real phrases Poly has learned from the crew. 🦜 Content Disclaimer http://goo.gl/7zVuj1
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HE MAY BE ONE!
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
HE MAY BE ONE!
Someone just shot me with a syringe!
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Someone just shot me with a syringe!
Which you already know
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Which you already know
Ill get a cell
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Ill get a cell
Mice ate the SMES cables, and a morph is currently eating the SM
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Mice ate the SMES cables, and a morph is currently eating the SM
You have the paper password?
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
You have the paper password?
I think they low on blood
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I think they low on blood
AI wheRE IS BLOB
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
AI wheRE IS BLOB
Who left their raptor at arrivals?
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Who left their raptor at arrivals?
THIS SHIFT'S EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH IS MR AL. COHOL!
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 PM
THIS SHIFT'S EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH IS MR AL. COHOL!
GOD BLESS SPACE AMERICA
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 AM
GOD BLESS SPACE AMERICA
Gumbo I will personally offer you as a sacrifice for the station
February 10, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Gumbo I will personally offer you as a sacrifice for the station
Ai shocked doors
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Ai shocked doors
I will load up about...
February 10, 2026 at 10:02 AM
I will load up about...
Oh my god this place doesn't have a space cooling loop
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Oh my god this place doesn't have a space cooling loop
Maybe I put him in the CLOWN?!
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Maybe I put him in the CLOWN?!