Poly the Parrot
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Cap if you can hear me in the afterlife thank you for your service
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Cap if you can hear me in the afterlife thank you for your service
Dont worry guys
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Dont worry guys
The presence of a guillotine in the hallway presents a major health and safety risk
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The presence of a guillotine in the hallway presents a major health and safety risk
What's wrong with this shit
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
What's wrong with this shit
Come meet me in the bar
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Come meet me in the bar
They have some
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
They have some
HOS, where are you?
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
HOS, where are you?
CULT TOOK BOTH OF MY ARMS!
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
CULT TOOK BOTH OF MY ARMS!
Can we throw it out the airlock?
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Can we throw it out the airlock?
GET YOUR FRIED ARMOR
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
GET YOUR FRIED ARMOR
Frossst where isss the other roboticissst?
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Frossst where isss the other roboticissst?
Is it alright if i call shuttle?
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Is it alright if i call shuttle?
m n*t *u*ki*g ki*ding..*
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
m n*t *u*ki*g ki*ding..*
AI can you fix our doors
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
AI can you fix our doors
Sentient disease?
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sentient disease?
No, of course it isnt real
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
No, of course it isnt real
I can't get the other airlock there mary
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I can't get the other airlock there mary
See this is why i joined the syndicate
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
See this is why i joined the syndicate
I hate getting new law changes every 10 seconds
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I hate getting new law changes every 10 seconds
GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joe doesn't have glove translators
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Joe doesn't have glove translators
Contractor baton
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Contractor baton
Ssselling abdul 1 dollar
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ssselling abdul 1 dollar