Xavier Teatime
@xavierteatime.bsky.social
Visual novels, Fire Emblem, and RPGs both Jay and Doubleyou. Normie liberal Democrat. He/him.
Playing Baldur's Gate 1 for the first time.
"How are five fully armed and armoured adventurers unable to kill four spiders between them?"
"Uh, the RNG is in shambles."
"How are five fully armed and armoured adventurers unable to kill four spiders between them?"
"Uh, the RNG is in shambles."
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Playing Baldur's Gate 1 for the first time.
"How are five fully armed and armoured adventurers unable to kill four spiders between them?"
"Uh, the RNG is in shambles."
"How are five fully armed and armoured adventurers unable to kill four spiders between them?"
"Uh, the RNG is in shambles."
I can't get over how AI evangelicals on Twitter sound even less like real human beings than the products they're hawking. "This completely changes the game, sitcoms are OVER 🤣🤣" Yeah I'm supposed to believe the person who wrote that has the same spark of the divine in them as I do, right, sure.
December 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can't get over how AI evangelicals on Twitter sound even less like real human beings than the products they're hawking. "This completely changes the game, sitcoms are OVER 🤣🤣" Yeah I'm supposed to believe the person who wrote that has the same spark of the divine in them as I do, right, sure.
Watched Pacific Rim for the first time tonight. Kind of reminded me of Final Fantasy X, which makes me think, is that game a kaiju movie?
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Watched Pacific Rim for the first time tonight. Kind of reminded me of Final Fantasy X, which makes me think, is that game a kaiju movie?
The game awards are interesting to me because there are always trailers that are a dramatic, massively realistic cutscene, with no gameplay and heavy emphasis on Christopher Walken playing the Demon Lord or w/e. This trailer costs 35 million dollars and I will never meet anyone who plays it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The game awards are interesting to me because there are always trailers that are a dramatic, massively realistic cutscene, with no gameplay and heavy emphasis on Christopher Walken playing the Demon Lord or w/e. This trailer costs 35 million dollars and I will never meet anyone who plays it.
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One of the lowest points in US history - the president going on unhinged white supremacist rants in public appearance after public appearance, targeting a specific ethnic group - but because it’s Trump our political class is incapable of perceiving what it is and reacting appropriately
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
One of the lowest points in US history - the president going on unhinged white supremacist rants in public appearance after public appearance, targeting a specific ethnic group - but because it’s Trump our political class is incapable of perceiving what it is and reacting appropriately
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Trump is so debasing to republicans that their only way to deal with him is by playing stupid. this shit is so embarrassing, honestly
Q: You outlined the dangers posed by drugs. So what explanation do you have for Trump pardoning the former president of Honduras?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump is so debasing to republicans that their only way to deal with him is by playing stupid. this shit is so embarrassing, honestly
I'm not really into Hazbin Hotel or Smiling Friends for pretty much exact opposite reasons. I need a "this porridge is just right" adult cartoon.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm not really into Hazbin Hotel or Smiling Friends for pretty much exact opposite reasons. I need a "this porridge is just right" adult cartoon.
Finished my first Priest in Legion Remix
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Finished my first Priest in Legion Remix
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I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
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The Iron Law of Trump is "No matter how bad you think it is, it's worse" and it's never failed once.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Iron Law of Trump is "No matter how bad you think it is, it's worse" and it's never failed once.
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It’s never too late to stop falling for it again
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It’s never too late to stop falling for it again
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Biden: Hey Jack, here's a rambling but true anecdote from Scranton
Trump: I met with him, Governor Shoes-on-feet, guy with brown shoes, black shoes, such crazy colors
The Press: That first guy has dementia
Trump: I met with him, Governor Shoes-on-feet, guy with brown shoes, black shoes, such crazy colors
The Press: That first guy has dementia
what
Trump on Lori Lightfoot, whose name he can't remember: "The mayor from Chicago. The woman. The one that gets her hair done very expensively, right? Beautiful hair. She's got beautiful, luxurious hair."
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Biden: Hey Jack, here's a rambling but true anecdote from Scranton
Trump: I met with him, Governor Shoes-on-feet, guy with brown shoes, black shoes, such crazy colors
The Press: That first guy has dementia
Trump: I met with him, Governor Shoes-on-feet, guy with brown shoes, black shoes, such crazy colors
The Press: That first guy has dementia
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“Why has virtually every country in the world seen an abrupt rise in extremist politics, especially on the far-right, starting at approximately the same date the iPhone was released”
The most important question in politics but maybe not a hard one
The most important question in politics but maybe not a hard one
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“Why has virtually every country in the world seen an abrupt rise in extremist politics, especially on the far-right, starting at approximately the same date the iPhone was released”
The most important question in politics but maybe not a hard one
The most important question in politics but maybe not a hard one
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif:
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif:
A guildmate got me an art piece of my Nightborne as a plushy! Art by @aleklah.bsky.social - such a cute li'l murderdoll!
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A guildmate got me an art piece of my Nightborne as a plushy! Art by @aleklah.bsky.social - such a cute li'l murderdoll!
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There is almost nothing in Tolkien as pervasive as his love for the small and vulnerable, for the meek and the gentle. These are not the values of these thugs and they do not have any claim to them.
October 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There is almost nothing in Tolkien as pervasive as his love for the small and vulnerable, for the meek and the gentle. These are not the values of these thugs and they do not have any claim to them.
Unfortunately being in her 70s probably will hurt Mills and not Collins because every human being alive holds Democrats to higher standards than Republicans whether they realize it or not.
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Unfortunately being in her 70s probably will hurt Mills and not Collins because every human being alive holds Democrats to higher standards than Republicans whether they realize it or not.
It is 2025 and I am watching new Homestuck content
September 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It is 2025 and I am watching new Homestuck content
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なでなでのとりこになっちゃったイーブイ
September 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
なでなでのとりこになっちゃったイーブイ
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Their are two political parties in this country. One of them hates LGBT people and the other is the Democrats. 98% of voters would accept this as an accurate analysis and the other 2% would fly into a rant about why it's not.
September 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Their are two political parties in this country. One of them hates LGBT people and the other is the Democrats. 98% of voters would accept this as an accurate analysis and the other 2% would fly into a rant about why it's not.
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I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"
After Charlie Kirk's death, teachers and professors nationwide fired or disciplined over social media posts
At least a dozen faculty and staff have faced fallout over insensitive comments online.
www.nbcnews.com
September 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"
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rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
September 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
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Take it from some who teaches about drone strikes, “I shed no tear for that guy” and “this is bad, it shouldn’t have happened” can be normal reactions to have simultaneously.
Opposition to political violence isn’t about personal sympathy for an individual target per se, it’s about society.
Opposition to political violence isn’t about personal sympathy for an individual target per se, it’s about society.
September 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Take it from some who teaches about drone strikes, “I shed no tear for that guy” and “this is bad, it shouldn’t have happened” can be normal reactions to have simultaneously.
Opposition to political violence isn’t about personal sympathy for an individual target per se, it’s about society.
Opposition to political violence isn’t about personal sympathy for an individual target per se, it’s about society.
I remain steadfastly opposed to gun violence, even when the victim is one of the most soulless contributors to our social and moral rot.
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I remain steadfastly opposed to gun violence, even when the victim is one of the most soulless contributors to our social and moral rot.