Xanderpassthegravy
@xanderpussrex.bsky.social
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Goon a movie
The Goonies (1985)
Goon (2011)
Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017)
The Goonies (1985)
Goon (2011)
Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017)
Goon a movie
"Paper Goon"
"Paper Goon"
Goon a movie
"Goongarry Goon Ross"
"Goongarry Goon Ross"
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Goon a movie
The Goonies (1985)
Goon (2011)
Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017)
The Goonies (1985)
Goon (2011)
Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017)
Now with 10% less diarrhea from norovirus spread
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MSC Seascape is now homeported in Galveston - and Brent from PERX was onboard for a special overnight event to check her out.
From breathtaking design to incredible dining, this ship is pure wow. 🚢
✨ Explore MSC deals now - tinyurl.com/3492xz75
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Now with 10% less diarrhea from norovirus spread
People need to stop trying to come up with new curse words. The curse words we've got are good. They are very effective curse words.
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
People need to stop trying to come up with new curse words. The curse words we've got are good. They are very effective curse words.
@safety.bsky.app, I hear you like song lyrics, well try these on for size:
"Nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks: fuck off!"
"Nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks: fuck off!"
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@safety.bsky.app, I hear you like song lyrics, well try these on for size:
"Nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks: fuck off!"
"Nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks: fuck off!"
Found the mod who wrote this article
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Found the mod who wrote this article
While I don't think it's fair to conclude that having a smaller than average penis will make you a fascist dictator, it is interesting nonetheless that all wannabe and actual fascist dictators have smaller than average penises.
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
While I don't think it's fair to conclude that having a smaller than average penis will make you a fascist dictator, it is interesting nonetheless that all wannabe and actual fascist dictators have smaller than average penises.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Getting pho (because it's cold) and the place is playing Vietnamese bossa nova and I can dig it, man
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Getting pho (because it's cold) and the place is playing Vietnamese bossa nova and I can dig it, man
Put in a used car dealership that only sells Chevy Camaros and Dodge Challengers
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Put in a used car dealership that only sells Chevy Camaros and Dodge Challengers
I've been spending less, it's true. Also, only been buying the store brand and a lot less of it. Also, it's not less money, it's actually a lot more, like twice as much per grocery trip as it was 2 years ago
INGRAHAM: Is affordability a voter perception issue of the economy, or is there more that needs to be done by Republicans?
TRUMP: More than anything else, it's a con job by the Democrats. Are you ready? Costs are way down.
TRUMP: More than anything else, it's a con job by the Democrats. Are you ready? Costs are way down.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I've been spending less, it's true. Also, only been buying the store brand and a lot less of it. Also, it's not less money, it's actually a lot more, like twice as much per grocery trip as it was 2 years ago
It's finally time to adapt this for the silver screen
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's finally time to adapt this for the silver screen
Yeah no shit
apnews.com/article/tran...
apnews.com/article/tran...
Texas transportation department says the state needs more public transit; it would cost billions
The state agency in charge of building Texas’ massive highways says Texans need more ways to get around if the state’s going to continue to grow — a stunning acknowledgment in car-dominant Texas.
apnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yeah no shit
apnews.com/article/tran...
apnews.com/article/tran...
I may not be a veteran, but I was born on this day many years ago, and the world has been at war with itself ever since.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I may not be a veteran, but I was born on this day many years ago, and the world has been at war with itself ever since.
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I love our worst of both worlds situation where senior dems appear to believe that using Mitch McConnell hardball tactics is dishonorable but also that Mitch McConnell is their dear friend
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I love our worst of both worlds situation where senior dems appear to believe that using Mitch McConnell hardball tactics is dishonorable but also that Mitch McConnell is their dear friend
Why read when you could be watching tiktok videos without headphones?
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Why read when you could be watching tiktok videos without headphones?
In more fun news, I cannot recommend this movie enough (if you have a pair of wisecracking robot friends)
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
In more fun news, I cannot recommend this movie enough (if you have a pair of wisecracking robot friends)
Well this has probably been in the works for some time and is almost certainly why Greg Abbott has been kicking the can down the road on this issue. Two scenarios can happen: 1) republicans use this as a cudgel to get everything else they want, making lives worse, but allowing hemp use as proof of
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Well this has probably been in the works for some time and is almost certainly why Greg Abbott has been kicking the can down the road on this issue. Two scenarios can happen: 1) republicans use this as a cudgel to get everything else they want, making lives worse, but allowing hemp use as proof of
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He has the juice!
Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He has the juice!
The softest, most flaccid wiener to have ever lived
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The softest, most flaccid wiener to have ever lived
Damn he looks scared as shit
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Damn he looks scared as shit
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moments after daffy duck lights your cigar
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
moments after daffy duck lights your cigar
We can do so much better than Colin Allred
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We can do so much better than Colin Allred
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GOP: “We can’t afford universal health care, unless it’s for Argentinians”
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
GOP: “We can’t afford universal health care, unless it’s for Argentinians”
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one of the only things that works on trump is totally fucking ignoring him, acting like he doesn't exist, and people seem to forget it's an option
What are we doing here. This isn’t going to happen. Why are you responding to this like this
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
one of the only things that works on trump is totally fucking ignoring him, acting like he doesn't exist, and people seem to forget it's an option
The lengths (heh) these dorks will go to in order to lie to themselves about who Trump is, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, is truly remarkable.
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked group chat shows Phil Mickelson texted his fellow investors in a struggling oil pipeline an... erotic idea.
"Big daddy TRUMP ready to swing his 14 inch c*ck in front of Newsom's face will drive up any stock"
New PTFO 🚨👀 youtu.be/UbmBZR5aoRY?...
"Big daddy TRUMP ready to swing his 14 inch c*ck in front of Newsom's face will drive up any stock"
New PTFO 🚨👀 youtu.be/UbmBZR5aoRY?...
Phil Mickelson, Trump and the "Big Daddy" Group-Chat Leak | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The lengths (heh) these dorks will go to in order to lie to themselves about who Trump is, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, is truly remarkable.