Xanderpassthegravy
@xanderpussrex.bsky.social
Opinions aren't my own. They're my job's. Blame my job.
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It only took 4 years to age 20 lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It only took 4 years to age 20 lol
Also, maybe this if they ever padded it out
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Also, maybe this if they ever padded it out
Les Mis - I've been a big fan of the book since I was 14, plus it's the first of only two shows I've seen on Broadway. A theater kid close friend of mine from high school bonded over this play, this story.
what is the best musical of all time and please explain yourself so i know whether or not to be angry at you
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Les Mis - I've been a big fan of the book since I was 14, plus it's the first of only two shows I've seen on Broadway. A theater kid close friend of mine from high school bonded over this play, this story.
What an unexpected turn of events
New from @byjustinmiller.bsky.social: Even as the lege debated school vouchers, corporate voucher vendors were already competing behind the scenes for the lucrative contract. A closer look at how Odyssey became the big winner... and whose influence helped make the decision.
Texas’ Top Voucher Vendor Taps Abbott Allies in Contract Bid, Program Rollout
The New York firm Odyssey is now running the state’s lucrative voucher scheme with a little help from the governor’s friends.
www.texasobserver.org
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What an unexpected turn of events
One of these days I'm going to build a bean and cheese taco without an escape hatch
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
One of these days I'm going to build a bean and cheese taco without an escape hatch
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I don't know whether Lucas intended this because it's such a specific thing and it's been so much time since this movie but I think it's fitting that Anakin — you know, the later chief enforcer of the fascist regime — has the politics every nerdy teenage boy thinks he's a genius for discovering
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don't know whether Lucas intended this because it's such a specific thing and it's been so much time since this movie but I think it's fitting that Anakin — you know, the later chief enforcer of the fascist regime — has the politics every nerdy teenage boy thinks he's a genius for discovering
For all the bullshit "how do I explain it to my children" lines about trans people the last few years, I've actually had to have real conversations with my now 15-and 16-yo daughters about how older men showing them attention doesn't make them cool, it just makes the men weird and creepy.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
For all the bullshit "how do I explain it to my children" lines about trans people the last few years, I've actually had to have real conversations with my now 15-and 16-yo daughters about how older men showing them attention doesn't make them cool, it just makes the men weird and creepy.
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i teach undergrads about newsworthiness. 101 stuff.
1. timeliness
2. proximity
3. conflict and controversy
4. human interest
5. relevance
it’s not a good look for any journalist—NYTimes or otherwise to downplay or obfuscate landon’s correspondences w/ epstein right now.
log off. go for a walk.
1. timeliness
2. proximity
3. conflict and controversy
4. human interest
5. relevance
it’s not a good look for any journalist—NYTimes or otherwise to downplay or obfuscate landon’s correspondences w/ epstein right now.
log off. go for a walk.
The rest of the thread has some valid, important information that I do think people were skipping over yesterday.
There absolutely is a difference between "will information in an email get attention if posted" and "is it reportable."
But there is a lot of there there in those Thomas emails.
There absolutely is a difference between "will information in an email get attention if posted" and "is it reportable."
But there is a lot of there there in those Thomas emails.
I am not defending Landon’s relationship with Epstein. In fact, the NYT didn’t even try to defend it. He left the paper. What I’m saying is that a piece of investigative journalism that exposes a secret, criminal act such as statutory rape requires far more than what is in these emails.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i teach undergrads about newsworthiness. 101 stuff.
1. timeliness
2. proximity
3. conflict and controversy
4. human interest
5. relevance
it’s not a good look for any journalist—NYTimes or otherwise to downplay or obfuscate landon’s correspondences w/ epstein right now.
log off. go for a walk.
1. timeliness
2. proximity
3. conflict and controversy
4. human interest
5. relevance
it’s not a good look for any journalist—NYTimes or otherwise to downplay or obfuscate landon’s correspondences w/ epstein right now.
log off. go for a walk.
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[Murderer] these stabs are barely legal
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
[Murderer] these stabs are barely legal
Apparently he tripped over his spine which had fallen out of his back and was wiggling all over the floor
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Apparently he tripped over his spine which had fallen out of his back and was wiggling all over the floor
I'd say with the very obvious corollary relationship between men in power and pedophilia, the only safe thing to do going forward is to castrate any man with aspirations to absolute authority.
Epstein, Weinstein, McMahon, Sandusky. People knew what these monsters were doing and hushed it up. They are the ones who got caught, theres plenty more of them still out there getting away with it, with cowardly people who know and are covering for them.
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'd say with the very obvious corollary relationship between men in power and pedophilia, the only safe thing to do going forward is to castrate any man with aspirations to absolute authority.
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Epstein, Weinstein, McMahon, Sandusky. People knew what these monsters were doing and hushed it up. They are the ones who got caught, theres plenty more of them still out there getting away with it, with cowardly people who know and are covering for them.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Epstein, Weinstein, McMahon, Sandusky. People knew what these monsters were doing and hushed it up. They are the ones who got caught, theres plenty more of them still out there getting away with it, with cowardly people who know and are covering for them.
They're banning hemp but making 15-year-olds "barely legal". Libertarians have all got broken necks from the whiplash.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They're banning hemp but making 15-year-olds "barely legal". Libertarians have all got broken necks from the whiplash.
I called this in 2020, and I keep accurately predicting what's going to happen in American politics. This doesn't make me the Amazing Kreskin. It just means that America and Americans are stupid and follow easily identifiable patterns. Like we have no independent thoughts. We are easily led.
based on the epstein emails released today i am Tapping The Sign
thinking about it now: i've said it before but the argument gets more reasonable by the day that joe biden should be (and will be) historically viewed similarly to buchanan for his complete inability to respond appropriately to trump during his term. he had one job and he fucked it up.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I called this in 2020, and I keep accurately predicting what's going to happen in American politics. This doesn't make me the Amazing Kreskin. It just means that America and Americans are stupid and follow easily identifiable patterns. Like we have no independent thoughts. We are easily led.
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Turns out trump is a disgusting evil piece of shit! Finally this new knowledge will put an end to him!
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Turns out trump is a disgusting evil piece of shit! Finally this new knowledge will put an end to him!
James Van Der Beek should make meth
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
James Van Der Beek should make meth
Goon a movie
The Goonies (1985)
Goon (2011)
Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017)
The Goonies (1985)
Goon (2011)
Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017)
Goon a movie
"Paper Goon"
"Paper Goon"
Goon a movie
"Goongarry Goon Ross"
"Goongarry Goon Ross"
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Goon a movie
The Goonies (1985)
Goon (2011)
Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017)
The Goonies (1985)
Goon (2011)
Goon: Last of the Enforcers (2017)
Now with 10% less diarrhea from norovirus spread
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MSC Seascape is now homeported in Galveston - and Brent from PERX was onboard for a special overnight event to check her out.
From breathtaking design to incredible dining, this ship is pure wow. 🚢
✨ Explore MSC deals now - tinyurl.com/3492xz75
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Now with 10% less diarrhea from norovirus spread
People need to stop trying to come up with new curse words. The curse words we've got are good. They are very effective curse words.
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
People need to stop trying to come up with new curse words. The curse words we've got are good. They are very effective curse words.
@safety.bsky.app, I hear you like song lyrics, well try these on for size:
"Nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks: fuck off!"
"Nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks: fuck off!"
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@safety.bsky.app, I hear you like song lyrics, well try these on for size:
"Nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks: fuck off!"
"Nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks: fuck off!"
Found the mod who wrote this article
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Found the mod who wrote this article
While I don't think it's fair to conclude that having a smaller than average penis will make you a fascist dictator, it is interesting nonetheless that all wannabe and actual fascist dictators have smaller than average penises.
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
While I don't think it's fair to conclude that having a smaller than average penis will make you a fascist dictator, it is interesting nonetheless that all wannabe and actual fascist dictators have smaller than average penises.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Getting pho (because it's cold) and the place is playing Vietnamese bossa nova and I can dig it, man
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Getting pho (because it's cold) and the place is playing Vietnamese bossa nova and I can dig it, man
Put in a used car dealership that only sells Chevy Camaros and Dodge Challengers
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Put in a used car dealership that only sells Chevy Camaros and Dodge Challengers