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My ride or die crew is old enough that I would totally understand if they picked die
December 13, 2024 at 4:29 PM
My ride or die crew is old enough that I would totally understand if they picked die
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They should make an advent calendar full of sandwiches.
December 13, 2024 at 8:01 PM
They should make an advent calendar full of sandwiches.
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Gotta go to bed early to wake up early to have an anxiety attack before work
December 4, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Gotta go to bed early to wake up early to have an anxiety attack before work
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I can’t give you a ride to work. That’s my 15 minutes to cry
December 4, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I can’t give you a ride to work. That’s my 15 minutes to cry
Did the aliens invade anyone's butt yet?
December 3, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Did the aliens invade anyone's butt yet?
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maybe eddie vedder just doesn’t know the words?
December 3, 2024 at 3:28 PM
maybe eddie vedder just doesn’t know the words?
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getting a tramp stamp of my professional grade kitchenaid mixer
December 3, 2024 at 6:36 PM
getting a tramp stamp of my professional grade kitchenaid mixer
You should get off social media before you ruin your kids lives
December 3, 2024 at 6:55 PM
You should get off social media before you ruin your kids lives
Want to make out in the 70s carpet pit or no?
December 2, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Want to make out in the 70s carpet pit or no?
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me: hey, can we pick up my mom on the way to church?
uber driver: sure
me: cool, I’ll cancel the hearse
uber driver: sure
me: cool, I’ll cancel the hearse
November 28, 2024 at 2:12 AM
me: hey, can we pick up my mom on the way to church?
uber driver: sure
me: cool, I’ll cancel the hearse
uber driver: sure
me: cool, I’ll cancel the hearse
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them: oooo do you like bath bombs?
me: … my toaster?
me: … my toaster?
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
them: oooo do you like bath bombs?
me: … my toaster?
me: … my toaster?
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
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BARTENDER: what’ll it be
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
November 26, 2024 at 6:44 PM
BARTENDER: what’ll it be
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
OLD MAN: tonic and gin
BILLY JOEL: *leans over and whispers* you should make love to that
Have you tried fucking your own spouse about it?
November 27, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Have you tried fucking your own spouse about it?
Getting to the age where I need shots of Pepto with my hole in the wall food
November 26, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Getting to the age where I need shots of Pepto with my hole in the wall food
I need kung pao chicken and fried rice egg rolls please
November 26, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I need kung pao chicken and fried rice egg rolls please
Adults should be able to wear light up shoes
November 26, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Adults should be able to wear light up shoes