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Ryan
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there's been something I've had to tell myself a lot lately so I figured I might as well tell it to everybody else too. also this is the first one of these that I've narrated, in case you're curious what my voice sounds like.
Can anyone recommend some good writing about how we (European/American colonizers) talk about "nature" as a separate thing from "civilization"/the human-built world, and the history of that way of thinking? Been reading some stuff that touches on that, now I'd like something that focuses on it.
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I got my 2nd best ever Immaculate Grid score while standing in line for the bathroom at the diy punk house show
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
my friend who is approximately 35 years old recorded a band whose members are all like 23 years old. he's sitting in on guitar with them tonight at a diy house show where I assume everyone else will be 23. I'm going with our friend who is 30, which is already geriatric to a 23 yo. I'm 45.
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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causing a massive collective eyeroll throughout the local diy punk scene by starting a band called DM For Address
December 11, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
it's a shame that we never got to see Ryan Hanigan, Joel Hanrahan, and Jack Hannahan on the same team together
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
hey @doriskgoodwin.bsky.social is Donald Trump the first US president to perform fellatio on another US president?
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
me introducing my cat: she's really shy and had a traumatic childhood so don't take it personally if she does something weird and/or acts like she doesn't like you

me introducing myself: I hope you are prepared to hold me to the highest standards of normalcy, which I will easily meet
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
love a fancy bar that's too fancy to have any kind of cigarette butt receptacle outside because they don't want to be the kind of bar that people smoke outside of so there's just cigarette butts all over the ground outside because if you serve alcohol people are always gonna smoke outside your bar
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
truly inspired by the dems' message of "we can't make anything better and we can't slow the rate at which everything gets worse"
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
finally realized as I approach middle age that I love spontaneity when I'm the one instigating it but I often get very anxious and uncomfortable when people are doing spontaneity to me. would've been nice to figure this one out sooner.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
an ok thing about daylight savings is I get to see the small black birds that gather in the big trees behind my work at dusk. about an hour before sunset they start arriving from all directions in groups of 4-10 until there are hundreds of them up there chattering. it's a nice thing I get to see.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
was just talking with a smart guy who has a business degree from a very good university but had never heard of the Dutch tulip mania of the 1600s. I didn't think my opinion of "business school" could get any lower but here we are I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
don't blame me I voted for Ötzi the Iceman
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 AM
got home from the bar and made a grilled cheese that would make Ötzi the Iceman weep
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Matt Lafleur's haircut is why he'll never be a truly great NFL coach. He gets that shit done every single week. How much time do you think coaches with multiple super bowl rings spend sitting in a goddamn barber chair.
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
niche meme for the antique door hardware heads
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
salvaged a late 1800s-early 1900s door on which someone wrote "boys please keep out" in old-timey (palmer script?) handwriting

this door would normally be in too rough of condition to save but because of the writing I can't quite bring myself to dumpster it
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
it's autumnal as fuck here in madison wisconsin today
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I was 19, and dead from the neck up
She was a Christian rock ingenue
Sentimental as a cat's grave
Her fucking body broke my eyes
And she said, "I'm gonna love the hell out of you"
October 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
simplest thing might be to put my mechanic, my dentist, and my landlord into a room together with my paycheck and let em negotiate directly while I just go fuck myself
October 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
[10 seconds before getting my ass kicked by a motorcycle gang ] do you guys ever think about how your version of rebellion requires you all to dress the same and ride the same kind of motorcycle? do you ever ask yourself why it's so important to you to be perceived as a badass tough guy
October 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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life hack: take an uber to a bar 3 miles away. have a few beers. walk home, stopping at 2-3 bars on the way to have a beer and a rest. brother you just got 3 miles of exercise and saved $4.
October 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM