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Ryan
@wrwlvrn.bsky.social
· Nov 14
there's been something I've had to tell myself a lot lately so I figured I might as well tell it to everybody else too. also this is the first one of these that I've narrated, in case you're curious what my voice sounds like.
probably the two most famous were there at the same time as me: former Cubs and A's reliever Michael Wuertz, and John Maus, the guy who makes incredibly grating synth music and participated in the Jan 6th insurrection
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
probably the two most famous were there at the same time as me: former Cubs and A's reliever Michael Wuertz, and John Maus, the guy who makes incredibly grating synth music and participated in the Jan 6th insurrection
it's been difficult to reduce the size of my beer gut; today I had the idea that maybe I could balance things out by trying to make my pecs bigger and then immediately had a sudden flash of understanding as to why so many middle aged gym guys Look Like That
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
it's been difficult to reduce the size of my beer gut; today I had the idea that maybe I could balance things out by trying to make my pecs bigger and then immediately had a sudden flash of understanding as to why so many middle aged gym guys Look Like That
also another thing about bars. idk how many of you play pool in bars. but have you noticed how everybody loves to crank that chalk on the cue. blue dust flying. but when you go to pick out a cue off the rack they all look like they've never been chalked ever. how does that work.
they should invent a place to stand in a bar that's not in the way
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 AM
also another thing about bars. idk how many of you play pool in bars. but have you noticed how everybody loves to crank that chalk on the cue. blue dust flying. but when you go to pick out a cue off the rack they all look like they've never been chalked ever. how does that work.
they should invent a place to stand in a bar that's not in the way
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
they should invent a place to stand in a bar that's not in the way
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
Quick question - have you ever heard of this epstein guy everybody's been talking about?
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Quick question - have you ever heard of this epstein guy everybody's been talking about?
Ah ok so your week of pretending to care about fascist violence is over and you're back to focusing on the 500th-worst thing the trump regime is doing. Very cool.
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Ah ok so your week of pretending to care about fascist violence is over and you're back to focusing on the 500th-worst thing the trump regime is doing. Very cool.
Why aren't you calling for the abolition of ICE? What has changed since 2018 when you said ICE should be abolished?
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Why aren't you calling for the abolition of ICE? What has changed since 2018 when you said ICE should be abolished?
If trump was smarter he'd let the blue wave happen because the leaders of your party are just going to bipartisanly reach across the aisle to their esteemed colleagues and make sure the money keeps flowing to DHS, IDF, Palantir, and all the billionaires in the Epstein files
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
If trump was smarter he'd let the blue wave happen because the leaders of your party are just going to bipartisanly reach across the aisle to their esteemed colleagues and make sure the money keeps flowing to DHS, IDF, Palantir, and all the billionaires in the Epstein files
I used to go to a mostly music/some comedy open mic where a guy tried this for a while. "you can do music covers why not comedy covers" is what he said. he did a lot of mitch hedberg. it was painful. I think he might've not had the part of the soul that makes a person feel embarrassed.
This is barely an idea but I keep thinking about a comedy cover act who only performs in bars and just tells other peoples’ jokes
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I used to go to a mostly music/some comedy open mic where a guy tried this for a while. "you can do music covers why not comedy covers" is what he said. he did a lot of mitch hedberg. it was painful. I think he might've not had the part of the soul that makes a person feel embarrassed.
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ok so. there is actually a global cabal of paedophiles pulling the strings behind the scenes and its everybody we most suspected. right. and nobodys been put in a vat yet. ok. right. I might go Double Insane if thats ok by everybody
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
ok so. there is actually a global cabal of paedophiles pulling the strings behind the scenes and its everybody we most suspected. right. and nobodys been put in a vat yet. ok. right. I might go Double Insane if thats ok by everybody
scrolled instagram on a weak wifi signal... the ads weren't loading but the real posts were... the opposite of usual... something is changing... could this be Woke 2... ?
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
scrolled instagram on a weak wifi signal... the ads weren't loading but the real posts were... the opposite of usual... something is changing... could this be Woke 2... ?
for me it's Mr Mustard Sweet Hot on a bagel/egg/cheddar/ham/spinach approximately 3x/week
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
for me it's Mr Mustard Sweet Hot on a bagel/egg/cheddar/ham/spinach approximately 3x/week
hell yeah I also have never done cocaine despite doing plenty of other stupid shit. for me it was because the first few times I had a chance I saw how intolerably obnoxious it made otherwise cool people and I was like "I can never be that guy"
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
hell yeah I also have never done cocaine despite doing plenty of other stupid shit. for me it was because the first few times I had a chance I saw how intolerably obnoxious it made otherwise cool people and I was like "I can never be that guy"
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Here’s what I think we should do with the concentration camps. Ready?
Let every detainee out. Give all of them citizenship and reparations with no strings attached. Dismantle the facilities brick by brick. Never open another one ever again.
Let every detainee out. Give all of them citizenship and reparations with no strings attached. Dismantle the facilities brick by brick. Never open another one ever again.
January 29, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Here’s what I think we should do with the concentration camps. Ready?
Let every detainee out. Give all of them citizenship and reparations with no strings attached. Dismantle the facilities brick by brick. Never open another one ever again.
Let every detainee out. Give all of them citizenship and reparations with no strings attached. Dismantle the facilities brick by brick. Never open another one ever again.
also idk if it was the same interview but he described a particular electric guitar as sounding "emasculated" which is just fucking weird and gross
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
also idk if it was the same interview but he described a particular electric guitar as sounding "emasculated" which is just fucking weird and gross
a couple years before the actual bad shit about Ryan Adams became known I read an interview where he said he doesn't really care about the drum sounds on his album, doesn't think it's important, thinks drum tracking is boring. I couldn't respect him as a musician after that.
It wasn't a hard drop as such because once I read about it all it was instantly obvious that he was a monster and I dropped him in a milisecond and never regretted it, but I did love me some Ryan Adams music before all that. bsky.app/profile/marq...
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
a couple years before the actual bad shit about Ryan Adams became known I read an interview where he said he doesn't really care about the drum sounds on his album, doesn't think it's important, thinks drum tracking is boring. I couldn't respect him as a musician after that.
Ok so abolish and prosecute DHS then instead of just coming on here to say "wow this seems bad"
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Ok so abolish and prosecute DHS then instead of just coming on here to say "wow this seems bad"
it's been about a week of extra-frigid weather here. it feels like six months. last summer seems so long ago that I was still young then. every single one of my problems will be solved when the thermometer hits 20 on sunday.
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 PM
it's been about a week of extra-frigid weather here. it feels like six months. last summer seems so long ago that I was still young then. every single one of my problems will be solved when the thermometer hits 20 on sunday.
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Satin Berrypecker (Melanocharis citreola)
Family Melanocharitidae (Longbills and Berrypeckers)
Range: western New Guinea (Fakfak and Kumawa Mountains, Bird's Neck)
IUCN status: Least Concern
Family Melanocharitidae (Longbills and Berrypeckers)
Range: western New Guinea (Fakfak and Kumawa Mountains, Bird's Neck)
IUCN status: Least Concern
ML403951351 - Satin Berrypecker - Macaulay Library
© Borja Milá; Papua Barat, Papua, Indonesia; 16 Nov 2014
macaulaylibrary.org
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Satin Berrypecker (Melanocharis citreola)
Family Melanocharitidae (Longbills and Berrypeckers)
Range: western New Guinea (Fakfak and Kumawa Mountains, Bird's Neck)
IUCN status: Least Concern
Family Melanocharitidae (Longbills and Berrypeckers)
Range: western New Guinea (Fakfak and Kumawa Mountains, Bird's Neck)
IUCN status: Least Concern
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Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings
the democrats can't give in to public pressure and fight hard to abolish ICE because then they'll have to do the same thing the next time there's a massively popular policy that would help people and make the country better. gotta keep those expectations low.
Dems coalescing around 5 restrictions on ICE, I'm told:
DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools
"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools
"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
A Dem Senator’s Harsh Takedown of Trump Hits Home: “Breaking Point”
As Trump scrambles to contain the damage from the latest ICE horrors, Senator Chris Murphy offers a sharp indictment of Trump-ICE lawlessness—and explains how Dems can meet the urgency of the moment.
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:56 PM
the democrats can't give in to public pressure and fight hard to abolish ICE because then they'll have to do the same thing the next time there's a massively popular policy that would help people and make the country better. gotta keep those expectations low.
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you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday
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I refuse to die until I get to see Stephen Miller humiliated as publicly and devastatingly as possible. It is the most important thing in the world to me.
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I refuse to die until I get to see Stephen Miller humiliated as publicly and devastatingly as possible. It is the most important thing in the world to me.
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Democrat leadership and liberal media know nothing but be transphobic, bomb Gaza, act as middleman to tech companies, eat shit and lie.
lol but [serious voice now] these fuckers are gonna try to jump in front of all the work the left and regular people have done and try to set up a tollbooth and it’s important that we invite them all to enjoy an unseasoned bowl of turds.
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Democrat leadership and liberal media know nothing but be transphobic, bomb Gaza, act as middleman to tech companies, eat shit and lie.