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i'm tired
he ain’t gonna win but who am I to kink shame
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
2026 is becoming a horrible horrible year to be sober
January 11, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I love paying $125k because some icehole was afraid to eat his vegetables
The federal government Friday agreed to pay $125,000 after a judge found a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent liable for civil assault for pointing a gun at a hotel maintenance man who came to the agent’s room to unclog a toilet.
Feds pay $125K after Border Patrol agent pointed gun at Portland hotel worker
The payout amount was finalized during a settlement conference Friday after a judge found the officer civilly liable for assault.
www.oregonlive.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
everyone keeps asking whataburger? but nobody ever asks howstheburger?
Ready 2 race in the @iracing.com Daytona 2.4. The Mustard mobile!
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
i like fries so much i post them twice
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
i want her to be president so fucking badly
AOC: That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
go birds
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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I'm going to make a competing cereal called "Dix." "Trix are for kids. Dix are for men."
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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You lying piece of shit. I chaired the Minnesota DFL for all three of your runs here. I watched you lose. Three times. Minnesota never bought your con. And now, as Chair of the DNC, I’m looking forward to ending Trumpism for good in 2028 — not with lies, but with votes. Again.
Trump: "I feel I won Minnesota. I think I won it all three times. Nobody has won it since Richard Nixon won it many many years ago. I won it all three times in my opinion. It's a corrupt state ... I did so well in that state. The people were crying every time after."
January 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
rejected snl sketch lookin ass product
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
January 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
my electricity bill may have tripled this year but at least I know what Maduro looks like in a bikini
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
it’s definitely a car
January 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
this is one great looking toyota camry
Prelude HRC concept goes incredibly hard, unfortunately for all the people who hate this thing
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
oops accidentally got foo fooled
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Renee Good’s murderer still walks free
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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Hope you like your drinks room temperature because we are fucking DONE with ice.

Please enjoy arbys
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
also
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
January 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
you are useless
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
public execution for all ice terrorists is the only option at this point
Someone who claims to have witnessed the incident says
- car was blocking ice
- they told them to move
- "something happened'
- ICE shot into the car as it was driving away
- passenger got out of the car covered away and said friend was dead

There is video and I have seen it
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
the brett griffin retirement plan
I think the most high yield investment you can make now is to have a shirt that says “my pronouns are pissed/off” made out of the cheapest material possible and then sit back and count your money
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
harbaugh to the browns will be a good fit after they bring back joe flacco for the third time in 4 years
Comedy chaos timeline:
Stefanski to the Ravens
Harbaugh to the Browns
January 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
welcome to baltimore kevin stefanski
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.

Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM