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Giam
@whizistic.bsky.social
P1 outage whisperer. NPC energy. Few spoons, no bots. Not a fed.
Rather than have Wet Leg and Fever Ray repeatedly, here is the without replacement version:

Joywave & little image
Wet Leg
Fever Ray
Amyl and the Sniffers
Betamaxx & Parallels
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw

Cyndi Lauper
Green Day with Rancid
The Pretenders
Alanis Morissette with Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Adam Ant with the English Beat
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw

Minus The Bear
Shelia E
OMD
Kraftwerk
They Might Be Giants
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I ated too much Korean BBQ and now my tum tum is full of Terra and carcinogenic meats … and my glasses are as foggy as Karl.
June 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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For noen kan et lite regnbueflagg bety at vi føler oss tryggere. Man ser flagget og tenker; « her kan jeg passe inn»
En enkel måte å vite at jeg også blir satt pris på.

Veldig fin video
Oslo Pride🌈
May 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I think our party host is trying hard to get us to leave.
January 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I am shook y’all. Highly Acclaimed Character Actress Margo Martindale had a side gig, and it wasn’t regional theatre!
You're telling me

that Margo Martindale

and Wayne Knight

were once partners

on a team of character actors who moonlit as private investigators

to supplement film/tv income by busting bad guys with their acting skills

and this has never been adapted into the longest-running show on NBC?
December 30, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Sleeper hit: Library of Congress. Disappointment: National Air And Space Museum (Mall) due to construction.
Expected: Capitol statuary.
Best: National Air And Space Museum (Udvar-Hazy)
December 19, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Show me the women who raised you.
November 29, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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You either die liking Fritos, Tab, and Mountain Dew, or you live long enough to see yourself become Boring Manager Rob.
November 24, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Back at work and everything is still terrible. They bribed me today with an office, which really means there is a hiring freeze, so I am a department of one.
November 13, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Went to Angel Island for the first time today. Really got to experience that whole BC Ferries "if I don't make this boat I'm stuck here for 12 hours" vibe. Saw some coyotes though!
November 11, 2024 at 2:33 AM
This past week has been incredibly depressing. I feel betrayed by humankind. I needed to go touch grass.
November 9, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Today I witnessed a contractor's certification testing of a new install and the builder managed to mis-splice sooo badly they looped the fiber optic trunks back to the same panel. Oopsy daisy!
October 4, 2024 at 2:47 AM
New Spotify playlist unlocked.
'BopSpotter' is an Android phone hidden in San Francisco running Shazam 24/7 to surveil songs people are listening to in public: "This is culture surveillance. No one notices, no one consents. It's not about catching criminals. It's about catching vibes."
www.404media.co/hidden-bopsp...
Hidden ‘BopSpotter’ Microphone Is Constantly Surveilling San Francisco for Good Music
“This is culture surveillance. No one notices, no one consents. But it's not about catching criminals. It's about catching vibes."
www.404media.co
October 1, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Everyone in the scene was way into smurfing.
How old are you in Internet years without telling us your age?
October 1, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
August 10, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Comes up for air after remediating 18,000 endpoints in 96 hours.

Did I miss any news?
July 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM
The Thrifty drug ice cream counter cash register was next to the tube tester. I graduated university in 2011.
Reskeet how old you are, using a vague proxy.

When I was 19, swimming was banned at the beach where I was a lifeguard because medical waste was washing up onshore. It made national news and popped up in We Didn’t Start The Fire.
Reskeat how old you are, using a vague proxy.
When I was 15, I was working in France for the summer, and listening to the radio I thought I heard that a president had resigned, but my French wasn't too good.
June 10, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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was super pissed at tmobile for not explaining why the nearest tower isnt working and giving me fix eta… after haranguing them several times, an agent got back to me… it’s eagles. eagles nested in the tower. and liek, goddammit, bc how can i be mad about that. best of thoughts for you n ur chicks.
May 25, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I'm 23/50 in to an Imgur dump, and it has been an hour. I'm not sure if that's because each image is paragraphs of Tumblr comments or because the edible hit, but it did It take seven tries to spell Imgur correctly so leaning towards #2.

This inability to spell is because gif is pronounced with a J.
May 5, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Careful what you say in the Discord chat. It may be the last thing anyone says for months
March 24, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Places I've claimed to be born that subsequently leaked in credential dumps: pangea, gondwana, caprica, ceres, helios.
i am here to tell you that there is no reason you have to answer security questions honestly, you only need to answer them memorably!
March 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Shel Silverstein doesn’t get nearly enough credit for predicting ChatGPT.
March 14, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Cisco with their bullshit specs. Oh yeah, it can handle 16,384 routes! No problem!

Oh actually that combines attached and indirect routes, so you can have 8,192 indirect routes.

Oh you are using mpls with vpnv4? Oh so that limit is 4,096 CE routes if you are in per-prefix config.

Actual hardware:
February 28, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Novell Netware, FUCK YEAH!
November 22, 2023 at 10:51 PM