west!
westardere.bsky.social
west!
@westardere.bsky.social
Aggressively believing in you

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It’s me, the angel of logging off
Sorry, I forgot about the public internet for a minute
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every time someone releases an autumn collection of exclusively cool tones, I clench my fist. This is the only time of year I can purchase things in colors that are acceptable for me to wear! You could release that purple literally any other time!!!
September 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Caterpillar waking up halfway through metamorphosis: I'm goo. Shit. Shit. Calm down. Go back to sleep. I'm really straight-up goo right now. Fuck
August 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I am so hungry today lmao pls give me snack recommendations. I am currently thinking about deviled eggs and something fried, but please do not limit yourselves to the savory. This thread welcomes all snack flavor profiles
August 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Genderosity of spirit
August 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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me: do you... want a napkin?

west: a towel would do just fine

i remember it like it was yesterday 🥹
August 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
One of my treasured memories is absolutely ripping into a rotisserie chicken at @jomakerofways.bsky.social’s kitchen table before they could finish their sentence offering me a plate or utensil.
bite into a rotisserie chicken. Do it. No cutlery. Pick it up with your hands. You will feel powerful and fed. It is good for morale.
August 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Call that Fool's Cold. Tricks hundreds of thousands of victims every year.
August 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
*Alex Jones voice*

They’re turning the Joannes into Spirit Halloween!
August 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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So do all who live to see such profections 😔
August 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I wish that it need not have happened in my Saturn profection 🫩
August 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My highly developed brain, the standout adaptation of our species, is making my tummy hurt
August 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Man, remember the Meat Grinder?
August 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The same words mean slightly different things to every human who uses them which means you have to both listen to what people say AND watch their feet. Sadly tho, even paying attention in this way is imperfect because your own mind will insert assumptions and projections without even realizing it
August 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I saw a bright light and awoke in a sterile white room. i couldn't move. an un-marmot figure hovered above me manipulating my body with strange devices. i swear i'm not making this up. it happened.
wash marmot
August 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Rofl just found this in my files
August 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If red badge notifications have no haters then I am dead
July 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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the up the jam pumper
July 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
What a tremendous achievement! Congratulations @chrisbrennan.bsky.social!!
July 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Saying you're an animist is a political statement.

Animism speaks to your relationships with other living humans just as much as it does with spirits.

Your relationships with other living humans more clearly demonstrates your animism than anything else.

#WitchSky #PaganSky
July 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Me, for the two months of sun in the PNW:
i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while
July 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
When Jeff Tweedy said “there is something wrong with me” I really related to that
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Affirmation: Receiving others’ generosity with an open heart allows me to be more generous
July 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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WHEN INSPIRATION STRIKES (threatening)
July 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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You don’t earn more worthiness by playing it cool and pretending to be someone who you are not.
July 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM