Samantha Young
@samanthayoung.me
Writer, witch, weirdo.
Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
SUBVERTING CAPITALISM THROUGH THE HOUSES: samanthayoung.me/sctth
Join the Cosmic Co-Op 🛸
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Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
SUBVERTING CAPITALISM THROUGH THE HOUSES: samanthayoung.me/sctth
Join the Cosmic Co-Op 🛸
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Picking your battles in parenting sometimes looks like “yeah, sure, you can play with this piece of trash you have suddenly decided to covet; just let me take off the choking hazard parts first.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Picking your battles in parenting sometimes looks like “yeah, sure, you can play with this piece of trash you have suddenly decided to covet; just let me take off the choking hazard parts first.”
My husband thought he was breaking new ground the other night when we watched The Grinch and he said “Martha May looks SO much like Katya.” I love him
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My husband thought he was breaking new ground the other night when we watched The Grinch and he said “Martha May looks SO much like Katya.” I love him
My ideal communal structure includes one person who knows how to maintain a good credit score so the rest of us can benefit from it
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My ideal communal structure includes one person who knows how to maintain a good credit score so the rest of us can benefit from it
Unfortunately for Leighton Meester, I am contextually obligated to shout “GO PISS GIRL” whenever I see her appear on a screen
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Unfortunately for Leighton Meester, I am contextually obligated to shout “GO PISS GIRL” whenever I see her appear on a screen
I’ll never not laugh when I think about the fact Ariana Grande wrote a song about how she manifests her life through meditation and not doing drugs, instead of being born into wealth and having all of her dreams nurtured without hesitation
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’ll never not laugh when I think about the fact Ariana Grande wrote a song about how she manifests her life through meditation and not doing drugs, instead of being born into wealth and having all of her dreams nurtured without hesitation
“I was never worried about you; I knew you’d figure it out, you always do” is a very weird way to say “I feel justified in my refusal to help you when you needed it the most”
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“I was never worried about you; I knew you’d figure it out, you always do” is a very weird way to say “I feel justified in my refusal to help you when you needed it the most”
Being the sole moneymaker in an autistic household with a 3-year-old and no village is hard. That’s all. I’m relatively okay right now, but it’s still very hard.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Being the sole moneymaker in an autistic household with a 3-year-old and no village is hard. That’s all. I’m relatively okay right now, but it’s still very hard.
I wanna ask someone I know if they got divorced bc they seem so much happier all of the sudden and their spouse is nowhere to be seen, but I fear I have not built that kind of rapport with them
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I wanna ask someone I know if they got divorced bc they seem so much happier all of the sudden and their spouse is nowhere to be seen, but I fear I have not built that kind of rapport with them
These two albums are winter albums and I will not be elaborating
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
These two albums are winter albums and I will not be elaborating
I love not having food allergies
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I love not having food allergies
Yeah I live in a bubble. I love my bubble. I love being the only cis couple amongst our close friends. I love that nobody I know buys into diet culture or right-wing radicalization or the idea that stealing food is bad. I love my radical trans leftist ideology bubble.
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yeah I live in a bubble. I love my bubble. I love being the only cis couple amongst our close friends. I love that nobody I know buys into diet culture or right-wing radicalization or the idea that stealing food is bad. I love my radical trans leftist ideology bubble.
Full moon in my profected 8th house and I’m having conversations with my Taurus moon father about paying off a debt. Sometimes astrology has no subtlety
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Full moon in my profected 8th house and I’m having conversations with my Taurus moon father about paying off a debt. Sometimes astrology has no subtlety
All day I’ve been thinking about the fact that NYC has a Muslim mayor. The Islamophobia has always been bad but it was BAD post-9/11. Feeling a little hopepilled today that a couple of decades later there’s a Muslim mayor in New York City. Also feeling strange that age-wise he’s one of my peers 🤭
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
All day I’ve been thinking about the fact that NYC has a Muslim mayor. The Islamophobia has always been bad but it was BAD post-9/11. Feeling a little hopepilled today that a couple of decades later there’s a Muslim mayor in New York City. Also feeling strange that age-wise he’s one of my peers 🤭
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i love being a woman of taste
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i love being a woman of taste
I don’t yap about how great my husband is to normalize good husbands; I do it because I love to brag.
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don’t yap about how great my husband is to normalize good husbands; I do it because I love to brag.
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Me when someone starts HRT.
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Me when someone starts HRT.
Good morning to unlikable bitches ONLY ‼️
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Good morning to unlikable bitches ONLY ‼️
Autumn is always when I get the urge to clean my house & purge my belongings. Not spring. Something about entering the Dark Times (which I love) makes me want to prepare by getting rid of extraneous things.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Autumn is always when I get the urge to clean my house & purge my belongings. Not spring. Something about entering the Dark Times (which I love) makes me want to prepare by getting rid of extraneous things.
YouTube algo is so shady for this
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
YouTube algo is so shady for this
5-HTP & magnesium glycinate > melatonin
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
5-HTP & magnesium glycinate > melatonin
Oh to be gazed at adoringly as you shovel shredded cheese into your mouth straight from the bag like the rabid creature you truly are
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh to be gazed at adoringly as you shovel shredded cheese into your mouth straight from the bag like the rabid creature you truly are
HOOOOOO BOY that 4:45 pm sunset is HITTING I feel alive
Y’all do not hate the sun enough for me
Y’all do not hate the sun enough for me
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
HOOOOOO BOY that 4:45 pm sunset is HITTING I feel alive
Y’all do not hate the sun enough for me
Y’all do not hate the sun enough for me
It’s just me and the bag of shredded fiesta blend cheese against the world
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s just me and the bag of shredded fiesta blend cheese against the world
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members.
At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members.
At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
Anyone who’s starting over from scratch after escaping abuse is my hero. I’ve done it more than once. I know that a mattress on the floor can feel like absolute freedom & the best sleep of your life. I get it, and I love you.
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Anyone who’s starting over from scratch after escaping abuse is my hero. I’ve done it more than once. I know that a mattress on the floor can feel like absolute freedom & the best sleep of your life. I get it, and I love you.