Samantha Young
@samanthayoung.me
Writer, witch, weirdo.
Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
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Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
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I do not trust people who can’t laugh at themselves or make fun of themselves.
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I do not trust people who can’t laugh at themselves or make fun of themselves.
Oh thank fuck it’s raining
February 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Oh thank fuck it’s raining
It’s wild being someone who is fully recovered from an eating disorder in 2026, this must be what those white dudes who always talk about “escaping the matrix” feel like
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
It’s wild being someone who is fully recovered from an eating disorder in 2026, this must be what those white dudes who always talk about “escaping the matrix” feel like
This is genuinely what goes through my head whenever I think about my parents’ and grandparents’ generational fixation on “humbling” children so I finally decided to just make it
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
This is genuinely what goes through my head whenever I think about my parents’ and grandparents’ generational fixation on “humbling” children so I finally decided to just make it
Huge sign of internalized capitalism is thinking you can buy your way to liberation
February 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Huge sign of internalized capitalism is thinking you can buy your way to liberation
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thankful for my hands ✨
they're pretty good hands and I got two of em
they're pretty good hands and I got two of em
February 5, 2026 at 9:05 PM
thankful for my hands ✨
they're pretty good hands and I got two of em
they're pretty good hands and I got two of em
I’m eating snacks you could never fathom
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I’m eating snacks you could never fathom
Disco music is one of humanity’s top five inventions
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Disco music is one of humanity’s top five inventions
Here’s a little lesson: Lil Kim don’t stress ‘em.
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Here’s a little lesson: Lil Kim don’t stress ‘em.
Every day I log into Instagram and boom. More green circles. It’s a heavy burden being a real one but someone’s gotta do it
February 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Every day I log into Instagram and boom. More green circles. It’s a heavy burden being a real one but someone’s gotta do it
The best part about having hair that’s half pink and half green is when I’m ready to move on, neutralizing both colors is SUPER simple
February 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The best part about having hair that’s half pink and half green is when I’m ready to move on, neutralizing both colors is SUPER simple
All the other kids with the pumped up lips better run, better run faster than my needle
February 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
All the other kids with the pumped up lips better run, better run faster than my needle
The first and most pressing thing you must do to internally combat fascism is to rid yourself of your love of power.
February 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The first and most pressing thing you must do to internally combat fascism is to rid yourself of your love of power.
I hope Neil Gaiman dies in a bathtub
February 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I hope Neil Gaiman dies in a bathtub
Finally getting a tattoo at 32 and it involving a tarot card is so on brand for a 9th house year actually
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Finally getting a tattoo at 32 and it involving a tarot card is so on brand for a 9th house year actually
“Once you see your mom as a little girl you’ll forgive her” doesn’t work for me. I recognized the little girl in my mom when I myself was still a little girl, and I had compassion for her then. What I needed was for her to have compassion for the little girl standing in front of her.
February 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“Once you see your mom as a little girl you’ll forgive her” doesn’t work for me. I recognized the little girl in my mom when I myself was still a little girl, and I had compassion for her then. What I needed was for her to have compassion for the little girl standing in front of her.
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One of the things bothering me about how people are responding to the Epstein files is that there are tons of conspiracies being created and spread about what’s in them, rather than people just believing the victims like they could have been doing for years now
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
One of the things bothering me about how people are responding to the Epstein files is that there are tons of conspiracies being created and spread about what’s in them, rather than people just believing the victims like they could have been doing for years now
Weird bitch energy begets weird bitch energy
February 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Weird bitch energy begets weird bitch energy
ACAB includes people who say “if you have time to lean, you have time to clean”
February 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
ACAB includes people who say “if you have time to lean, you have time to clean”
It’s funny to be incompatible with corporate culture simply because I prefer to say things to someone’s face
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
It’s funny to be incompatible with corporate culture simply because I prefer to say things to someone’s face
Reposted by Samantha Young
kia is in the ICU for sepsis, please help with any amount for rent; it's really appreciated
currently at 580/2500 and due today
currently at 580/2500 and due today
February 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
kia is in the ICU for sepsis, please help with any amount for rent; it's really appreciated
currently at 580/2500 and due today
currently at 580/2500 and due today
Reposted by Samantha Young
we have got to be ruder to the evangelicals
February 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
we have got to be ruder to the evangelicals
If we don’t get a real winter I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
If we don’t get a real winter I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem
The Davison chart tells no lies
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The Davison chart tells no lies