Samantha Young
@samanthayoung.me
Writer, witch, weirdo.
Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
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I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
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So many planets crossing over my 4th house IC this week and I’ve literally just been hanging out with my dad. The jokes write themselves
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
So many planets crossing over my 4th house IC this week and I’ve literally just been hanging out with my dad. The jokes write themselves
Bbygirl please come join the goat party already. Everyone misses you
December 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Bbygirl please come join the goat party already. Everyone misses you
I could feel my Mars return going exact just now
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I could feel my Mars return going exact just now
Bugonia took me entirely by surprise. Definitely my top movie of the year and maybe even a personal top ten movie. I went into it without having any information or context and did not expect to feel every single emotion. Can’t wait to watch again, plus my bb Stavvy is in it
December 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Bugonia took me entirely by surprise. Definitely my top movie of the year and maybe even a personal top ten movie. I went into it without having any information or context and did not expect to feel every single emotion. Can’t wait to watch again, plus my bb Stavvy is in it
2026 I’m going all in on email for communicating with my audience. It’s hands down my favorite way to reach people. The energy of subscribing to a mailing list is so much different than a social media follow; much more intimate & very explicit consent
December 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
2026 I’m going all in on email for communicating with my audience. It’s hands down my favorite way to reach people. The energy of subscribing to a mailing list is so much different than a social media follow; much more intimate & very explicit consent
Silly me. I almost forgot that vacationing with a child is just parenting in a different place.
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Silly me. I almost forgot that vacationing with a child is just parenting in a different place.
My 3-year-old got a tiny camera for Christmas and why did nobody warn me that I would be WEEPING this morning looking at all the things he took photos of yesterday 🥺 highly recommend seeing the world through your child’s eyes
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My 3-year-old got a tiny camera for Christmas and why did nobody warn me that I would be WEEPING this morning looking at all the things he took photos of yesterday 🥺 highly recommend seeing the world through your child’s eyes
Smoking in a parking lot in Southern California as my ancestors intended
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Smoking in a parking lot in Southern California as my ancestors intended
You’re telling me Emily Blunt forced this trauma?
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You’re telling me Emily Blunt forced this trauma?
I love an addict’s sense of humor, like my dad & aunt both being recovered meth addicts and calling the holiday dip recipe “crack dip”
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I love an addict’s sense of humor, like my dad & aunt both being recovered meth addicts and calling the holiday dip recipe “crack dip”
My grandma is absolutely the Christmas magic but I’m glad this is a family where she also gets showered in gifts, and not just household items or things she needs either
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My grandma is absolutely the Christmas magic but I’m glad this is a family where she also gets showered in gifts, and not just household items or things she needs either
Idk what I did to deserve being loved this much but my husband said he wants to get a tattoo dedicated to me and it’s PONYO’S MOM 😭
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Idk what I did to deserve being loved this much but my husband said he wants to get a tattoo dedicated to me and it’s PONYO’S MOM 😭
Capricorn and Gemini may be averse signs but what they have in common is commitment to the bit
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Capricorn and Gemini may be averse signs but what they have in common is commitment to the bit
When Kendrick said “I wish I was fed forgiveness” I really felt that
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When Kendrick said “I wish I was fed forgiveness” I really felt that
For Christmas I am apparently evolving into a Maine Coon or something of that sort bc why did I just pull this from my EYEBROW
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
For Christmas I am apparently evolving into a Maine Coon or something of that sort bc why did I just pull this from my EYEBROW
My version of purgatory is every time I have to wait for my Gemini sun, Capricorn moon partner to make a decision about what to eat
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My version of purgatory is every time I have to wait for my Gemini sun, Capricorn moon partner to make a decision about what to eat
I’m just a girl with 6 planets in the 4th house visiting her hometown during multiple 4th house returns (and crying about it)
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’m just a girl with 6 planets in the 4th house visiting her hometown during multiple 4th house returns (and crying about it)
My daily gratitude prayers include anyone who’s ever shown me grace or patience. I’ve needed a lot of it, especially in the last few years.
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My daily gratitude prayers include anyone who’s ever shown me grace or patience. I’ve needed a lot of it, especially in the last few years.
Emma Stone Cold Steve Austin
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Emma Stone Cold Steve Austin
Yeah it’s pouring rain in Southern California and yeah it’s winter but I’m not gonna let that stop me from wearing SPF and spritzing on Beach Walk perfume every day I’m here
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yeah it’s pouring rain in Southern California and yeah it’s winter but I’m not gonna let that stop me from wearing SPF and spritzing on Beach Walk perfume every day I’m here
Forever navigating adult friendships as an autistic person and this year was really big for me in the realm of friendships. I’m just now starting to accept that if I text someone multiple times over several months and they do not respond, they are not a friend even if they’ve called themselves one.
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Forever navigating adult friendships as an autistic person and this year was really big for me in the realm of friendships. I’m just now starting to accept that if I text someone multiple times over several months and they do not respond, they are not a friend even if they’ve called themselves one.
Holy chicken so tender and mild
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Holy chicken so tender and mild
Olivia Newton-John Wayne Gacy
December 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Olivia Newton-John Wayne Gacy
Successfully startled a group of Christian women at the coffee shop, I love Orange County
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Successfully startled a group of Christian women at the coffee shop, I love Orange County
I don’t think Homer’s Odyssey could hold a flame to what I went through in the last 24 hours, but at the end of it, I am alive and the hotel towels are soft.
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I don’t think Homer’s Odyssey could hold a flame to what I went through in the last 24 hours, but at the end of it, I am alive and the hotel towels are soft.