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Rofl just found this in my files
The guy from hot ones sitting across the wings table from Marina Abramović a la “a minute of silence”
August 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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…I was singing in the car
A screenshot of a notification from my watch: 3h ago Loud Environment Sound levels hit 90 decibels. Around 30 minutes at this lev...
July 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Chipotle rewards activating my avoidant attachment strategies
Screenshot of an email from chipotle rewards titled “Where have you been? We miss you Come back and enjoy a BOGO free entrée”
July 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Anyway, here’s me and Bhumi, who turned 4 today.
Me, gazing adoringly at my fawn pug who is wearing a teal and orange harness and smiling. He has crooked little teeth
June 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Life with a primarily malefic-ruled chart that also happens to have an exalted benefic
Screen cap of the Ben Bernanke YouTube video. Caption says “I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome, but what have you done with it?”
June 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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bc I passed my test last week baybeeee
My document showing that I passed the CAPM exam, performing above target in all four domains covered
June 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Lmfao @saintchristopher.bsky.social I just toggled an old icloud setting, and this reminder from a decade ago just popped up
An iPhone reminder app reminder that says: !!! Rub Chris behind his ears if we ever meet Arriving: New York, NY
June 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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If you can’t use your natal moon Jupiter conjunction, transit is fine
Barefoot Contessa
May 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I do like this tiny pale green tear tho
Close up of my eye with blue-green makeup that has run a bit in the rain. There is a small droplet of water under my eye that has taken on some of the pigment of the makeup
May 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Woman in a candlelit bath. Texts says, “how it feels once I finally unravel a facet of my neuroticism”
May 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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If you see this post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll
Me, standing on the roof of an awning I just built. My hair is tied back, and I have my tools hooked onto my pockets
May 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I love my return clients so much, my GOD
i have been getting readings from west for a few years now and LOVE the prophecy offering. my personal experience with them has run the gamut from "i'm a somewhat experienced beginner" to now "intermediate with a strong awareness of advanced techniques" so we are able to dig into heavier stuff without me feeling like beginner methods are being overtly explained, but west is always comprehensive and thorough with reading information and the research on why some things may be coming up stronger than others. west is also a fantastic person, bright and kind and easy to sit with when discussing those harder personal moments that naturally come up in the discussion of a reading. legitimately cannot recommend them more highly no matter your knowledge level or what you're interested in learning, west will take the time and make it completely personal to you! thank you!
May 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Arcane texts meme drop
Image of a naked man, head hung low, sitting on the side of a bed with a woman sprawled face down in a pillow, covered with a blanket. Text says, “FIRMICUS SAID, ‘WHOEVER HAS THE SUN POSITED THUS SHOULD NOT STRIVE AFTER ANYTHING, SHOULD NOT DARE TO DO ANYTHING, SINCE HE SHOULD KNOW THAT (...) HE IS HINDERED IN ALL THINGS’” A black pug in battle armor. Text says, “the native will be a leader of armies, conquering his adversaries” Emoji face crying out in anguish with hands lifted to the sky. Text says, “wasted my patrimony”
April 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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My transits this week have me looking like this lil dude
A lil line drawing of a guy peering nervously over his shoulder
April 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Mary and Jesus painting. Mary is saying, “Are you ok man? I can't believe you inhaled the whole bong in one hit” Jesus says, “I’m not ok”
April 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Been outta touch on here bc I’m out communing with the deer and turkeys and my tools
A deer peeking thru a staircase at me Big puffy turkey strutting his stuff Selfie of me in my carhartts squatting beside my toolbox
April 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I know in my heart that I’m stronger than him
Painting of an old timey dude eating a cinnamon roll. Headline says “Swedish king Adolf Frederick died in 1771 after eating 14 cinnamon buns”
April 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Last week of Mars in cancer mood
A frame from the animated film Hercules where Hercules’ youth is drained after he jumps into the river Styx to save Meg
April 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Talk about getting retrograded. I haven’t engaged with this app in 3 years lmao
My phone notifications page. There’s a Duolingo notification from yesterday
April 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Laughing at myself for feeling impatient this afternoon after weathering all of those Hellenistic voids last month with equanimity
C’mon do something meme where the guy’s stick is poking at this 29° Gemini moon
April 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The path is treacherous, but the rewards are great for those who can face it.

Presenting: Enter Main Character
An astrological consult for anyone ready to find their strength.

Books open now at www.westardere.com/consults
A jeweled sword in a stone on a dark lake. Text says “Main characters have responsibilities that only they can fulfill” Two hands reaching for each other in the dark. Text says, “they do, however, receive help and guidance along the path” A dark forest with a lit path. Text says, “Enter Main Character. And astrological consult for those ready to cross the threshold” there is a link to www.WestArdere.com/consults
April 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Life is hard, and this timeline is preposterous, but my ability to locate agency and meaning are undeterred
Zoom in: Yes, you are inextricably linked to the beings around you. Yes, you live within a system that, to greater or lesser degrees, was not made for you. Yes, you have been through experiences that have shaped you. None of this means that you are an NPC in your own life. The choices you make or postpone, the actions you take or defer, the thoughts that you engage with matter. They matter for you and an untold number of others, both human and non-human. There is a responsibility in this that can feel daunting. There is agency in this that can feel freeing. Zoom out: This is also true for everyone else.
March 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Quote this with the energy you’re bringing to Bluesky
Oscar the grouch looking at his lil worm friend saying “everyone shut up. I’m experiencing childlike wonder”
March 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Main characters can't do re-writes, but they find a way through the story anyhow. What a relief.
An image of a fountain pen writing on a page. Top text is crossed out quote saying "you are the author of your own life." bottom text says, You're really not.
March 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Before we get into the meat of our main character explorations, I reckon I’d better introduce you to the main character of this account. I’m West! a consulting relational astrologer, boundary doula, podcast host, and human incarnation of the Kool-Aid Man (thanks Moon-Jupiter conjunction in Aries)
It’s me! I have wavy brown hair and brown eyes (tho only one is shown in this pic bc I’m winking). I’m wearing one tiger’s eye earring, one carved wooden shark earring, and a hand-knit golden yellow cowl. I’m standing in front of some evergreen trees
March 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM