Weird Hotel Guy
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It would be helpful if I had a place here to direct people to Project: X
The end goal of Project:X is simply to raise two girls to adulthood without them developing ANY MAJOR EATING DISORDERS.
The end goal of Project:X is simply to raise two girls to adulthood without them developing ANY MAJOR EATING DISORDERS.
Water balloons
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Water balloons
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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Hey folks of Minneapolis!! If you need a tow truck, don’t use Cedar Towing & Auction !!!! One of their tow truck drivers attempted to drive his truck through the protest of people today while proudly wearing his MAGA hat
January 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Hey folks of Minneapolis!! If you need a tow truck, don’t use Cedar Towing & Auction !!!! One of their tow truck drivers attempted to drive his truck through the protest of people today while proudly wearing his MAGA hat
Cool. Great that you posted that next to the kiddie porn
January 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Cool. Great that you posted that next to the kiddie porn
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I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
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5 years ago today, we watched in horror as Donald Trump and his maga cronies tried to steal an election. Now, 5 years later, our tyrant in chief is leading us into an illegal war in Venezuela. This isn’t normal y’all, and we need real fighters in the senate. #Jan6 #nonewwars
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
5 years ago today, we watched in horror as Donald Trump and his maga cronies tried to steal an election. Now, 5 years later, our tyrant in chief is leading us into an illegal war in Venezuela. This isn’t normal y’all, and we need real fighters in the senate. #Jan6 #nonewwars
Well, my dad has MS too. Not mr. Altruism here
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Well, my dad has MS too. Not mr. Altruism here
Weird. Hey anything happen in illegal state kidnapping news you'd like to make more than a single post about?
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Weird. Hey anything happen in illegal state kidnapping news you'd like to make more than a single post about?
I've donated 3x and then figured I'd get the proof to you later. Then I... never did that. I think that's probably how it'll happen this year too
January 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I've donated 3x and then figured I'd get the proof to you later. Then I... never did that. I think that's probably how it'll happen this year too
What are you doing in @senadorajulie.bsky.social's office??
January 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
What are you doing in @senadorajulie.bsky.social's office??
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
You're over the age of 35?
January 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
You're over the age of 35?
Polis is a Colorado Democrat: a business-bleeding, oil-stealing, climate denying, planet-paving, capital C conservative; who likes to hike
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Polis is a Colorado Democrat: a business-bleeding, oil-stealing, climate denying, planet-paving, capital C conservative; who likes to hike
Yes, yes, all that, you are very dumb, wish I could vote against you next election, whatever -- BUT!
You still fuckin use facebook???
You still fuckin use facebook???
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Yes, yes, all that, you are very dumb, wish I could vote against you next election, whatever -- BUT!
You still fuckin use facebook???
You still fuckin use facebook???
Yeah, money to apologize for a genocidal regime. Okay. Where can I buy a Julie Gonzalez sign already?!
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Yeah, money to apologize for a genocidal regime. Okay. Where can I buy a Julie Gonzalez sign already?!
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On to discuss the Trump Administration's actions in Venezuela, a reporter who will vaguely refer to critics, a former military leader who will simply say how the operation worked, and a Trump supporter who would be in jail for CSAM if the DOJ still existed
January 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
On to discuss the Trump Administration's actions in Venezuela, a reporter who will vaguely refer to critics, a former military leader who will simply say how the operation worked, and a Trump supporter who would be in jail for CSAM if the DOJ still existed
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Now we go live to Mike Johnson
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Now we go live to Mike Johnson
Oh does @hickenlooper.senate.gov take genocide money?
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Oh does @hickenlooper.senate.gov take genocide money?
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Trump’s actions are blatantly unconstitutional.
There is no dispute that Maduro is a brutal dictator — but only Congress has the power to declare war.
If Congress does not begin reasserting itself — immediately — our constitutional order will be permanently transformed.
There is no dispute that Maduro is a brutal dictator — but only Congress has the power to declare war.
If Congress does not begin reasserting itself — immediately — our constitutional order will be permanently transformed.
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Trump’s actions are blatantly unconstitutional.
There is no dispute that Maduro is a brutal dictator — but only Congress has the power to declare war.
If Congress does not begin reasserting itself — immediately — our constitutional order will be permanently transformed.
There is no dispute that Maduro is a brutal dictator — but only Congress has the power to declare war.
If Congress does not begin reasserting itself — immediately — our constitutional order will be permanently transformed.
I mean, believe me, I understand needing to go down a project-hole. But wouldn't it be easier to build a slide scanner and hit "ctrl+i" in photoshop?
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I mean, believe me, I understand needing to go down a project-hole. But wouldn't it be easier to build a slide scanner and hit "ctrl+i" in photoshop?
Don't forget the GOP trans-extermination agenda, supported by @hickenlooper.senate.gov, and his unpaid aide!!
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Don't forget the GOP trans-extermination agenda, supported by @hickenlooper.senate.gov, and his unpaid aide!!
Then you're @hickenlooper.senate.gov. Or the unpaid intern who watches this space. Hey Intern! He doesn't even know your name!
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Then you're @hickenlooper.senate.gov. Or the unpaid intern who watches this space. Hey Intern! He doesn't even know your name!