WeeBitSarcastic
@weebitsarcastic.bsky.social
Lurking for laughs and learning opportunities.
Former life: Contracts Manager for small business defense contractor.
Current life: still trying to figure that out.
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Former life: Contracts Manager for small business defense contractor.
Current life: still trying to figure that out.
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are you kidding me?
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
are you kidding me?
White meat, au gratin, corn, stuffing, pecan pie.
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
White meat, au gratin, corn, stuffing, pecan pie.
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Donald Trump: Best in Show
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Donald Trump: Best in Show
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Hell, I’d be shocked if he bothered to find out whether Melania was still in the East Wing before he destroyed it.
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hell, I’d be shocked if he bothered to find out whether Melania was still in the East Wing before he destroyed it.
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The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
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This is who is paying for the destruction of the White House East Wing, per @wsj.com
Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
Google
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3
Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3
October 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is who is paying for the destruction of the White House East Wing, per @wsj.com
Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
Google
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3
Altria Group Inc.
Amazon
Apple Inc.
Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp.
Caterpillar Inc.
Coinbase Global
Comcast Corp.
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin Corp.
Meta Platforms Inc.
1/3
World News Tonight just showed a clip with Trump flying the plane, but did not show were he dropped fecal matter on protest crowds.
Hopes dashed.
Hopes dashed.
October 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
World News Tonight just showed a clip with Trump flying the plane, but did not show were he dropped fecal matter on protest crowds.
Hopes dashed.
Hopes dashed.
Sew I made a wallet.
The Necessary Clutch Wallet. Pattern by Emmaline Bags.
12 card slots. Zipper compartment. Hardware finish on flap "bling", rivets, and zipper pull is antique brass.
It's a fun sew. If I can do it, anyone can.
The Necessary Clutch Wallet. Pattern by Emmaline Bags.
12 card slots. Zipper compartment. Hardware finish on flap "bling", rivets, and zipper pull is antique brass.
It's a fun sew. If I can do it, anyone can.
October 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sew I made a wallet.
The Necessary Clutch Wallet. Pattern by Emmaline Bags.
12 card slots. Zipper compartment. Hardware finish on flap "bling", rivets, and zipper pull is antique brass.
It's a fun sew. If I can do it, anyone can.
The Necessary Clutch Wallet. Pattern by Emmaline Bags.
12 card slots. Zipper compartment. Hardware finish on flap "bling", rivets, and zipper pull is antique brass.
It's a fun sew. If I can do it, anyone can.
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notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?
anyway that’s why these events are important
anyway that’s why these events are important
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?
anyway that’s why these events are important
anyway that’s why these events are important
One of my favorites
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
One of my favorites
Me waiting for 2PM.
In the meantime, I'll just look at posts from other locations.
In the meantime, I'll just look at posts from other locations.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers .
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Me waiting for 2PM.
In the meantime, I'll just look at posts from other locations.
In the meantime, I'll just look at posts from other locations.
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Me waiting for Saturday.
kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me waiting for Saturday.
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=anVR...
The GOP fears frogs! 🐸🤣
The GOP fears frogs! 🐸🤣
We’re the Frogs (Portland, Oregon Peaceful Protest Anthem for the "War Ravaged" city)
YouTube video by Delanae - Original Music. Storytelling. Cultural
m.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=anVR...
The GOP fears frogs! 🐸🤣
The GOP fears frogs! 🐸🤣
Sesame bagel, lightly toasted.
A schmear of almost any kind of cream cheese. Onion and chive or garden vegetable preferred.
A schmear of almost any kind of cream cheese. Onion and chive or garden vegetable preferred.
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
October 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sesame bagel, lightly toasted.
A schmear of almost any kind of cream cheese. Onion and chive or garden vegetable preferred.
A schmear of almost any kind of cream cheese. Onion and chive or garden vegetable preferred.
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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At least a thousand but most likely more folks marching in Chicago to protest the deployment of the National Guard and continued ICE raids. Chanting "whose city our city!"
October 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
At least a thousand but most likely more folks marching in Chicago to protest the deployment of the National Guard and continued ICE raids. Chanting "whose city our city!"
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warzone not a warzone
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
warzone not a warzone
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Anyone who's questioning how foreign furniture could possibly be related to national security has clearly never heard of Ikea's new ÄNTIFÄ collection
September 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Anyone who's questioning how foreign furniture could possibly be related to national security has clearly never heard of Ikea's new ÄNTIFÄ collection
Rochester, NY
Here is a local business who advertises on our local ABC station, WHAM 13 - owned by Sinclair. They will not be airing the Jimmy Kimmel Show tomorrow nigh. This is my dealer 😢
Here is a local business who advertises on our local ABC station, WHAM 13 - owned by Sinclair. They will not be airing the Jimmy Kimmel Show tomorrow nigh. This is my dealer 😢
September 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Rochester, NY
Here is a local business who advertises on our local ABC station, WHAM 13 - owned by Sinclair. They will not be airing the Jimmy Kimmel Show tomorrow nigh. This is my dealer 😢
Here is a local business who advertises on our local ABC station, WHAM 13 - owned by Sinclair. They will not be airing the Jimmy Kimmel Show tomorrow nigh. This is my dealer 😢
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So, does Kimmel come on before or after the rapture?
September 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So, does Kimmel come on before or after the rapture?
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
Everything is terrible, but I just found my Jim Croce CD and am playing it in a refurbished Bose Wave system that I picked up cheap a couple of years ago.
September 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Everything is terrible, but I just found my Jim Croce CD and am playing it in a refurbished Bose Wave system that I picked up cheap a couple of years ago.
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“The Left” and “the Right” aren’t real.
They’re made-up clubs, invented and sold to the public by the people in power…
and by the loudest people with the most to gain.
They’re made-up clubs, invented and sold to the public by the people in power…
and by the loudest people with the most to gain.
Your Politics Are Not a Costco Membership
Why Left and Right Are Less Real Than a $1.50 Hot Dog
open.substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“The Left” and “the Right” aren’t real.
They’re made-up clubs, invented and sold to the public by the people in power…
and by the loudest people with the most to gain.
They’re made-up clubs, invented and sold to the public by the people in power…
and by the loudest people with the most to gain.
😂 6PM news just showed more coverage. Video of the ICE truck being hauled away on a tow truck and the crowd singing "Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye".
In #Rochester, #NewYork, 100 marched to surround a house where roofers were being detained by ICE. While one person was taken, several others were left alone as the crowd "shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents...drove...away on four flat tires." www.wxxinews.org/local-news/2...
ICE agents in the Park Ave neighborhood spark large-scale protest
The group shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents in the ICE-led action drove a Border Patrol SUV away on four flat tires, which had been slashed.
www.wxxinews.org
September 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
😂 6PM news just showed more coverage. Video of the ICE truck being hauled away on a tow truck and the crowd singing "Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye".