R T
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People put cartoonishly large bandages on their ear to show support last time he faced any significant criticism, I'm not certain what the exact equivalent is in this scenario but we've definitely already seen some "so what? Everyone does it, I've done it"
I can confidently say what happens next will either be a nothingburger, a complete epochal collapse of the entire global elite structure's legitimacy, something in the middle, or a secret fourth thing.
Hours after Speaker Mike Johnson confidently declared that Senate Republicans would "fix" Thomas Massie's bill requiring release of the Epstein files, the Senate just passed the bill as is by unanimous consent without any changes. A massive, embarrassing debacle for Johnson.
It now goes to Trump...
It now goes to Trump...
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
People put cartoonishly large bandages on their ear to show support last time he faced any significant criticism, I'm not certain what the exact equivalent is in this scenario but we've definitely already seen some "so what? Everyone does it, I've done it"
BTW I still have no idea whether she is or not
How do I figure out whether a woman is flirting with me or not? To give you an idea about my capability of judging such things, sometimes I'll watch hours-long youtube videos of people driving on various interstates
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
BTW I still have no idea whether she is or not
I've reached the controversial conclusion that the world is a less beautiful place without Todd Snider in it
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I've reached the controversial conclusion that the world is a less beautiful place without Todd Snider in it
Having made some visits recently to a nursing home and taking a look around, I wish I was better at articulating a point that's been rattling around in my brain. The best I can come up with is: spend your time, hoarding it doesn't do you any good
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Having made some visits recently to a nursing home and taking a look around, I wish I was better at articulating a point that's been rattling around in my brain. The best I can come up with is: spend your time, hoarding it doesn't do you any good
If I had a nickel for every time one of my favorite songwriters died at 59 I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird it's happened twice
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If I had a nickel for every time one of my favorite songwriters died at 59 I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird it's happened twice
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
"Say what you want about him, but he's an absolute master at manipulating those rakes"
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
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November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Say what you want about him, but he's an absolute master at manipulating those rakes"
"Kim Kardashian said psychics told her she would pass the bar exam and..."
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Kim Kardashian said psychics told her she would pass the bar exam and..."
Sure hope nothing happens today that knocks the Nico news out of the cycle
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sure hope nothing happens today that knocks the Nico news out of the cycle
I keep forgetting this person (pictured, not quoted) is married to someone who controls how children in this country are educated
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I keep forgetting this person (pictured, not quoted) is married to someone who controls how children in this country are educated
Between the Soros checks and the DOGE money, I've been saving up a lot for one of those 50 year mortgages. Once I start getting a cut of those tariffs, I might even be able to afford financing having my fast food delivered
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Between the Soros checks and the DOGE money, I've been saving up a lot for one of those 50 year mortgages. Once I start getting a cut of those tariffs, I might even be able to afford financing having my fast food delivered
Sean has a good point here. I'm available for your counterarguments. I've got time
In what world do people that do shit like this think to themselves, “yeah. I’m the good guy here”? These folks can go to hell.
BREAKING: SCOTUS issued an emergency order Friday, temporarily blocking full SNAP food aid payments from being sent out.
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sean has a good point here. I'm available for your counterarguments. I've got time
What, um, do you like this gig?
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
What, um, do you like this gig?
If you use the word "leftist" more than three times a day online you should have a warning label
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If you use the word "leftist" more than three times a day online you should have a warning label
How do I figure out whether a woman is flirting with me or not? To give you an idea about my capability of judging such things, sometimes I'll watch hours-long youtube videos of people driving on various interstates
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
How do I figure out whether a woman is flirting with me or not? To give you an idea about my capability of judging such things, sometimes I'll watch hours-long youtube videos of people driving on various interstates
Envisioning a world where Norm starts having Ashrita Furman on his podcast to discuss Ashrita's proposed solutions to fixing all the potholes on 35E that Norm complains about all the time
One of the odd things we do is give extra attention to people who have excelled in one thing when they share their political opinions. I don’t care what sports guy says about politics, just as no one should care what I say about politics because I write songs.
Opinions are like, well, you know.
Opinions are like, well, you know.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Envisioning a world where Norm starts having Ashrita Furman on his podcast to discuss Ashrita's proposed solutions to fixing all the potholes on 35E that Norm complains about all the time
When Mozart sits down to paint, sometimes he really barrels up the bat and strikes a three pointer
This is your Moby Dick.
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
When Mozart sits down to paint, sometimes he really barrels up the bat and strikes a three pointer
Laying here awake still thinking about how since Mike Maddux left the Rangers to go to the Angels either he's a really big fan of the beach to put up with that organization, or...
a stuffed monkey with the words oh no written below it
ALT: a stuffed monkey with the words oh no written below it
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November 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Laying here awake still thinking about how since Mike Maddux left the Rangers to go to the Angels either he's a really big fan of the beach to put up with that organization, or...
My light bulb moment for this concept came when I heard an extended NPR segment (maybe from a podcast?) about the guy who discovered lead was everywhere. When you tell ppl a toxic substance is everywhere they don't believe you, because if true *someone* would be doing something about it
Recently my brother in law explained what gerrymandering was to a coworker and they didn’t believe him because if that were really happening there would be riots in the street
This week I had someone tell me they're not worried about SNAP being cut off because "that's illegal, so it's impossible Trump could do that, so obviously it's just media sensationalism." Another person told me they weren't worried about ICE because "they can't detain you if you're legally here."
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My light bulb moment for this concept came when I heard an extended NPR segment (maybe from a podcast?) about the guy who discovered lead was everywhere. When you tell ppl a toxic substance is everywhere they don't believe you, because if true *someone* would be doing something about it
As a random non sequitur, regardless of what Corby thinks I'd probably have a better shot with Amanda than he does
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
As a random non sequitur, regardless of what Corby thinks I'd probably have a better shot with Amanda than he does
if you see this, post a vampire that isn't dracula
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
if you see this, post a vampire that isn't dracula
Floor chicken can't be poison
Two undegrad bro walking down the hall of my colleges version of the Winchester Mansion eating chicken tenders from a styrofoam container they found on the ground. “It was still hot when we found it, this floor chicken can’t be poison” they told their clearly aghast girlfriends.
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Floor chicken can't be poison
