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Seth Wilson
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Dust Storms May Exist
If there is a hell Andrew Wakefield and his proselytizers like RFK Jr are bound for it.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dreaming again about my restaurant that only sells hot dogs in the various styles of Latin America and the Caribbean.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yellowstone has a wiki and the entries read like they were written by a pack of dim 8th graders. Articles are a mess, the formatting is different in each one. This is what happens when there are no autistic they/thems in your fanbase. Those folks are like the monks who saved books in the dark ages.
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I have this cologne, the first I’ve ever liked and actually worn, that smells like so many good memories of desert campfires.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
One of my most hated tropes is when a protagonist falls into a body of water, blacks out and wakes up miraculously closer to their objective. (Moana gets a pass because the ocean did this to help her)
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The ricer is 100% better for mashed potatoes than a food mill.
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh no, I chopped a jalapeño and rubbed my eyelid. Such a rookie mistake.
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m kinda glad tongue hasn’t caught on like ox-tail and beef cheeks. With even mediocre prep it has a lot of the same texture and flavor as brisket.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There should be a Mexico-Italy exchange program to share offal-cooking techniques. They’re some of the best in the game at it, we’d all win.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My extremely straight-laced cousin, a retired state trooper who closes out cold cases as a consultant part time, has discovered he really likes going to Wasteland with his theater degree-having son to show off the post-apocalyptic vehicles they make together.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somehow I made it through all of junior high and high school in the southwest without ever reading Bless Me, Ultima in class.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yeah, you know what, it’s really sticking with me. Fuck the Running Man, it pulled all its punches.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This was my first Man or Astroman album, I think the only one I still own. It’s a lot of fun.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A friend of mine used to joke about how in the Hunger Games the rest of the world is fine, the US is just a fucked up hermit kingdom. People in Mexico are still going about their day, working, raising families, drinking Coca-Cola, barely paying attention to “los hungry games” to the north.
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Running Man is a fun action movie but we live in times beyond parody. Reaganism pushed to the point of absurdity is just real life now. There’s a in-universe version of the Kardashians that is indistinguishable from the real thing.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I want to go on Shark Tank and pitch a lower stakes version of Jurassic Park with animals like dodos and aurochs.
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This neckbearded Confederate weirdo was the first Mayor of El Paso. His wife was an indigenous woman from the Tigua Pueblo, oddly enough.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just had a very amusing mental image of smart car technicals routing cybertrucks in an urban setting.
nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
idk, maybe it was a dickish thing to do but we need to bring back shame. These people need to feel bad about their choices, be excluded from feeling welcome in public wearing that shit.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Couldn’t help myself, saw some smug old guy behind me in line for a bagel this morning wearing a Trump 2024 hat. On the way out I asked “you know he’s a pedophile, right?”
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I like seeing carajillos everywhere, my wife was way ahead of the game on those, she’s been drinking them as long as I’ve known her.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’m 90% sure I worked for the owner of this brands dad back in college. (He was a big fan of committing wage theft.) Anyway, this still seems kinda intriguing.
Wanderlands | Snacks That Take You Places
Umami-packed, chef-crafted snack mixes that transport you to wild places through the magical layering of aromas and flavors. Made with New Mexico estate-grown pecans, puffed fava beans, black sesame, ...
wanderlands.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Judging by the number of signs at registers explaining how rounding works I’m not sure how well getting rid of the penny is going to go. I’m really hoping some cashier doesn’t get shot because, you know, the US.
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
These come from the factory absolutely permeated with the scent of Marlboro Light 100s.
Bring back burgundy sedans with cavernous burgundy interiors and rosewood accents. I want a car that drives like a bank.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Every day a new reason to burn the NYT to the ground emerges.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM