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chow yun fat in A BETTER TOMORROW is the coolest a dude has ever looked on film
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
chow yun fat in A BETTER TOMORROW is the coolest a dude has ever looked on film
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
History always remembers:
Artists United Against Apartheid - Sun City (music video)
YouTube video by alex bizzo (Jukeboxtube)
www.youtube.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
History always remembers:
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trans people aren't the downfall of civilization no matter how many monster truck show people who pivoted to blasphemous megachurch spectacles say so. they weren't right about pokemon cards or e-drugs or whatever, they're not right about this. it's a stalking horse for social domination by losers
September 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
trans people aren't the downfall of civilization no matter how many monster truck show people who pivoted to blasphemous megachurch spectacles say so. they weren't right about pokemon cards or e-drugs or whatever, they're not right about this. it's a stalking horse for social domination by losers
I've lived in #chicago less than two weeks, and it's still shocking how good the bus drivers are here. These people should get paid more than baseball players.
August 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I've lived in #chicago less than two weeks, and it's still shocking how good the bus drivers are here. These people should get paid more than baseball players.
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"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
August 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
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All these years later and Phoenix still sounds like the kidz bop Strokes.
July 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
All these years later and Phoenix still sounds like the kidz bop Strokes.
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going to keep saying: important for a society that would like to keep functioning to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
Lying by an officer should be a one-strike-you're-fired situation, and the officers who did so should all be prosecuted. I won't hold my breath. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Justice department drops cases against LA protesters after officers caught making false claims
Revealed: records show border patrol gave inaccurate testimony about people it jailed. Prosecutors now face ‘embarrassing’ dismissals
www.theguardian.com
July 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
going to keep saying: important for a society that would like to keep functioning to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
Why do people hate the police? Who else are you going to call to arrest you after your home gets burglarized?
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...
Rapper GloRilla arrested on drug charges after police respond to burglary call
Police arrested rapper after finding a ‘significant amount of marijuana’ in her Atlanta home during investigation
www.theguardian.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Why do people hate the police? Who else are you going to call to arrest you after your home gets burglarized?
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...
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y'know it's kind of a tell that they think celebrating the end of slavery is DEI
June 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
y'know it's kind of a tell that they think celebrating the end of slavery is DEI
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Hey, Dodgers, this would be a good time to break your cowardly silence as your community is attacked.
Or you could just ban people who sing the national anthem in Spanish. That’s another thing you could do.
Or you could just ban people who sing the national anthem in Spanish. That’s another thing you could do.
Clay Travis calls for an ICE raid at Dodger Stadium:
"Could you imagine if they did an ICE raid in the parking lot of the LA Dodgers stadium... That would be kind of amazing."
"Could you imagine if they did an ICE raid in the parking lot of the LA Dodgers stadium... That would be kind of amazing."
June 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hey, Dodgers, this would be a good time to break your cowardly silence as your community is attacked.
Or you could just ban people who sing the national anthem in Spanish. That’s another thing you could do.
Or you could just ban people who sing the national anthem in Spanish. That’s another thing you could do.
I left LA many years ago, but I held onto my Dodger fandom tightly as a way of still feeling grounded. In a week when I miss LA so dearly, I've also felt how much my connection to one its (and my) most beloved institutions has frayed.
We’ve got @dylanohernandez.bsky.social spitting hot fire in this one, and it’s a pleasure to read
Commentary: Cowardly Dodgers remain silent as ICE raids terrorize their fans
The Dodgers have declined to release a statement in support of their fans protesting ICE raids that have ripped apart families in Southern California.
www.latimes.com
June 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I left LA many years ago, but I held onto my Dodger fandom tightly as a way of still feeling grounded. In a week when I miss LA so dearly, I've also felt how much my connection to one its (and my) most beloved institutions has frayed.
This flyer's giving real Da Share z0ne energy and it ain't wrong
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This flyer's giving real Da Share z0ne energy and it ain't wrong
Caribou's AI use bothered me for reasons around identity, Timbo's bothered me because living in a cyberpunk dystopia was supposed to be cooler, but what sucks about this is the mundanity -- the fake AI cratedigging apparatus is inevitably gonna for sale on Splice by the end of the year if not sooner
Lil Wayne has officially entered his AI Slop Era. Read more at CABBAGES.
www.cabbageshiphop.com/welcome-to-t...
www.cabbageshiphop.com/welcome-to-t...
Welcome To 'Tha Carter AI'
Lil Wayne enters his Slop Era.
www.cabbageshiphop.com
June 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Caribou's AI use bothered me for reasons around identity, Timbo's bothered me because living in a cyberpunk dystopia was supposed to be cooler, but what sucks about this is the mundanity -- the fake AI cratedigging apparatus is inevitably gonna for sale on Splice by the end of the year if not sooner
Austin TX! I'm gonna be playing Beats & Beers, May 30th at St. Elmo (South) with inimitable @flobama.bandcamp.com, Acclimated Assassin, and many more! Thx 2 @pressingmatterz.bsky.social and St Elmo for putting it on. Starts at 5, can't wait 4 this! Bring a friend, flip a beat, have a Carl!
May 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Austin TX! I'm gonna be playing Beats & Beers, May 30th at St. Elmo (South) with inimitable @flobama.bandcamp.com, Acclimated Assassin, and many more! Thx 2 @pressingmatterz.bsky.social and St Elmo for putting it on. Starts at 5, can't wait 4 this! Bring a friend, flip a beat, have a Carl!
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James Agee said "I hate any job on earth, as a job and a hindrance and a semi-suicide."
💡And that's why I think your cardholders are going to 👏love👏 our new B2B SaaS product.
💡And that's why I think your cardholders are going to 👏love👏 our new B2B SaaS product.
May 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
James Agee said "I hate any job on earth, as a job and a hindrance and a semi-suicide."
💡And that's why I think your cardholders are going to 👏love👏 our new B2B SaaS product.
💡And that's why I think your cardholders are going to 👏love👏 our new B2B SaaS product.
Oh, fuck everyone involved in this
NEW: The music distribution platform SoundCloud updated its terms of service to allow it to use artists' uploaded music to train AI.
The change quietly went into effect last year. It looks like a lot of SoundCloud users were caught off guard.
futurism.com/soundcloud-a...
The change quietly went into effect last year. It looks like a lot of SoundCloud users were caught off guard.
futurism.com/soundcloud-a...
May 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oh, fuck everyone involved in this
Congratulations to all the Knicks fans who are no longer the most insufferable group of people touting imagined ties to Villanova this week
May 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Congratulations to all the Knicks fans who are no longer the most insufferable group of people touting imagined ties to Villanova this week
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i don’t believe in the great man of history theory, but i do kind of believe in a stupid asshole theory of history where one dumb motherfucker ruins things for everyone
May 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
i don’t believe in the great man of history theory, but i do kind of believe in a stupid asshole theory of history where one dumb motherfucker ruins things for everyone
I love every interview with Enya about her process, where half is "I built a custom reverb tank in this castle on a remote island off the coast of Ireland, because no commercial reverb can get this sound" and the other half is "Oh, that? That's one of the factory presets on a Juno"
May 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I love every interview with Enya about her process, where half is "I built a custom reverb tank in this castle on a remote island off the coast of Ireland, because no commercial reverb can get this sound" and the other half is "Oh, that? That's one of the factory presets on a Juno"
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coincidentally the 1 year anniversary of this great tweet
April 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
coincidentally the 1 year anniversary of this great tweet