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Pete Tsipis
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Guy who hosts a radio show with Clay Travis bitching about annoying sounds
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Trump (seeming to confuse Greenland and Iceland): "Iceland has cost us a lot of money"
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 PM
A medium iced coffee and a donut at Dunks is $8
Brooke Rollins is still at it!

"We had run almost 1,000 simulations, and between $3 and $4 is a fair number if you can have access to that food. I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64."
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 PM
You banned rainbow tape
NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman binged 'Heated Rivalry' in one night! 📺 #HeatedRivalry

(🎥: X/Sheng_Peng)
January 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I'm all here for Winter Olympic analogies

Dems need to stop trying to blank the end and let Trump keep hammer. If you're gonna throw guards the whole time then god damn you need to hit what Trump puts in the house and roll to the button 🥌
More Dems need to think about skating to where the puck will be not where it is.

All indications are Trump's brain has turned to mush and no one around him will even try to control his worst impulses.

He will just get way crazier and more evil and unpopular by November.
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
This the top floor at Swingers no one uses
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
"It's unclear why U.S. Border Patrol agents chose to question Keleekai and other drivers who were also charging their vehicles. All of them were people of color. " My guy, that's as clear as ya can get
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
For all the haters who don't think the woke left can fight back against a rogue government
January 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Three Backyard Baseball games came out before ICE existed and they would 100% harass Pablo and the Khan brothers
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Stopping the fight while this coward is still on the run, smh
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
That's a banana peel, slide whistle sound effect, straight to the locker room for concussion protocol kinda slip
January 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Every protest needs a designated drummer
CNN in Minneapolis: You can literally see someone is playing on the drum set right here outside the entrance of the hotel right now.
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Trust the Plan🤝Trust the Process
Four years of absolute dog shit
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Teal Man is gonna have his face plastered on Newsmax more than an NWSL broadcast
posting without comment
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Fox News has been saying schools are cancelled because the city is letting protests get out of control. Zero mention that federal agents were at a local high school following the shooting.
“The move came after officials at Roosevelt High School said armed U.S. Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders.” — www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Reposted by Pete Tsipis
it should be illegal to run a tv commercial that looks like podcast clips on tiktok
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Nobody wants to eat a protein pop tart. Easy to play the "ohh I'm so mysterious!" card when in reality the masses don't want to consume your flesh
SLAMMIN STRAWBERRY WILL RETURN
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Can't focus on the playoff, too locked into the 1956 McGill football season from my grandfather's yearbook @sickoscommittee.org
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I do love how CBS just reused the font for what critics are calling Thursday's hottest new comedy
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
He's a frozen foot in a cryotherapy machine away from achieving a season's worth of AB in a week
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The second the approval rating jumps to 37%
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@sickoscbb.bsky.social Don't look now but DIII Regis College has Holy Cross ON THE ROPES
December 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I can assure that UNC-Asheville will be the last place woke dies
There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My favorite scene in Rudy is when Rudy finally gets a chance to play ion the final game but then it's cancelled because Notre Dame thinks they're too good for the Pop-Tart Bowl
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Do the right thing for the Framingham Brazilians, Brockton Haitians, and Revere Moroccans and play Group C entirely at Gillette
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM