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online diary if we're being honest. containing being annoying to one account in lieu of priv. main: @mullhund.bsky.social
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go read about dialectical materialism + play ace attorney again and THEN you can write fanfic..........pissing me off
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
your divorced parents are NOT narumitsu coded. the only truth your dad is interested in is truth social and your mom stole way more than $38 from him.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
There's a very odd genre of narumitsu fic where everyone is violently homophobic towards them and while I understand the sentiment,
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
...I was supposed to work on narumitsu tho
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
you ever work on a WIP first to get the art juices flowing and then hours pass and you're like "wow ^_^ what a good art making session that was...wait what did I sit down to work on again"
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
millionth post I've made like this but every time you make Edgeworth say random German in a fic out of no where you're grabbing the goldfish that is my soul out of its nice tank enclosure and tossing it onto the cold unforgiving linoleum floor of the pet store
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Amusha Birthday head I guess
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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For November 17th
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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thank you oomfs
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Ok this is serious but can you imagine being that employee reading off "so you were trying to pay a VR giantess who does vore and we don't send money to those people"
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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How long before this happens to all trans creators? How long before it progresses to all under the LGTBQ+? How long before the next one after that? Things are progressing at a scary rate and it's only getting more and more evident that there's a fight coming. We need to be prepared for it.
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”

I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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pretty man #trigun
October 26, 2024 at 9:57 AM
one time my ex was like "you know, you wouldn't look fat if it wasn't for your giant boobs" which is a crazy thing to say to anyone, let alone your partner for almost a decade, let alone your Trans Masc Partner, LET ALONE AS A FELLOW TRANS PERSON......
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice
Lenin (bald)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! Is it that the ecocidal racial capitalist regime which has been obliterating the biosphere for centuries has also captured dominant cultural frameworks of belief formation (especially ones that DID THE CRUSADES)

>clicks story

>it’s some shit called “vertical morality”
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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hes so babygirl
#deltaruined
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Tch............TCH
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The problem is that phoenix would fold too fast imo. Like the minute Edgeworth suggests "helping him out" wink wink phoenix is like "I'm madly in love with you"
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
reading fic where the premise is that both phoenix & Edgeworth know it's mutual and decide to play gay chicken instead of get into a relationship and wondering why I hadn't thought of that before
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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My third Rawhide poster. Thanks to @musclepupzagreus.bsky.social for posing for me! 💦
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have to log off Tumblr or I really might start killing people
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You'll never guess who this guy does PR for
In order to move men, we have to welcome folks who have done things in the past we abhor. We have to allow folks to redeem themselves.

It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.

The math doesn’t math without more men.
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM