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🦇 matty 🌝
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online diary if we're being honest. containing being annoying to one account in lieu of priv. main: @mullhund.bsky.social
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and the horrors
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'M being responsible BOZO!!!!! GET WITH IT!!! 🧠🔨💥
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
5 so I have an extra hand in the airplane bathroom.
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
And you guys think the reason they'd be annoying as a couple is because they'd fight.....each other. Or I guess make out? I don't knowww
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
She'd go back to Phoenix with Edgeworth answer (usually the most stick in the mud reason that is easy to poke holes in) and he'd go argue on her behalf but then end up agreeing with some other reason in the end before trucy deploys "ask for plan b that now seems less extreme"
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
See they'd both deny Trucy something but Phoenix would make up a bullshit reason at first so she'd go to Edgeworth second with the bullshit reason and he'd say "Well that's ridiculous because xyz" and she'd say "so I can?" And he'd hit her with "absolutely not"
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Like as a partnership they'd be insufferable to be around because they'd agree on almost everything except on how/what/when/where/why of it all. It's weird that two people being openly affectionate makes you guys feel violent. What's going on.
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Why is their kid getting violently mad after seeing her adult parents kiss at breakfast. Why is Trucy homophobic. She wouldn't say that .
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It's like. I think the writer misunderstands the reason they're insufferable and ends up implying they're awful to be around simply because they are two men in love LMFAO?
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
did the math...at least 5-6 years ago
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
peaches (god rest his furry little soul) spilled coffee on him almost immediately after I finished painting. Lmao.
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
anyway I finally finished this decora garfield I started like years ago
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
fuck yeah
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
...he kind of would, though, right. Like that's the thing. Unfortunately I do kind of get it
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I recognize it's a me problem but you have an entire canonical man for that. Go write klapollo. I'm literally going to start writing fic where Edgeworth talks like random sudden English in anime style . "OK ☆" type shit
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM