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online diary if we're being honest. containing being annoying to one account in lieu of priv. main: @mullhund.bsky.social
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anyway I finally finished this decora garfield I started like years ago
A wood panel with Garfield's face painted on it in vibrant colors. It's full of shiny stickers in stars, hearts, pearls, and other shapes. There are several rainbows, large stars, a coffee cup, a donut, a piece of candy, a sleepy emoji, and dozens of other food/shapes/candy stickers.
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
waschund.bsky.social
fuck yeah
Cool dog smoking weed
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
waschund.bsky.social
she's sleeping like this btw
The same pose, but Maggie's eyes are closed and her paws are more tucked in. The worm is still on top of her.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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mother & child worm
Maggie, a fluffy black cat, lays on her side on top a grey blue rug. Her body is vertical and her eyes are focused on the viewer. There is a bright blue worm on a string (minus the string) on her back
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
waschund.bsky.social
not really. the inspo was actually leaves.
Japanese maple leaf species. The leaves have five leaflets that are jagged and pointed at the end. They are a deep red color.
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
waschund.bsky.social
btw....end of my blond era.
View from inside the swing chair on my porch. You can see the very top of my hair. It's a deep red color. The porch light is glowing above me Wet hair pre cut - it's like a raspberry red in person + darker gradient on the sides + my roots.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
waschund.bsky.social
she really is my daughter
Magpie, a fluffy black cat, curled up on the banana bean bag with an ace attorney blanket draped over it. She's snuggling close to Edgeworth. Maggie, laying on the same blanket, months earlier, beside Edgeworth. She's belly up and wide eyed.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
waschund.bsky.social
SNOW?
view from a window. Outside, a tree and house are covered in a layer of snow. Inside, two house plants sit on top of a cat scratcher.
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
waschund.bsky.social
Ok well you all have to suffer with me now. first of all who the fuck is that. since when is there a female Grinch. Second of all. How did this ad get approved for YouTube.
Homacus ? ad for Christmas ornaments clearly made with AI. the Grinch is on his knees behind a female Grinch wearing a Santa Claus dress that does not cover her grass or her grussy, and the Grinch is apparently seconds away from eating her ass. There are other characters below doing the same pose: jack skellington & Sally from nightmare before Christmas and belle & the beast from beauty and the beast.
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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dragged the tree in to help her get down and she just got comfier. sick of her.
The same mattress with the top of her cat tree up against it. There's about a foot and a half of space from the top platform to the mattress. Betty is lying flat on top of it. Her paw sticks out awkwardly. Put my phone on top of the mattress for this angle lmfao
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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ignore the possible giant bloodstain I'm getting rid of the mattress. anyway what the fuck is her problem.
my cat on the very tip top of a mattress that's leaning against my wall, vertically. Yes she climbed up there on her own. Yes I had to drag the cat tree into my room to get her down. Yes she climbed right back up. Lounging proudly next to the not bloodstain. Honestly it's probably rust? Idk. It's a hand me down mattress from my aunt that was in an attic bedroom ok. I had like 3 layers of slips on this thing.
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
waschund.bsky.social
Weary old man holding a cane. "I don't know... That's scary..."
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
waschund.bsky.social
what do you mean there's official merch of the poisoned meds. God I fucking love ace attorney.
Recent set released on the Capcom store (Japan) that's Feenie themed. There's a handkerchief with the ryu heart on it, his pink sweater, pins, photo cards? And candy versions of the cold meds.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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biting and shaking a little guy meme
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
waschund.bsky.social
dropped my baby brother off at the airport...officially Texas bound
Crunchy jpeg of a sad frowning cat with big wet eyes
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
waschund.bsky.social
"what country isn't involved in sex trafficking. I would like to move there"
"there's this tiny fort off the coast of england--"
Everyone flipping off a dog in a circle. He looks very sad about it.
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
waschund.bsky.social
omg I finally got a pic of her mid-leaf grab...my raccoon 🧡
Betty, a small tortie cat, on a wet fenced in balcony. There are leaves scattered behind her. She has a yellow maple leaf in her mouth and one paw out, about to grab it. Same picture, but her head is slightly turned toward the viewer and blurry. You can see more of the maple leaf hanging from her mouth.
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
waschund.bsky.social
incredible sticker get + the pile of leaves baba has brought in from the porch while I've been working
A heart shaped sticker with two crows on either side. The text says LET'S CROW GIRLS A pile of approximately 11 leaves on my carpet
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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huuuu....this is crazy. aj era art quality of trilogy narumitsu that makes Edgeworth look like his sprite art and not bimbofied.....brown eyed phoenix that looks . I can't help but want to punch him. I know hes annoying as hell.
The same pic from above but cropped so it's just narumitsu.
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
waschund.bsky.social
ohhhh my god hello? Hello ?? THEYRE ALL SO HANDSOME??? KLAVIER IS BROWN????
Art promoting what looks like Apollo justice themed bookmarks but the more important part is new art of Klavier and Apollo. The same thing but main trilogy themed. Edgeworth and phoenix also have new art. Phoenix has brown eyes and his skin matches the og trilogy art. Weirdly, Edgeworth looks Older (more like his trilogy art) whereas phoenix looks more bright eyed and bushy tailed lol
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
waschund.bsky.social
everybody go to bed
Bobcat with ears back staring into a trail cam
October 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
waschund.bsky.social
anyway check out the new tank upgrade 😈
One side of the new isopod tank. You can see a couple inches of dirt with rocks and shells mixed in. On top of the dirt from left to right: a corkwood, a mushroom, a raccoon skull. There are blue and orange isos scattered throughout. Widdle powder orange isopod with a brussel sprout scrap....🥺 The front side of my new tank. There is a piece of wood leaning up against the glass, creating a pocket in the dirt. That is about 1-2inches deep and 5-6inches wide.
October 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
waschund.bsky.social
bought the pods an upgraded tank. Betty likes to pretend she's been imprisoned in it.
Betty, a tortie cat, paws at the glass walls of a critter tank while staring at the viewer with round eyes. Betty frantically smacking the sides of the glass as if she is trapped inside the tank (it doesn't have a lid)
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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love when the universe tees one up for me
mullhund: "war heroes who represented the more principled side of the party" and it's imperialist thugs who killed civilians for the crime of not being American. Martin z @pxtl.ca: Dole served in Italy in WW2 where he lost the use of his right arm after taking fascist machine-gun fire. mullhund: okay? Skill issue. Imagine losing an arm to the other fascists, let alone an Italian.
October 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Homophobic dog I know what you are meme
October 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM